Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Red Rooster Gets Paid By The Crop Circle
For Red Rooster, and his sidekick Sal, douchin’ is just puttin’ in the hours, then reapin’ the rewards.
Like the Blonde, Red Head and Black Haired variety pack of boozy hottness offered up by the Kelly Triplets. Which I would partake and imbibe like a tangy Beaujolais.
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Cock-a-doodle-don’t.
Is his dome trademarked?
I say, I say, I say there boy… there are heaps of bleeths in this here establishment.
Okay — Foghorn Leghorn doesn’t translate well into text. Oh well…
Not to toot my own horn too much but I’ve had 5 of the last 7 tags. I’m glad my offerings pleased The Bossman.
What, I say, what da hell is goin’ on wit’ dat boy’s hair?
Red Rooster is dressed in a purile white tux, which suggests cleanliness of the soul. But we know better, and like P-Diddy before him, this symbolises pure and utter cruddiness.
He and Kelly Black are head-touching. I feel sick.
If the people in this photo disgust you as much as they do me, here’s a nice shot from The Florida Marlins baseball team cheerleaders calendar to feast yer eyes on and shake the image from the memory
Aiy yie
Red Rooster hates that stupid dog.
Red Rooster sells meth to his kids. It comes from his skin. He hides it in his skull. He tit fucks his grampa Jed on Memorial Day. Fuck I drink a lot.
Boy that Tre Cool has let himself go.
Blondie is a guy who likes to impersonate Helen Hunt. Brunette has a rare psychological condition that compels her to lick her own unwashed finger now fewer than 47 times after every trip to the ladie’s room. Red’s mismatched eyes suggest serious neurological damage that killed her within hours of this pic.
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Rooster’s face shows a disheartening lack of neurological damage, so we can only hope he tripped and impaled himself on his own spikes.
Come to think of it, they do look like they are in line at the county methadone clinic
If Red Rooster and Sharkbag ran at eachother head first, whose hawk would prevail? My money is on Sharkbag. Is there anyway we can set that up? Like douche fights instead of bum fights. Pitting douches with similar douche attributes against eachother. Sharkbag vs. Starhawk, winner fights The Red Rooster.
My aunt’s epileptic chihuahua had more sense and decorum than this bunch.
@ Nancy–I like that. ‘Bag Jousting! The winner gets fed to the moat crocodiles.
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I’d say he has that circle on his head from a drink being set on the side of his head. He had the other side of his head pressed against the bathroom floor as the party parking valets pulled a train on him.
@Medusa, Yes! Then we all win!
My swagger sucks
“hey girls gimme yer SEXIEST pose! i’m gonna post your photos in this TOTALLY hilarious website!”
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eh, i hope that was what happened.
While he may be Red Rooster to most, he reminds me more of a stegosaurus, minus the spikes down the spine and tail. I’m just having a mind-bending moment imagining the mind-set of the female on the recipratory end of a sexcapade with this fowl. Is his bobbing ‘hawk her fetish? Or is he a renegade dancer stealing moments away from the ballet “Firebird?”
As the hotts swooned under the influence of a post-Thanksgiving overdose of Bell’s Poultry Seasoning, none other than Red Rooster in his white coat and his orderly in deathly black showed up, shocking them all with his revelation that he was an ER doc at the nearby hospital, and ready to treat their fowl disorder.
@ Mr White
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The Jayhawks announce concerts in January ’11 although sadly not out here
Pitting showers similar characteristics against each other. Sharkbag vs Starhawk, the winner will fight the Red Rooster.
@vin
Nice! I went down to NYC to see one of the Gary Louris and Mark Olson shows. I suspect I’ll be doing the same for this one.
Ah, ah, ah say, he’s a nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
He’s a nice, I say, he’s a nice boy but he’s a lot like church at night. A little light in the belfrey.
That reminds me…the other day me and the Mrs. were holiday shopping at Target…she didn’t appreciate it when I pointed at this and said “Look at the size of THAT black cock” in the presence of others.
http://www.target.com/Porcelain-Poultry-Baker-Black/dp/B0016JLIOG/ref=sc_qi_detailbutton
I was tired of shopping anyway.
Then, Airplane! was on the tv at my favorite dive bar last night…
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1393
College aged barmaid had never heard of this movie…fucking shame.
hot on the left is porn star jackie daniels
these guys rock!!!