Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sunday Musings: The Hoverbag
On this lazy Sunday, let us pay testament to one of the abstract categories we find on the douchological spectrum.
I speak, of course, of the Hoverbag.
As detailed in my book, The Hoverbag is an otherwise innocent shmoe who achieves douche status simply for ruining the frame.
Unlike most categories of hottie/douchey commingling, Hoverbags often would achieve a nottadouche pass if they were simply on their own.
Hoverbags are frequently met with off-screen cries of “Get out of the frame, douche!” and “Move, dumbass!”
I dub this Hoverbag, Sam.
