Reader Mail: In Defense of Yankee Cap
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Greetings DB1,
I must take umbrage with your notion that the New York Yankees hat and logo have become official HCWDB “scroteassery”. I am an avid follower of your website and it pains me that you, with the wave of your mighty hand, condemned the rest of the Yankee Universe to some yet unidentifiable douche status.
I can assure you the chicks love me even though I do not exhibit ANY douchebag characteristics BUT have been a lifelong Yankee fan and occasional “traditional” Yankee hat wearing fan. At the proper head placement and standard acceptable angle of course. Please correct this grave mistake and I will promise to mock all Yankee hat wearing douchebags that cross my path.
– Mattingly’s ‘Stache
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Fair enough M’S, provided you don’t stray into adouchetribution upon adorning your Yankee cap. However, there is no denying that the masses of hip-hop suburban wigga wearing ass-scrotes tend to choose the 10 Degree Hat Tilt Yankee Cap as their adouchrement of choice.
And as a ‘bag hunter dedicated to the slaying of all things douchescrote, you cannot let personal team allegiences prevent you from mocking what must be mocked.
