Tuesday, November 16, 2010
True Grout Stars in “A Fistful of Crotch Itch”
Ya know, those last few Sam Peckinpah films just didn’t pack the same punch.
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Blondie’s face looks like she’s got an ice cube up her ass.
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The other two look like they want each other up their ass.
Blazing Steroids.
The Pootist.
The Man Who Buggered Liberty Vallance.
True Twit.
Rio Gunte.
High Poon.
High Plains Feltcher.
Shame.
The Outlaw Josey Swoles.
The Reverend is on fire! allow me to humbly help…
The Choad, the Fung, the Fuggly
Since this is a pool shirtlessness is forgiven
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Since this is the human race peckerhead douchebags are not forgiven
Even Austin, Texas has Texan ‘bags polluting the city. And most say it is the only safe Texas city to visit…….this photo laughs in those people’s face.
A Douche Called Gross
Adios Douchemigo
The Up The Ass Gang Rides (Cockks) Again
Two Choads for Bleeth Sarah
Cockk Rider
Lone Wolf McQueer
Herpes With Wolves
Rooster Cockkburn
The Last Samurai Scrote
The Taint Robbers
Little Nip Man
While researching these titles at Google and Wiki I’ve come to the realization that James Coburn did a LOT of westerns.
Shaverick.
TombScrote
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True Grout’s tagline: “I’ll be yoah fucklefairy.”
Douchester Cockburn
Shame
Fungsmoke.
Poonanza.
Fart Crapache
Fung Guns
Seven Hos for Seven Bros
Silverdildo
Fag’n Train
Vin beat me to it:
Two Tools For Spacey Sarah
The Roofi-man
Quote of the day from Jerry Thornton at Barstool Sports:
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*I’m pretty sure that when the refs called Pittsburgh for Illegal Touching, I caught Roethlisberger yelling “It was consensual!” Old habits die hard.
Once Upon A Time At The Free Clinic
Shitty Lickers
Shitty Lickers II; Legend of Curly’s Swole
Bronderosa
Cumslinger.
Despooraddude
Quigley Brown Thunder
Hang em High
Mild Mild West.
Taint your wagon?
Bonesome Dave
3:10 to Rehab
The Big Fleas.
Oh dear. The red eyes, the vacant stare, the douchebags? yes, the hott’s been bleethed.
Some people call him the space cowboy
Some call him the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice.
I call him the man named poo
Bronco Silly
Silly gaybags. Trix are for kids.
Seven Ho’s for Seven Scrotes.
Lonesome Douche
Fuck You, Sucka
Sucker
Shave ‘Em High
True Grit(ting of the teech while your shaved butt buddy plugs you)
Sorry about that last one.
Hey Chief, I think you meant Sergio Leone.
Unforgiven
A Doll-full of Fisters
Meh. I think you kids are losing your objectivity. Compared to any of the guys in the weekly, True Grout is a flyweight. This thread isn’t even directed at him anymore: it’s devolved into making up porn titles from Westerns.
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**yawn** Pass.
Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said…A Doll-full of Fisters
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Okay. That was funny.
A Fistful of Dongers
A Pee Stool For Ringo.
Death Rides A Sybian.
Baron, it has EVOLVED into making up porn titles for Westerns, because True Grout is a flyweight (though a douche nonetheless). And dammit, I like making up porn titles. I’d gladly ditch the architect gig if I could make cash doing that.
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The Asshole Pumpin’ Gang Rides Again
CumSmoke
Death Valley Gays
Ambush at Sybian Pass
RawHind
The Magnificent Dangler
Paint Your Wangin’
Hump ‘Em High
For A Few Dildos More
Hind Pains Dribbler
Paste Rider
Starfish in the Dust
A Fist Full of JellyDongs
The Goo, The Butt, and the Uncle
Once Upon A Time On Her Chest.
Her Big Valley.
Since the movie titles have taken a turn….
Lonesome Dick
Brokeback Mountain.
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What?
The Fagnificent Seven
A Patchy Manbush
Canyon Crosschoads
The Cum That Won The West
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AKA The Cum Across His Chest
Wait, what about “For a Few Dollars Whore”?
Lee Van Queef was awesome in that one.
The Gapes Of Wrath
Last Of The Doucheperadoes
Three Douchebags for Sister Sarah
Chokelahoma!
Billy Two Shats
Breakfart Ass
Rancho Doucheluxe
The Orange Buffalo
Rev’s very first effort inspired this:
Blazing Sad-holes”
@RRR
doll-full of fisters FTW
Me and Eli Wallach did a classic known as “The Giud, The Bag and the Fuckin’ Ugly”
‘Cause you know what? That chick IS fuckin’ ugly!
@ Rev:
Thanks, but I’m kinda partial to the sparse simplicity of your Shame. I guffawed noticeably on that one.
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My other favs from this list:
Scrotato’s Fag’n Train
Medusa’s A Patchy Manbush
DarkSock’s RawHind
Et Tu’s Taint Your Wagon
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and of course Once Upon A Time On Her Chest, since I am a huge fan of Sergio Leone.
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And money shots.
The Unforgivable.
That Blonde Bird between those Peckers-in-the Paw is worth two of her own bush.
Bags of Texas pollutants in the city. And most say it is the only safe city to visit Texas … …. this picture you laughing in the face of these people.
FUCK. my knowledge of westerns is lacking. the same way that True Grout is lacking in brains. or something.
Dark Sock Rides a Horse
Gay of Banger
For a Poo Dollups Whore
Dick, You Sucker!
El Poo-ro
10 e-pills later and Sarah is just now realizing she wont be geeting some any time soon…..blah….sorry guys….these two are chodeish….but not mockable enough for me…..gay bags at best
The Magnificent Seven Would be Nine if You Stopped Using Your Teeth
Two Mules For Sister Sara
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…that one’s pretty much done already
A Man Called Horsecock
McCabe & Mrs. Miller Try Anal
The Man Who Loved Cat Rimming
Jisum
Cooter Rugburn
Dilderado
The Man Who Shot His Wad On Liberty Valance
The Apple Dumpling Gang Bang
Cincinnati Bowtie At The OK Corral
Annie, Get Your Gunt!
We knew you couldn’t stay away, Baron!
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Rio Brav-hose
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or is it Brav-hoes?
How did we miss The Long Riders?
That was fun. Settling in to the new drugs today,
Wombstone. Sorry.
Buttpoke
The Treausure of Ciera Madray’s Ass
Two Tools for Sister Sara the Cum Dumpster
Glazing Adele
The Wild Cunts
The Searchers 4 Anal
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