Friday Haiku
Captain Bronze and bro,
Lil’ Sis may not be legal,
Not even at sea.
Captain my Captain!
The trip done,the douche prize won
And Walt Whitman weeps
— Franklin DealorNoDoucheifelt
Captain Ramius:
“I present to you my ship,
The Pink Coccktober.”
– Mr. White
Somali Pirates
Open franchise on Lake Mead
Business is not good
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Pinky and the bag
Bleethling is not part of group
Finger points to why
– E-blo’s last thought
Crew of the US
Navy’s maiden voyage on
USS Rainbow
— Bagnonymous
Yarrrr! Avast, ye twink!
Grab yon naval jelly and
Shiver me timber!
– DarkSock
If Cap’n got bronze
Doesn’t set the bar real high
For silver and gold
– Bob