Saturday, May 24, 2008
Fish Slap Sez…
I know it’s Memorial Day Weekend, and I shouldn’t toss some fauxhawking Fish Slap at you. Especially not when he’s flexing with a lithe popsicle blond who doesn’t seem to mind being fondled by a pile of, how you say, douche.
But I had to.
For Fish Slap says Bra and Tighty Armani aren’t douchey enough to carry his hair gel. And when a legend steps in to reassert his scrotal dominance in the poo chain, who am I to stand in the way?
Looking at this atrocity of a disaster of a scrotacalypse, I’m inclined to agree.
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