Monday, November 29, 2010
Alex Asswipe’s “Rules of Bottle Service”
Rule #1: Never remove the shades.
Rule #2: Nothing brings sexy back quite like “The Lip Bite.”
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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I wasn’t aware that Big Boy had bottle service.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Rule #3: Bring your anal beads along, disguised as a fly bracelet.
Someone should make a PSA about late night bags….
You had a long day at the gym. You decide to go out in your deepest V neck. Maybe you’ll have a few drinks, become a douche bag. You put on your shades and decide to never take them off. Sounds like fun, right? Wrong! Don’t be a douche bag.
The peanuts appeared to have caused anaphylaxis when he bit his lip.
Ah, the classic “Whiteboy Overbite”. But wait—ooo sweet irony.
Most vile brothabag yet.
Alex’s big break is this Christmas when he stars in the remake Dellibberance.
That Tone Loc Can pull some serious tail.
Is that the beat-down version of that chick from Luscious Jackson next to Asswipe? I always found the non-Bleeth version alluring in a 90s alterna-chick way.
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@vin
Hey man, sorry I didn’t get back to your regarding your licks. For some reason, it puts me pleasantly in mind of early James Gang. Is that weird? Good stuff. Plus the kids just don’t do key modulations mid-song anymore, which are awesome. Good work.
underage and loving it
I love how proud these guys are of the fact that they got bottle service, hoisting their bottles as if to proclaim “HEY, LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT THAT COSTS FIVE TIMES WHAT IT DOES AT THE LIQUOR STORE!”
But man, are those clubs ever cool.
Alex smuggled a bottle in Bob’s Big Boy after the Junior Varsity scrimmage
Douchey Lewis ya beat me to ‘Bob’s’ reference… well done mate
It appears that these revelers are drinking Finlandia® Vodka. An exceptionally smooth vodka from Finland that is made from pure glacial water and six-row barley that gets it’s nourishment from Finland’s summertime midnight sun.
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I want to crush his skull.
All the skank in that photo broke my bleethmeter. Thanks, DB1. Now you owe me a new bleethmeter.
Five two’s don’t make a ten. That’s the lip-bite of shame.
Thanks M. White. On the BB Edgar tune I was going for a Steely Dan feel in that solo, on Stackhouse The Poet it was all about keeping the annoying vibe going, hence the screaming wahwah pedal.
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I do it for the regs, baby
RE: Photos above
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Why are all these people in my stoner cousin Barry’s basement rec room circa 1978? Do they have a time machine?
Ugh, not even Tier 2 hotts. These are Tier 3, that even I would have turned away.
“Hold my Drink.. Bitches!”
Paul Piercebag. Them damn Celtics! I knew they were a bunch of douches.
Looks like you got the photo captions mixed up. Clearly, this one is more OLD YELLOWER than the KODAK logo. And the picture in the next thread.
So it’s jaundiced.
Who would know?
Even the furniture agrees, the people at this table are jaundiced.
Even my own bilirubin agrees: Billy Rubin and his jeunes filles are jaundiced.
This photo needs a urinalysis. Where’s Mr White to do the deed?
@Deltus, clearly these women are Tier 2.5. Tone 4 Loco here can at least pull that much. Do you think any of these girls get paid to do the Wild Thing?
@ Nancy D ^ –Agreed. That one with the shitty tats DEFINITELY needs fifty dolla to make him holla. That place looks like a fucking Denny’s for God’s sake. What kind of classy club serves soda in cans, much less what appears to be either Country Time lemonade or Mello Yello in a can? Fuck this entire picture.
@ Medusa
You’re giving her too much credit, she looks like she might make him holla’ for twenty.
Please, baby baby please!
I thought this HOTCHICKSwithdouchebags.com.
@Medusa, good call on the Country Time. Hahahahaha, nothing says classy establishment like lemonade in a can.
@Rockabilly Johnny, thank you for that link. After making my original comment I had the urge to download that song. No need now. Does Robert Palmer know that Tone hijacked his stable of expressionless ladies? Who are definitely hotter than the ones pictured with Tone 4 Loco here. Check ‘em out Deltus, definitely Tier 1.
I think I got scabies just looking at the picture.
Brothabag Alex Asswipe loves his jailbaits.
dirty sleazy asshole.
He lips is curled in because he had a weiner plate before he went clubbing, or should I say chubbing.
he has puffy lips just like my p-ssy lips when i am about to get a d–k in my p-ssy
Okay, I’ll go as high as Tier 2.5. But NO higher.
Maybe he thinks biting his lip will drag his hairline back down where it was 15 years ago
isnt the blonde a pornstar
They’re as orange as the fake vinyl wraparound booth.