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The Boatbag Shuffle

Yeah I’ve been overdoing it with the Boatbags this week. But it’s Labor Day Weekend. If not now, when? If not me, who?

In this lineup of tasty, curvy, slightly milfy hott milkshakes, I’ve dropped in a classic floating boat turd.

Note all the key signifiers:

Mandana + Spikey Hair Fro.

Shoulder Tatt designed by an epileptic rhesus monkey.

It’s Labor Day Weekend. What better way to celebrate the progressive development of standardized work weeks, citizen rights and productive national development, then by choadmocking and boob admiring?

Methinks we do our patriotic duty.