Friday, August 29, 2008
Friday Haiku
Russian Mob plots sting,
Sue Ellen Smith’s an heiress,
Snag jewelry and boobs.
Classified advert:
Bono bag seeks kinky pair
For infiltration.
— holbrooks douchestershire sauce
Shirley, where’s Laverne?
Squiggy, you let yourself go
Son of Fonzie: douuuuuuche
— i drink your doucheshake
that “70’s Show” cast
out of make up & on drugs
sure look different
— creature
He still hasn’t found
No help from Benny and Joon
What he’s looking for
— jean claude van douche
