Tuesday, November 9, 2010
The Hardy Twins
Most times we regret the hottie/douchey cohabit as a toxic pollution of America’s hottie supply by those with the worst of garish taste and cultural spectacle.
Other times, the coupling resonates in perfect harmonic kismet.
This is one of those times.
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The chastity belts of today sure are a lot more interesting than the mediaeval devices.
Jwoww’s funbags are enormous, yet they defy gravity. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
“This is my Beloved.”
“No, THIS is my Beloved!”
She’s disgusting & he’s pathetic for posing with her
If perchance they’re in the next Weekly, which one is the douchebag?
I just got eye herpes. Thanks a lot.
I’m guess the hot chicks are hidden in the background somewhere? Is this like one of those reverse “Where’s Waldo”-type pictures except we have to find the hot chicks?
Her earring design depicts her labia and butthole; classy!
I know we had that one couple that was explicitly set up as a parody on American Gothic, but seriously, I think this really is the new American Gothic.
As Dom here was going down on “Jenny” a loud WoW was heard amoungst the crowd due her dangling gobbler like labia and the smell of last weeks ‘catch of the day’ rotting in the fridge……thus the name JWOW was born.
Greasy hellish scab-picking pus-festering low primates.
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Monkeys laugh at them, chimps revel in their intellectual superiority, orangutans squirt wet farts from their funny little butt holes towards their feet and gibbons look away while shielding their snickering smiles with their hat brims.
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Idiots
I think Boss DB1 here is trying to get us all fired today for drinking on the job
The dude on the left is by far the most striking dude on the left I have seen this year. Depends which way you see the pic, I see it from behind. Let the faeces slinging begin you fuccking free clinic chimps.
That does actually look a lot like JWhore, er, I mean, “JWoww.” I think DB1 is not-so-secretly pimping/promoting Jersey Shore cast members…like Snooki.
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CONSPIRACY!
If she’s JWOW, does that make him the Situation, or as my dad called him the “Shit-You-Ate-Some?”
She’s the one infecting him. Um… should we protest?
American Cod-Pick
American Goth-Itch
American Gob Kick
He loves her for her mind.
Not that it makes it any easier to swallow, but they sort of look like brother and sister.
She’s perfect.
Actually, Nancy, that makes the pic twice as disturbing.
Agreed. So long as they reproduce in the confines of their own skeeze, I’m all about live and let live.
I certainly hope that hott on Right is not a guy cause I’m squeezing the cure from my piss pump as I type this with the left… sideboob is nice, but that ass has got some squeezy shape.
never mind, I think I just saw her balls hanging out… I was hoping that she had only sat in some bubblicious.
She can’t be bagette . She doesn’t have a red cup . Red drinks don’t count .
are they Brother and Seester?
Herpes is for life, but they’ll pas the chlamydia back and forth like a game of hot potato. Hopefully they’ll fry each others genitals enough that they will be sober.
Fuck, too many beers… i meant sterile.
No, i don’t have a drinking problem.
If they crack a smile their face will fall off.
I don’t know which is more pathetic, a fake female douchebag celebrity, or the fact that some guys are actually attracted to her.
She has a hot body. Shame she has such an ugly face.
I hope hott on the right is not a guy because I am trapped in healing my piss pump as I write this with the left … sideboob is nice, but that ass got some kind squeeze.
^’Motorcycle Parts’ has become sentient…and is starting to making sense.
She looks like she lost a fight with a bag of nickels.
Ed Hardy stores closing down in Australia was some serious harmonic kismet.
The specific purpose of parody of American Gothic, but seriously, I think that this is truly a new American Gothic.
Dude, I hope it’s not too late for you, open your eyes, or sober up, IT’S A DUDE from Fire Island, NY!
DUDE, You should be more careful at next years anal (annual) Miss Fire Island contest at Cherry Grove, NY