Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:22 am November, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Well, I guess the old pink and green on Thursdays rule is off: alas, we have it on a Monday. How queer.

11:22 am November, 29 creature said...

#1 worker at Tiajuana sewage plant

11:24 am November, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Things got so rough in the San Francisco panhandlers’ war, that Corsican Sam was left with only his freak finger, a suitable reminder that dipping in the till was no longer permissable.

11:26 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My House In Umberia.

11:29 am November, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Unlike Freakanomics, the number one rule of Fuckanomics is to mesmerize your co-dependent posse.

11:57 am November, 29 Wheezer said...

I guess they’re wearing “Poo’s Life” t-shirts. I thought those went out, ohhhhh, back in the 80′s shortly after they were “in”?

12:01 pm November, 29 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Poor Andrew Ridgley. Shit just never was the same for him once George left the group.
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And there is not one color that you could find anywhere in nature to be found in this photo.

12:27 pm November, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Yes, Yes, Tsiros. Make the sexy look while I try to make it look like I pick your nose. Ha ha ha. That one never fails to crack me up. Shit, my finger is that white? Where’s the bronzer, I forgot my finger.”

12:28 pm November, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Was this photo taken during the year when all the other crops on Corsica died and there were only pumpkins and butternut squash to eat?

12:30 pm November, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What’s the sound two eurobags make when they meet at night?

12:32 pm November, 29 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

I’m not sure about the “Eurobag” tag. I think Indiana Jones rescued these guys from the mines beneath Pankot Palace.
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Maybe he should have left them there.

12:37 pm November, 29 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

My serenade to blonde Michelle and her pink dual bra strap reveal:
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Why do turds suddenly appear,
Every time you are near?
Unlike me, you like to be
Close to poo…

1:13 pm November, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RRR, that was quite poo-tiful.

And I’d never George these turds Michaels.

1:19 pm November, 29 skrag2112 said...

Now we know what Ernie and Bert’s love child would look like.

1:26 pm November, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

These guys look to be of the same litter as The Eurobag, the 2009 Douchie Award winner for Most European Eurobag
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/12/most-european-eurobag-the-eurobag/

2:01 pm November, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Blondie’s sphincters have teeth, and he tried a reverse shocker on her (one in the pink, two in the stink) a few months ago and it hurt so bad she bit his fingers off. with her pussy and butthole. cuz they have teeth. Really.

2:17 pm November, 29 Deltus said...

The poo smell from the picture would knock out a 20-year veteran at the sewage treatment plant in the capital city of Poosylvania.

3:23 pm November, 29 mr.reeve said...

That is some top notch poo. Good find.

4:45 pm November, 29 creature said...

following a break in the link of Plinky’s Mom’s anal benwa string, two of the beads rolled up on this teenage tanning bed marathon

5:27 pm November, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

No way, man. That one in the back with all the hot pink shit on his shirt is Brazillian Emo Hulk before the surgery(ies).

5:59 pm November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ew. They’ve got something worse than jitterbugs.

6:02 pm November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You take the brown eye out of my way
You make where the sun don’t shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright fart into a flame
My poops per minute never been the same

6:11 pm November, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

picking up where Jacques Doucheteau left off:

you’re my lady, I’m your stool
I grease my forehead and I smell like poo

6:19 pm November, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jaques and D. Springsteen, hahahahahaha, you guys could be the Poo and Impooved version of Wham!.

7:28 pm November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^I’d prefer to be more closely associated with Rick Ass-pee
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Never going to give poo up
Never going to let poo down
Never going to get the runs and desert poo
Never going to make poo cry
Never going to say “Poo, bye”
Never going to make a pie, of dessert poo

8:07 pm November, 29 Tom Choad said...

I’m still laughing at that ten minutes after reading it, Jacques.
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I think Dessert Poo was on the secondary stage at Lollapalooza back in1998.

9:05 pm November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Remember as a kid exploring around outside just after a hard rain and coming across a fresh dog turd and how the rain pounded that soft turd into a mushy batter?
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Well that’s dessert poo. Mmmmmm.

9:39 pm November, 29 Business-Casual Douche said...

I don’t think anybody is really appreciating the hilarity of the Wham! reference. And that makes me sad. Not as sad as the fact that these two assclowns are meeting some lovely young ladies, but sad nonetheless.

9:46 pm November, 29 Steve L. said...

Corsica called to deny all plausible relations to anyone seen in this photograph.
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Sardinia called as well. to make sure that they don’t have any plausible relations to anyone seen in this photograph either. but also, they just wanted to laugh at Corsica.
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that might be meanspirited, but i’d probably do the same thing if i was Sardinia.

1:28 am November, 30 Sir David Douchenborough said...

If George MIchael is any indication, in their future, they will find themselves spending an inordinate amount of time on park benches.

4:56 am November, 30 JOE said...

I pooped on him that’s why he is the colour he is.

8:38 pm December, 2 Doo Schnozzle said...

I just actually adjusted the color on my screen.