Friday, November 30, 2007
Friday Haiku

Makeup Emo Smirks,
His Retro 80s ruse worked.
Eye shadow worth cost.
How many emos
Needed to change a bulb? None!
He sits in the dark.
– duke of douchester
the make-up counter
at Nordstrom has exploded
all over his head.
– pfah
Flock of Seagulls mop
Eye banging a dude. Run cutie,
run so far away
– marcos douchebagdatis
Simon Lebon’s son
Scoring chicks because of dad
Douchey like the Wolf
– plinky
Grab my black shoulder
I will probe your backside to
search for dark entry
– rev. douche




