Monday, November 26, 2007

Sweet Pecan Pie

Sweet Pecan Pie, why cohabitate with a Dude Who Should be Paddled?

With cascading hair, a wonderful smile, and the curve of award winning cranberry sauce backside, I would like to partake of your sweet pecan pie.

And yet, alas, McSnot fondles.

It tasks The DB1 on a Monday after a long flight back from the east coast in which he now smells like dirty socks. I read that the hotties like the musky scent of unshaven sweat. Then again, I read it in Newsweek. Which is like trying to stay current by watching Lifetime. The cultural capital is stale, baybee. Very stale.

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