Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The Slovakian National Basketball Team Doesn’t Understand Nadja’s Profession
Ludomir says: “I score big time! Yes?”
No, Ludomir. You did not.
And beware the mythical “Blind Scarecrow Pimp.” For it is watching.
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I’m Hans and I’m Fransand we’re here to groo
ohh my… where do we start?
Shouldn’t these two be outside on a hilly grass field with the rest of their group grunting and jumping around a big black monolith?
No to change the subject, but here’s the link to a mega-Christina Hendricks 100 photo webpage:
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HERE
wrestling singlets… not basketball… just sayin..
…and in this corner, weighing in at 237 with an IQ of 6 .. Ole Ludomir – the Suffocator! .. and in this corner … balancing a C-cup and ability to foliate a 19″ kielbasa while juggling uncooked eggs .. “Penelope the teety Pincher”
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wait … last minute tard Team Ludomir entry “Sven” to additionally complicate the ant farm intelligence of TEAM Ole and Sven.
@vin
I see a lot of chafing in my near future with 100 Christina pics.
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Someone recently found that Christina was modeling handmade scarves for one of her friends on Etsy. Is it wrong that I considered ordering the one she was pictured with, just so I could sniff it?
Chezch nation in the house…my peeps! We get the all the hotts…my peeps!
Sven in the blue appears to have a huge smoked fish or a big turd where his coock should be.
Looks like he’s got a doorknob in his trousers…
Is that the Mayerbag in red there? It certainly would not be out of character. It is right on par with what I have heard him spew out of his ridiculously undeserved ego…and I think your boyfriend is trying to say you need some deodorante!
That is no Blind Scarecrow Pimp, that is Sammy Hagar and the Wabos.
^Anon, that might be Mayer Taintbag. Good call.
Flabby, drunk, stupid and in a wrestling singlet is no way to go through life, Dubrovnik.
Nip slip. I think Nadja could give you the herp just looking at you – a Bleeth Medusa.
These two ought to try out for the team. The same team. Wink wink.
Wrestling started in Greece right?
Tila Tequila, I didn’t recognize you without your dead girlfriend. What? Too soon? Not soon enough?
Nadja’s one of them classy types. She swallows groo spoo rather than get it on her Ed Hardy decor.
I call Halloween. No excuse, though. The one in red looks like one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits when you first pop it open. His friend looks like one of Senor Wences’ puppets. And she looks like the personification of the smell of chlamydia.
If a girl dressed like that comes up to you and says “Want a date?”, she’s not doing it for charity, Ludomir.
i’m glad that it’s the Czechs that have a (purported) reputation for hot chicks.
even though there’s probably an unhealthy bit of douchebaggery in Czech land anyway.
Somebody once asked me to draw a face crossing the elements of Peter Lorre and Pavarotti, and I told them it was already flitting about Europe in the visage of cod-pieced Blue Czech here…whereas Red Czech with the Dogbone headband looks like EveryFraternityMan celebratin’ at a party, half-un-dressed, with a boner and a broad.
I’m certain that is not a legitimate wrestling hold Asiatic Lily has on Ludomir, but then neither is the hold Svenslav and his codpiece have in mind for Ludomir.
I heard him throw his ridiculous ego undeserved … and I think your friend is trying to say you need deodorant!
I seriously hope this was just a bad frat halloween party.
1. These guys are definitely too swarthy to be Slovakians.
2. Czechs are not Slovaks though they are closely related linguistically and genetically.
3. The woman appears to be Mestizo which combined with the guys looks appears to put this party somewhere in Latin America.
4. Many Americans are geographically and ethnically ignorant regarding other cultures.
5. If you were born in the USA then you are American no matter where your great grandparents were born.
*vomit*
@Medusa
I about choked at your comment “The one in red looks like one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits when you first pop it open”… dead-on!
Her left leg, just above the knee…is that a bullet wound scar?
The lost child of John Belushi is in da house.
makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages