Thursday, April 29, 2010
Mr. Fromage
Kim hates her uptight Korean father because he won’t shut up about how she needs to go back to school and finish her nursing degree.
Mr. Fromage hates calico cats.
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Ha,ha! I thought I’ve seen it all but an Indian Elvis?!?
“my little fromie, how i love to run my fingers through your…hey, my car keys! and my pet hamster!!! and, and the missing tv remote!!!!”
LOL… a comb over Fro
I have tried to stylize the black boiled cabbage I wear on my head with suits when I am with Thai hookers but it never comes out that bad.
After the robins offsping flew away my daughter stole my flat black primer can with which I accessorize the vintage 81 Escort LX and colored the nest then this fuck stole it and put it on his head. Kim does not look impressed.
I think we have an age issue here. And by age I mean I’d do her.
His skin is so bad he could be mistaken for George Lopez.
His skin is so bad that he won the role of Edward James Olmos in the upcoming Miami Vice the Second.
I think a family of mongoose built a nest on top his head. He is using it to his advantage to try out for the heart throb in the next retro Ballywood production.
His hair and skin are so bad I would pay him two dollars an hour to scrub my basement floor as I prepare to move. If he used his hair, else 1 dolla.
Her: ” I love you Apu. Most men would run away from the responsibility of getting me pregnant for the eighth time but you’re still by my side. I love you.”
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Apu: “EIGHT SCREAMING BABIES!!!!”
Uhhhh…where’s the hot chick?
I say we call him Armadillo Douche.
His hair is so bad Donald Trump mocks it.
His hair is so bad vultures are too disgusted to nest in it.
His hair is so bad he was kicked out of a third-rate Elvis Impersonation School.
His hair is so bad Don King looked at it and was rendered speechless.
His hair is so bad he has special dispensation from the state of California that he doesn’t need to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle because he has natural equivalency.
“No, Kiri, for the last time I’ve not seen your cat. And I don’t smell a rotting odor either.”
His skin is so bad he keeps toll booth change in his pores.
The guys in Taiwan’s biggest Devo tribute band, Tivo, pull more tail than the real band.
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Hell the regs here pull more tail than the guys in Devo.
^Mongoloid, he was a Mongoloid…..
“My, you have nice hair…..ever find any spiders in it?”
-Paul Crewe
Nice. Looks like he goes to the same hair dresser as Amy Winehouse. (“Try to make me look more normal, and I say no, no, no”)
He’s French-Congolese.
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Wow. Just wow.
He conditions his hair with Straight Away.
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Read the next thread….wait for it…..
he’s a wherewolf!
Mr. Fromage is such a narcissist his wallpaper is a microscopic photo of his scalp.
His hair is so bad Little Steven Van Zandt refused to reprise his role as Silvio or ever leave his house again..
His hair is so bad he got unlimited time to complete his SAT’s.
You naives, it’s a Sikh turban. In the Punjab region of India he is “the shit,” bitches trippin over each other to get on that, and oh no wait that’s just his nasty hair. sorry
Oh, I thought he was supposed to be one of the guards at Buckingham Palace. And then I realized he wasn’t wearing red. I need a shower after looking at him. Well, I need one anyway, but doubly so now.
Mr Fromage eats calico cats, though he prefers tabbys.
Which doesnt sit well with Kim’s family, as they need all the felines they can get for $3.99 buffet lunch special day.
The hair on his head may not be all that’s going on either. By the look of the exposed shrubbery beneath his shirt, my guess is that he could have more hair on his back than on his head.
This guy resembles Cat from Red Dwarf. He looks smegtacular.
Prince does a Sikh-o Elvis impersonation with a saucy li’l Thai peanut-chicken dish in a Celtic castle.
Quel fromage, er, uh, um, domage.
Apparently Santa brought him that hairdo because the Christmas stocking is still attached to his sideburns.
Mr Cheesehead “Fromage” and his saucy little Asian “Ginger” make whoopie at the Joni Mitchell theme ball as “Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire.”
Papier mache’ hair slathered on a balloon requires a pooper machete to rid us of the offending slick.
He is one of the Knights Who Say Nih….and uponst his head IS…..A SHRUBBERY!
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nih
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shhhhhhhhhh!
This is an Indian entertainer known as “The artist formerly known as “uncircumcised”
If they reproduce, their daughter will be the only one in her pre-school with a fur pie.
tall guy, do you mean to tell me that this is actually a hairy back hair combover? i never thought i would live to see the day…
kumar: “hey kari guess what”
kari: “what kumar?”
kumar: “i invented the dust bunny”
Just look at this scrote, it’s really quite frightening
How his hair could attain such ridiculous heightening
For God’s sake Kim, please finish your degree
Before choadbag transmits you a fresh STD
http://rockandrolltrain.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/amy_winehouse_ugly.jpg
@Tall guy^
The hair on his head is rooted in his back.
I saw the pic above of Mr. Fromage, and my first reaction was a duplicate of Bluto’s reaction when he saw Flounder on the screen…if LCD monitors were as cheap as a SPW, I would have thrown something at it.
Kim’s uptight father probably ripped her a new one when she found out she didn’t have the grades to apply for medical school. and so she had to settle for nursing.
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but i don’t blame her for taking up nursing. it’s every bit as respectable a profession as doctors, biologists, or pharmaceutical researchers.
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i blame Kim for having cheek fat. that’s right bitches. CHEEK FAT IS EVIL.
that hair scampers under the sink when you flip on the lights