Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Hall of Scrote

• Glinty
• Socrates 2 3 4 5 6
• Yellowtail
• Purple Lips
• Old No. 7 aka Cro 'Bagnon 2 3 4
• Dung Beetle 2
• Douche Lee 2 3
• St. Pat
• Donkey Douche 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
• White Chocolate 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
• Fish Slap 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
• Xenu 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
• The Rooster Wank and Holy Blue Triangle 2
• Oompa Prompa 2 3 4
• Fung (Stage 2 Prompa Larvae)
• The Joey Porsche Experience 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
• The Ab Lobster 2 3 4 5 6
• Peaches 2 3 4 5 6
• The Trainwreck 2
• The Gator 2 3 4 5 6 7
• The Stereodouchtonic Twins (STDS) 2 3 4
• The Crustacean 2 3
• He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
• Millennium 'Bag
• Deathtongue 2
• Velveeta 'Bag 2 3 4 5
• King Douchuous the IV 2 3 4 5 6 7
• Bra!! Broheim!! Brahemian Rhapsody!! Brosephus? Brosekis! Mr. Broboto!! Bra? Bro. Dude, seriously. Bra. Bromeo!! dude. Bra. Bro-verkill
• The Metaphysical Hooligan 2 3 4
• Johnny Blaze 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
• Tighty Armani 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
• Smoot 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13 14 15 Groooo 17 The Lumpy Professor Smoot
• Crosshair McJohnson 2 3 4
• E-Blo 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Gayblo
• Mister Liptatt
• The Sharkbag 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
• Four Prong 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
• Stackhouse the Poet 2 3 4
  5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23.
• Brothabag Leon 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
• Mack the Nozzle 2 3 4 5 Archie McScrote 7 8 9 10

Hall of Hott

• Quartasian Mia Sara Hott 2 3
• Sue-Ellen
• Ass Not What Your Country Can Do For You
• Halo Angel
• Hamster Hott
• The Hourglass
• Clay Wankin's Hott
• Scrotey Opie's Hott
• Strawberry Cheesecake
• Pajama Choad's Hott
• The Sweathog's Caroline 2 3
• April
• Zippy's Eurohott Princess
• Droopy McScrote's Surfer Kelly
• Jasmina from The Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse
• Stonebag's Girl Next Door
• Pippy's Pippette
• 'Bag Islander's Long Island Bikini Hott
• Veronica 2 3
• Blowtorch's Hott 2
• The Holy Blue Triangle 2 3 4
• Ice Man's Maverick Hott
• The Pancake's Tasty Syrup Cutie
• The Gator's Boobie Hottie
• Carly Hott 2 3 4
• The Smearkat's Anya
• The Lei Hotties 2 3
• Kathy Hott 2 3 4 5 6
  Super Baggio's Clarissa 2 3
  Waxy McBrow's Rachelle 2 3
• Larry the Claims Processor's Elizabeth
• Francine 2 3 4 5 Vin Douchal's "Francine"
• Mister Liptatt's Holly
• Arielle from the Fratbrosephus Bros
• Sonya
• Tiny Dancer Maria 2 3 4 5
• Tina Tatas 2 3

Closet of Poo

• Poo
• The Bronze Flush
• A Clockwork Orange
• Mammy Miami
• Poolan Rouge
• Dance Fever
• Cheeto Man 2 3 4 5
• The Sterilizer
• Orangina
• The Poopaloompa 2 3 4
• Orange Poolius
• Mandarin Orange
• Pumpito 2
• Dr. Redderick Lobster
• Europeans, Teenagers and Shoe Polish
• The Jizz Singer 2
• Mecha Hineyho 2 RIP
• Dieter
• Poppa Squatter 2 3 4
• Brazilian Emo Hulk 2 3 4
• Wee Willy Crimson
• Burnt Kisseus Vomitorious

Hall of Pear

• Pocahontas Pear
• Fireside Pear
• Art Pear
• Tropical Tree Pear
• Surf Pear
• Balcony Pear
• Turkey Pear
• Mo' Better Meaty Meat Pear
• Assian Pear
• Rudolph Pear
• Lounge Pear
• Ass Not What Your Country Can Do For You
• Hourglass Pear
• Squeezey Pear

Ass Pear La Plante

• 1 2 3 4 5 6
  
  Vin Douchal's "Ass Pear La Plante"

Purg Hottie

• She Loves Me
• She Loves The 'Bags
• She Loves Me
• She Loves The 'Bags
• She Loves Me
• She Loves The 'Bags
• She Loves Me
• She Still Loves Me

Samurai Scrote

• S.S.
  The Thread

Pumpy

• Pumpy
• Pumpy II
• Pumpy III
• Sad News
• Pumpy IV
• Pumpy V
• There Can Be Only One Pumpy

Links:

• The greatest gift you could ever give a friend or a loved one.
• Foglizard's HCwDB Tribute Video: "Douchebags"
• "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" on MTV
• Doctor Who
• DListed
• Eating Las Vegas
• Derober
• GorillaMask
• CollegeHumor
• The Huffington Post
• Crooks and Liars
• The Superficial
• Salon
• The Problem With Men Today
• I Do Nothing All Day
• Bill Hicks
• This Modern World
• Literary Dog

Hall of Mock

• Pfah
• DarkSock
• Baron Von Goolo
• Troy Tempest
• Steve L
• Wheezer
• Medusa Oblongata
• creature
• Crucial Head
• Mr. White
• Archidoucheis
• Mr. Biggs
• Vin Douchal
• Sergeant Scrote Stain
• boatbutter
• Captain Bringdown
• Whoop-di-douche
• Jacques Doucheteau
• massengill
• Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
• Mr. Scrotato Head
• Deltus
• The Reverend Chad Kroeger
• mr.reeve
• Wedgie
• Et Tu Douche?
• Eliza Douchcoo
• dbBen
• soy bomb
• DoucheyWallnuts
• I R A Darth Aggie
• jonezy
• Hermit
• Chris in ‘Baghdad
• Douchble Helix
• the douche is alright
• Choad the Douche Sprocket
• Stephanie
• The Dude
• Dude McCrudeshoes
• Sir David Douchenborough
• Il Douché
• Bag A
• douche equis
• Capt. James T. Douche
• Charles Nelson Douchely
• THEONETRUEDOUCHE
• Merle Baggard
• ehcuodouche
• Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
• Charles Douchewin
• FredN.
• Ol' Dirty Douchebag
• In memoriam: bcs