Thursday, May 27, 2010
The Great Gatsbag
Interestingly, the working title for this post was “Daisy’s Buchanans.”
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Holy shit! I see boobs, boobs and tiny lines covering up the nipples. Thank god there’s no douche to ruin this picture.
Aunt Bea?….pfah?….bewbs?…
Look at the BOOB…WOO HOOO!!!!
BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB… glorious BOOB.
As has been so eloquently stated so many other times on this tremendous blog:
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“I’d bang both those chicks.”
Good lord all mighty, she makes me wanna drop to my knees and give thanks to all false idols and icons, and unspoken holy vows. That, and smack a llama out of hatred for Gatsbag.
She looks like she needs to get something off her chest.
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Like him.
Big fake lips. Big fake boobs. Big fake bleeth.
Woody Harrelson is working on his second beer?
Dave’s friends felt that buying him a ‘Real Doll® Daisy Duke Edition’ was the only way he’d get a date.
Big fake erection.
Oops, no, wait…it’s real.
Goddamned hippies!
Tommy gave Daisy one last kiss before she was lowered down to topkill the BP well spew.
Timothy Leary and Grace Slicks love children
Has the term “hippiebag” been bandied about here before?
Turn on, tune in, douche out”
This pic is a total trainwreck.
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Or, should I say a boat wreck.
Best pic I’ve seen on this site yet. Hott is actually hot.
Boooooobies!
“Where,” I thought, “have I seen this woman’s vacant yet disdainful stare, plastic aura that is equally unnerving and alluring and, most importantly, near perfection in mid-torso-breast proportionality…those qualities that make me want to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage?”
Then I remembered this naked woman.
Meh. Some kind of costume party.
Nice rack, though.
Whoa.
Did anyone else notice the cans on that babe?
It boobs looks boobs like boobs the boobs camera boobs was boobs suffering boobs from boobs LSD boobs high boobs or boobs something boobs when boobs this boobs picture boobs was boobs taken boobs.
It’s nice to know that Goldie Hawn can still pull off the flower child look after all these years.
I’d give her the best 9 seconds of her life!
Goldilocks and the three boobs.
Daisy’s Beautiful Cannons…..
For those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a boob-fest there
Does anybody remember laughter? I would put the old John Bonham to her over her hills and far away. What?
@ RCK, 6:10, 5/27
Would the resulting track be entitled “Boob-zo’s Montreux?”
Total nip slip that has been airbrushed out. Those damn things have been stretched out to the size of dinner plates.
And I went all TJ Eckleburg over those bewbs.
wanna mow down her field of flowers
@ ehcuodouche, 7:35 pm, 5/27
On further review, I concur with your “nip slip” assessment.
Another furious bout of (albeit squinty-eyed) Onanism is in order.
S.Pole:
“A Lotus Grows In The Mud”. Interesting choice; it could double as the caption for this pic.
her bewbs are the eyes of “T J Ecckleberg” & he is Tom Buchanan… never to be penalized for bouncing those bad boys around like wayward pinballs with a squash racquet… such is the lap of luxury
wait did that make sense? gimme a mint jewlep!
This is probably the best picture yet.
however, Jordan Baker always gave me good wood because of her threat to potentially haunt me with a mashie/niblick
After her monumental boob job, Daisy’s nipples were merely shadows of their former selves.
That bikini top has a restraining order against those sternum swingers.
What’s so funny about penis, cunts, and udder swagging?
You’re either on the bust, or beating off on the bust.
~Ken Skesey
Massive tits are always breeding grounds of jism epidemics.
~ Carl Jungle Love
I’ll let you be in my dreams, if you let me be in your vagina.
Power to the penis pillows.
Don’t let the mammaries keep you down!
Get up, stand up! Stand up for your ripe flesh!
Follow her tits and the universe will open flesh curtains where there were only balls.
~ Joseph Cabbobbas
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Wait, what?
Think this one gets it all wrong….
obviously it’s a fancy dress party, and the outfits are a bit hippy-cool,
he’s drinking a corana which works in his favour, the only real deal douche bag detail is the 2 fingers he’s throwing the camera man. There could be circumstances unknown for this here, and given that she is in-sanely hot i’d probably over look it and give him the benefit of the doubt.
she is JUSTICE
I’d bang the one on the left just for the opportunity to hug the one on the right.
@Darksock 0353
Tommy secretly hoped Daisy would fail to stop the oil because little did she know but he was in fact the back-up plan. He licked his lips in anticipation – everything else he had tried had left him feeling empty, unfulfilled. He knew that this was probably his last chance to experience that feeling he wanted so much. Could the Deepwater Horizon finally be the blowjob he’d always wanted to give? The perfect swallow? A huge pipe pouring thousands of barrels a day. It had to be enough. It just had to be.
To paraphrase Socrates, needs boobs.
Say, I’ll have a corana, too. Thanks Webby.
This must be boobie week!
Hey folks. 48 hour marathon labor negotiations session. Did I miss anything? What? WHATt?
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Sorry, can’t hear you, I’ve got these massive boobs covering my ears. I’d cry tears of boob-alicious joy but I’m pretty certain there isn’t enough material in Daisy’s top to dab them away. That and it’s already dripping with my saliva.
Scrotato, you missed a fairly epic Haiku run (and a subsequent site glitch that has the comments box cut off of that post).
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Oh, and aqua boobies.
@Wheezer
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Just read the run. Outstanding mock. I’ve missed three weeks of Haiku due to labor negotiations. It’s killing me. But it’s all good. Still not over for today and won’t be back to the Scrotato Compound until midnight after four hours of flying.
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I was ready to drop a couple quick effort when I saw the Haiku Thread was closed. So screw it, I’ll post it here:
They sell anything
On the Mexican beaches
Except Dignity
Scrote pops pinata
Kids scramble for hand fulls of
Sticky silicone
Excellent work, Scrotato! Front page material if you ask me!
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Maybe this NSFW video can help you take your mind off work, but I recommend fast-forwarding to the 1:02 mark instead of what’s in the caption. Why wait?
OOPS! I need an editor…..
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Maybe this NSFW video can help you take your mind off work…..yada yada yada…..
As doth her ribcage visually match its cargo of ripe mammaries, so doth his multi-faceted abs match the daisy’s many-petaled rays.
OUTstanding boobies, tits, melons, mams,weenie- grabbers, cock-warmers, ta-tas, nips, peeps, plumpkins, va-va-varooms.
Hippy skank with a blow up doll
I’m a bit concerned about the ghost of Sun Ra in the background. And BOOBS!
that bra is about as supportive as her high school boyfriend.
Great pun on Daisy Buchanan’s DB1, but that assclown would have been stomped to death six seconds after walking in the door from Newbury Street.
Daisy’s fantastic chest cannons should be fired to honor Memorial Day.