Friday, January 30, 2009
Friday Haiku
Awwww, isn’t that sweet.
His and Hers Dog-Tags, in case
Night ends in death.
Not so big secret.
We all know you are balding.
Mandana no help.
— The Donger
With a shelf like that,
Deep-sea divers fall off and
Clutch for dogtag.
— Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce
Bonerific hott
Tainted by Rodrigo’s lips
Dang! Look at those boobs
— Vin Douchal
Oh the irony –
He’s lactose intolerant;
What a way to die.
— DarkSock
Breasts boobs tits
Cans mamms melons juggs pillows
Sweater cows lunch trays
— massengill
Bridget Fonda looks
Rough now she’s Mrs. Elfman.
Oingo Boingo Bonk.
— Chupacabra
