Monday, November 29, 2010
The Further Adventures of Harvey Pudwack: The Jeanjacket Collarpop Slosher
Rare is the Jean Jacket Collar Pop on a doucher these days. But not as rare as stupid skull bling and hair spike.
Suck it, Harvey. Grammy Hall didn’t leave that trust fund for you to sleep and play xBox all day, then pretend to have a DJ career at night. Get a job.
Vlena and Olgya, recent emigrees from Bratslava, would prefer if their Vadanyas were not Dased.
EDIT: Confirmed as yet more adventures of Harvey Pudwack, as Paulina’s boobs are still calling to me.
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Clearly Harvey Pudwack and Boobies. Not that I mind boobies.
this pud was just a contestant for douche of the month! he gets a round trip to Redundo Beach-
Yeah, took me a minute to identify him without hottie lick. I blame Boobie Siren Call. They are soft and perky chew.
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- management
While I would eins, zwei, drei, suffa Olgya’s yum yums, Vlena gets hotter (and more expensive) in each successive photo. I’m 150 euros lighter in my wallet just looking at this one. And I don’t usually carry euros.
Brunette offers more than average natural motorboat bleethfull delight. Collar-pop-apocolapse will make his nip-tweek move on blondie in the next few seconds following photo op… no worries gents, his crotch hair is about to catch fire, the pubemites have spoken!
Paulina certainly has hearty flesh pillows, but her lust for bronzer leaves me thinking that titt f*¢king her might leave my dick more brown than if I had stuck my pee-er in her pooper. And that’s just not right.
Is he a third-world Eastern Euro choad? Because that Richard Greico look is pretty old…..he must be watching re-runs on his beta video player.
Or is that……playa?
Does Harvey Pudwack ever go on any adventures involving acid rain and no umbrella? Or how about one where he falls down the stairs repeatedly?
Jean jackets are back? Harvey’s appears to be bedazzled at that. I hated your trilogy the first time Harvey, this fourth installment just solidifies it. I want my money back Fandango! You’re a bunch of douchepaperbags for allowing me to watch this garbage!
Foreign boobied chicks, even after subtitles were provided all I heard was blah, blah, blah.
Ps. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is a fantastic cartoon.
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Pps. Harvey Pudwack, Tool in Denim, is an awful cartoon, filled with blumpkins and mung, avoid that program at all costs.
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Wait, that dude’s real?
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*shudder*
bastard child to Grieco?
Harvey needs to step it up a bit, as the platinum tranny should be grounds for Harvey being DQ’ed for future awards. The brunette is maaaaaybe of average hottness. If you’re going to be an award-winning and noted douchebag you have to do better than this, or else why bother?
Harvey Pudwack in his Jeanjack poses with DoubleStacks exposing their BoobCracks.
Somebody please, SMACK HIM.
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I don’t see anything wrong with blumpkins. Please don’t denigrate them like that.
Those chicks have more diseases than my cock.
If I’m not mistaken looks like H. Pudwack is rockin’ a bottle of what looks like the Goose.
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Vlena’s fun bags are in need of some romance explosion while Oglyas face looks like she’s had a few too many said explosions.
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On another note RIP Leslie Nielson
Harvey. One mullet away from Billy Ray Cyrus
coupla Euro-skanks with big fleshy Jesus-handles…. ‘Oh Jesus!’
I initially read DB1′s moniker for the blond as “Ogle-ya,” and thought it quite appropriate.
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I would gladly suffocate to death beneath Paulina/Vlena’s ample mammaries.
@RRR 12:43: good call. Her boobs are definitely suffocation-worthy.
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Is this guy even in a photo that hasn’t been Photoshop-filtered to death? I wanna see everyone’s real complexions, damnit. Harvey is beginning to remind me of Dane Cook. It would make me feel better if he had Cook’s craggy-ass complexion. As far as the girls, even if their faces were as cratered as the moon, I wouldn’t care. I’d be face first in them milk bubbles like a newborn with an empty gullet.
Dammit Medusa, I saw this pic and thought “Hey Harvey, Dane Cook called, he wants his douche aura back” but you’ve already beaten me to it. I’d say great minds think alike but I’m generally an idiot and wouldn’t want to insult you.
Enough with the ripping on Dane Cook. It’s getting really old, and everyone’s basically repeating the same Dane Cook over and over again, that they lifted from someone else who’s funnier than they are. Recycling jokes that have been done to death, that they heard someone else tell only better, is the comedic refuse of the weak and intellectually bankrupt.
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Just like Dane Cook does.
Paulina looks considerably more apprehensive than before. i think i know why.