Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Football Player Courtland Finnegan Has Douche-Blowout
For those who didn’t catch Sunday’s football smackdown, there’s one thing we did learn: Courtland Finnegan has a Douche-Hair.
Yup. It’s the week before the 2010 Douchies. Time to post random shite and get freaky.
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Courtland Finnegan is a giant douche as well as having douche hair. Andre Johnson bat down that Side Show Bob look a like ass clown.
I miss Alex Winter. Bill and Ted 3 would be most excellent.
^beat not bat. Although a bat would have done a better job.
Cortland Finnegan is a real-life troll with troll doll hair.
At least it was better than those pussy NBA fights by pussy NBA players.
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Google/YouTube “Tie Domi fight” if you want to see a bad assed professional athlete
Why hockey is better than football reason #7478883: that fight would have been allowed to go on for a minute before being broken up.
Holiday gift idea: Vin’s new book, “Pussified Pussies Who Fight, Play, and Act Like Pussies.” Also available on Kindle.
@deltus
Reason #4723894 why Thunderdome should be an official sport: That fight would have gone on until somebody got hit with a giant mallet and/or a midget got knocked off some big guy’s shoulders.
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Wait a minute….Jersey Shore Season 3: Thunderdome? Make it happen, DB1, and we’ll forgive you for Snooki.
why do the pictures sometimes not show up on my screen? probably an obvious answer but i don’t know shit about computers. please help someone smart. i mean please help, someone smart. well wtf.
^Because you are La Baglia.
Courtland has a big mouth, and he’s the smallest guy on the field. Go figure, Bagpolean.
Andre Johnson has a nice haymaker. But notice even that ass whippin’ didn’t shut Courtland’s big mouth. Refs called it too soon.
This guy is such a dick that my dick is embarrased
And Jon Favreau can suck his dick. Douche.
@La Baglia
SInce this is a vid, I suspect that either you have something set up in your browser to block embedded video, or you’re in a country that doesn’t allow this video to be shown. I know brahs and whobags in Canada, England, and Germany that regularly have this problem with YouTube vids.
I know nothing about professional sports and I’m really happy about that. However, all I can say is this: You have a last name like “Finnegan” and you’re pretty much going to be running your mouth and picking fights your whole life. It’s genetic. The only way his behavior could have been anymore stereotypical of the Irish was if he had a beer in his hand before he threw the first punch.
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Wblakho the fuck does up their blowout to put on a football helmet? A raging douchebag, that’s who. The Irish are getting ever more like Jersey Shore ‘bags by the minute. I’m gonna start dying my hair black so people don’t know I’m one of them.
Alex Winter was clearly the talented one of the Bill/Ted dynamic. Keanu is neither talented nor attractive, so why people have glommed onto him the way they have is beyond me. Well, most people don’t understand talent.
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Speaking of Freaky……
@Mr. White: I would so totally watch Thunderdome: The Sport! It’s right up there with gladiator fighting (and I mean REAL gladiator fighting, not that American Gladiator mamby-pamby shit) as my number one wish for world sporting. Well, right behind light saber fights.
@ Deltus, Mr. White–Indeed. I would be glad to be a sports fan if it went like this.
Thunderdome Ring girls are way cooler than MMA Ring Girls.
@Medusa
I’d like to think Thunderdome Ring Girls would be akin to roller girls like Punky Bruiser.
Heh heh. Trolls.
Finnegan is crying that Johnson did not get suspended, this is from a guy who claims hes the dirtiest player, then goes onto say when the helmet comes off the fights supposed to stop, and that johnson hit him behind the head.
Look Douchewank deluxe, someone put the smack down on your ass, when the helmet comes off its the best time to aim for the head and this is the NFL not MMA, there are no rules for a fight, so keep your pussyass trap shut!
Fuccin crybaby bastard.
I think if they were gonna make a real life Family Guy film there’s certainly nobody better to play Loretta Marie Callender Brown than Courtland Finnegan….just look at the hair
football player fights are always funny.
A douche hairdo under a football helmet is like Mammy’s red petticoat under her big skirt: the hidden rustle of taffeta and the occasional peek let the player and his fans know he is indeed ready for some sort of action totally unlike his regular game.
you're a country that does not allow this video to appear. So brahs whobags and Canada, England and Germany, which has this problem regularly YouTube vids.
That was thee worst football fight ever,way to go overpaid butt holes. Stop pumping the roids into yourself.