Tuesday, July 31, 2007

'Bag Hunting

Female reader CB went ‘bag hunting and came up with the following pic:

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Dear Douchebag #1,

I am very happy to finally not to only witness, (helplessly, without camera) – but to capture douche action while it happens right in front of my eyes. Well, I do apologize that the women on the pic are not hotter, but I think they should do (please accept my apologies for not making it “into” the picture – but do I really want to?! – Help!).

Man, the really nice and subtly tanned blondie man really turned me on: he had no smile after I told him “you are so hot” – he got right in the picture and lived up to it, no questions asked (about the IT). And I almost missed him – I eyed the mane guy first (yet another prime example, but – helloo!!! – we all know the blonde factor).

I surely do hope that you agree with me and deem the picture attached worthy to post on your site. You really do a community service here – keep it up!

A grateful DB fan –

— CB
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Nicely done, CB! You’ve captured a true choadbag in his native environment, and lived to tell the tale.

Any other first person ‘bag hunting captures? Send the pics and story in to me, the DB1. And CB, those girls are hot enough for my tastes. Of course, all I can see are boobies, so what do I know.

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