Monday, November 29, 2010
Old Yellower
Many Oldbags have appeared on the site, desperately clinging to the signifiers of youth style in a desperate attempt to woo blonde woo hotties like Candace here.
Very few have perfected the art of tri-vag chin pubes colored by “Just For Men.”
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Yellower, Yellowtail. Something about old bags where the Orangeness fades to Yellow…
We’ve seen this gal before . PAGING Wheezer
I think thats Antonio Margarito. If it is, hes no douche bag, hes just a cheater. And he owes me some money for that beat down Pacquiaou gave him. 7-1 odds, how can you pass on that.
The biggest douche bag in boxing = Paul Malignaggi.
That guy is such a goober.
This Old Bag is brought to us today by the letter “A”… it’s for the fourth syllable in “Old F***’n A-Hole? And for the USDA grade quality MILF that he has brought to the table.
I figured his hat stood for Hepatitis “A.”
She has a dirty, slutty Angelina Jolie look going — if that’s not redundant.
Very few have perfected the matching geometry of tri-vag chin pubes with the capital letter A on their cap, the vee-sign emanating from their fingers, and the deep-dive neckline of the tee shirt.
She’s a young yellower blonde, and he’s an old pink cap.
Get your colors straight, DB1.
former Michael Jackson tour manager
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future creature anal hygene hostess
Old Yellower, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to put you down. You had a good run but you’re doggin’ days are done. And yes you are correct, two shots to the head ought to be plenty. Good boy.
Nancy, that was cruel, inhumane but quite fitting.
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In the last days of the Third Reich, high-ranking Nazi officials carried small vials of cyanide for use when the Russians came knocking on the bunker door.
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After enlarging this photo, I see that Old Yellower is carrying a rifle cartridge dangling from his neck, perhaps for the purpose you alluded to.
@Hermit, yeah well just jokes right? I’m sure he’s a really cool ass dude and would be super fun to just shoot the shit with.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON MAN?!!!!
But yeah I’m sure he’s super cool.
Does he have a gap tooth or a gold tooth? Or is that a big hunk of spinach?
While growing up on my parent’s farm, we had this one guard dog for the sheep that developed this nasty habit as a puppy chasing after the sheep and nipping at their haunches. To him, it was just a fun game of “tag” with his pack and intended no harm, but it bloodied some woolly sheep rumps. One young lamb he chased to exhaustion and we had to have the vet out to put the bleeding, panting poor lamb down.
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We couldn’t very well get rid of the dog. My parents had just paid several hundred smack-a-roos for a pure bred Great Pyrenees, but he was damaging and now killing our flock. So my parents devised a solution.
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They hung from his collar a 12″ length of 2×4, so that it hung just a knee level. While this did not impede the young pup’s mobility as he was wandering about, the moment he started to run he’d get smacked in the knees with a heavy chunk of wood. We left the 2×4 hanging from his neck for about two months, until we were satisfied that he didn’t think chasing anything was a fun game anymore.
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It worked marvelously, and that 120 lb. imposing monster of a guard dog never ran after another living thing until the day he died 12 years later. Even when warding off stray dogs and coyotes from the herd, he would bark and growl menacingly and carefully walking towards them to chase them off.
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The point of this story is that I think Old Yellower could do with a chunk of 2×4 tied around his neck. That may slow him down in his pursuit of nipping at the tender haunches of innocent young lambs like Candace here. He looks like a misbehaved mutt, and should be treated accordingly.
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(No offense to dirty, ill mannered dogs intended)
^What the hell? I learned how to use a computer and this is what I’m rewarded with?!
I figured his hat stood for “Acromegaly”
I figured his hat stood for “Aznizzle”
I figured his hat stood for “Axpholiated “
I figured his hat stood for “Ask Jeeves”
I figured his hat stood for “Andy Kaufman”
Candace not only wants free drinks. she also wants tons of Swarovski crystals and an obscenely congested wardrobe.
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after which she will dump the summarily bankrupted Old Yellower and find a cabana boy instead.
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i wouldn’t call that poetic justice, but i wouldn’t have any sympathy for Old Yellower either.
Can you believe that guys?!..
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This guy has two assholes and he’s bragging about it!
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Let’s give him the beat down already!
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… Or we can just mock from a safe distance while eye-molesting his lusty acquaintance.
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Mmmmmm. Boobs.
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Mmmm. Molestation.
After banging her share of idiots like old yollower here, she will eventually run into one that insists on keeping her around and has the money to make it happen. He will then divorce his aging wife who lost interest in sex after their third kid six years ago, and take up with Blondie here.
She will find being married to a republican propane dealer acceptible, esp. when she squirts out a kid. They will move to suburban Missouri as the Empire collapses around them.
@ troy
maybe the “A” stands for american dream, which, i think you just rendered accurately in all of its hopeful disappointment for the yearning masses.
The A definitely stands for Atrophy, something his body is doing even as the picture was taken.
she looks like a ferociously expensive first date.
On the bright side of things, Mickey Rourke is looking better these days.
I’m sorry but we’re going to have to put you down. You had a good run but you’re doggin’ days are done. And yes you are correct, two shots to the head ought to be plenty. Good boy.
^Weak M.A., unless you used auto-tune.
When they whip the peace sign out,they are most likely old hippies from 1968. So in dog years he’s like 590 years old.
Better buy a lot of Just For Men products.
Thanks for some quality points there. I am kind of new to online , so I printed this off to put in my file, any better way to go about keeping track of it then printing?