Friday, March 21, 2008
Friday Haiku
Could it be? It is.
He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks,
Dollar Signs, Not White.
Ice cold juggsicles
Divert my attention from
Pimple-faced wigger
– maximum overdouche
He Bangs Bitches is
attempting to impress with
boobs of his sister
– anonymous
Girl is opposite
of tough, unchewable steak.
She’s super tasty.
– douche almighty
Repeat. I am douche.
Patrolling girls dorm for prey,
Chesty hott sprays mace.
– ‘bag lanta
Balding,baggy eyed vampire boy,
Blondies boobage too big,
Casket won’t close
– Marcos Douchebagdatis
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