Monday, November 29, 2010
Butterball Says: “Yo Quero Groooo?”
We’re in the bye week before the 2010 Douchie Awards stirs this place like a Four Loko shooter. So we’re gonna have all sorts of weird stuff, poetry and haikus this week.
Anything goes.
Whatever you want to post. Lets get freaky.
And by freaky, I mean a collective groin scratch, snort and light dusting of Miguela’s thighs, while Butterball gets distracted by a fried taco.
Also of note, an appearance of Rareass Black Cup. Very rare. I’m talking Billy Ripkin 1989 Fleer Card rare.
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This man has never said anything as coherent as “GROOOO!”
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She looks like a poor man’s version of that Jersey Shore chick that quit the show and then, realizing that 15 minutes of fame was the only thing she had going for her in her miserable life, came back. And since the original chick was already a Poor Man’s Kim Kardashian, and Kim Kardashian is already a worthless butt pimple on the ass of society, I can barely comprehend the exponential decay that takes us to this chick.
Wow, that’s a coincidence. How did he get Mrs. Wedgie’s nickname for me on his bat?
Anything goes?! I’m going to rock out with my mock out then!
And Señor Los Muchos Chins, your tongue is as swollen as your lower abdomen. Black may be slimming, but it is working overtime here and still not accomplishing much.
Rare ass black cup, I look forward to seeing your usage at the goth douche parties. Where you will be forced to hold guyliner and some chicks lip ring.
A question, Mr. White: Did you top off her drink? Silly question, I know. And would you still like to bring her back to the Playpen for some “re-education”?
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Butterball Fatbag is an iHatter. Fact.
I made that face the first time I tried spinach.
Him point out him got something bad on him tongue. Butterball no like.
sadly, i recognize that this is Angelina from the Jersey Shore.
The only thing I about this picture i agree with is the the “iHate” in the background
Marcy stood still patiently with the phlegm cup in position as Uncle Gurn wheezed green and red tinged ropes of nicotine-laced neck cheese out of his tracheostomy hole.
^What?
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Boss said get freaky…
latinas are my favorite breed. dark hair and eyes, petite olive curves, and a fiesty passion that sets the loins aflame.
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this one has a little too much makeup. i would give her exercise, discipline, and affection, in that order.
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and let butterball gag on that bag of dicks caught in his gullet.
@wheezer
Indeed. I believe she’s enjoying Mr. White’s Holiday Edition. It has faint overtones of cranberry, cinnamon, and asparagus.
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I’m not sure about the playpen, though. Sometimes Medusa and I play a little too rough with the reality show famewhores. Thank God for abandoned quarries, is all I can say about that.
too lazy to find the hulu version, but ChinGroooo here in combination with Darksock’s extrapolation reminds me of this.
What is it about fat peeps who shave slots into their hair and/or eyebrows? I’ve never understood that. Embrace your fatness. I’m plenty fat for most people, and you won’t find shaved slots in any of my body hair, I assure you.
And when your coworkers accuse you of smelling like Scotch on a Monday morning, tell them it’s actually single malt whiskey, and then apologize that the slight aroma of whiskey will always emanate from your skin due to too many years of 90 proof beverages.
Oh, and this dolly is smokin. Smokier than any scotch in my liquor cab.
Sorry friends, I had to. Continue the mock. Carry on.
@ Everyone
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I’d like to invite anyone that missed it yesterday to check out my new tune, “Stackhouse The Poet- In His Own Words ” and to remind you that all Vin Douchal tunes are available at iTunes, Amazon and other retailers on line- they make great Chistmas gifts !
Cyber Monday! Free shipping !
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And if Stackhouse’s growling , incontinent ramblings are hard to understand click HERE for the poetic beauty in actual words.
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@ Mr White- How ’bout that guitar solo in BrothaBag Edgar? I’d like to hear from you, guitar player to guitar player….
Butterball is recounting tales of the first time he tossed a salad & had his shit pushed in at the Peter Pitchess Honour Farm & Glory Hole Academy
um, & Boss may we please have a suitable pic for limericks?
a wicked caption this pic would also be greeted with entusiasm!
also diggin’ on the Billy Ripkin wearing the goofy bird hat BB card… classic
The poetic justice of chub Butterball’s tongue is that the cat got it, necessitating a transplant, which came from the suitably soul-mate breed Chow-Chow dog, most highly noted for its black tongue.
Or he’s been licking mildew off the bathroom walls.
I’m diggin’ Billy Ripken more for that bat message.
Which reminds me, that movie Little Fockers is comin’ out later in December.
Which inspires me.: Would that we could take the worst Grieco virus victims upon their premature deaths; burn ‘em, urn ‘em, enshrine them on mantels; bash ‘em open like pinatas; and let the prize cats have at ‘em. I’m sure the collective stocks of TidyCat and FreshStep would take a nosedive into catpoop.
Odd Job Douche is rocking the carpal tunnel brace from working overtime on Angelina’s ‘gina.
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/oddjob001.jpg
Guy Fiero.
“And then, as the horse was trying to get his cocck out of my esophagus, he got it caught on one of my vocal cords and it started to hurt right here (points to spot). Everybody in the bar was laughing at me but I didn’t care because as the horse was thrashing around it sounded a lot like Justin Bieber get fisted by Lady Gaga was coming out of my ears. It was a miracle. Well I tell you I’ll never let another horse pee in me again!”
@vin
Hey man, sorry I didn’t get back to your regarding your licks. For some reason, it puts me pleasantly in mind of early James Gang. Is that weird? Good stuff. Plus the kids just don’t do key modulations mid-song anymore, which are awesome. Good work.
butterball is wearing a wrist support due to the injury he sustained when trying to eat his own fist after eating a multipack of cheetos and licking the measly crumbs and remains off himself.
*Panting* What did I miss? I was just down at the quarry dumping aaaaaaaaaaaaataking some photos. Photos, yes.
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Darksock 8:21 FTW. By W I mean *WHOOOORRRRRRRRUUUGH*.
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Well, since this is a Free-Form Mock, I’ll get in everything.
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Caption This Pic: “Yo, Maria. What’s wetter, my tongue or my armpit?”
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Limerick:
A portly young man we’ll call Rick
thought himself to be rather slick
So he hit on a hottie
she laughed at his body
and said, “When have you last seen your dick?”
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Haiku:
Jabba shows Leia
he has a Sarlacc monster
in his mouth as well
i was gonna compliment Miguela on her black leather gloves. but then i see Butterball and i just want to fuck up a dartboard somewhere.