Tuesday, December 16, 2008
With eight Golden Globes to celebrate and bask in golden plump glow, the voting pretty much broke down into a four way pick ‘em of equal opportunity celebration.
But the power of The Hourglass was too unbelievable to deny.
Four Points was a close second, and by close second, I mean large succulent flesh mounds of dancing marshmallow sunshine that I would slide down into a candy corn rainbow and nuzzle in their soft, soothing warmth, whilst I drifted off to sleep for a fortnight.
But the thighs/boob ratio of the overly tanned Hourglass transcends mere mortality and hints at ubermensch ascendancy. And if that’s not a well earned 2008 Douchie Award, then I don’t know what is.
And… boobies.
Best Golden Globes: The Hourglass from "The Beachbag and the Hourglass"
With eight Golden Globes to celebrate and bask in golden plump glow, the voting pretty much broke down into a four way pick ‘em of equal opportunity celebration.
But the power of The Hourglass was too unbelievable to deny.
Four Points was a close second, and by close second, I mean large succulent flesh mounds of dancing marshmallow sunshine that I would slide down into a candy corn rainbow and nuzzle in their soft, soothing warmth, whilst I drifted off to sleep for a fortnight.
But the thighs/boob ratio of the overly tanned Hourglass transcends mere mortality and hints at ubermensch ascendancy. And if that’s not a well earned 2008 Douchie Award, then I don’t know what is.
And… boobies.
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