Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Sandra The Stage 4 Bleeth
There are four degenerating stages of a hottie becoming Bleeth (aka “Douchebaguette”). Stages 1 and 2 can still be redeemed.
Stage 3, only in certain circumstances can the boobies be saved.
And here, Stage Four.
Extended exposure to Rocker Scrote and ya gotta cut bait and walk back to the bar.
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I think I’ve seen her before. She sits in the pew in front of me at church.
Something tells me this skank likes blow. Snort or job.
definitely deserves a butt fucking
Tucked in turquoise tank top = autodouche
She’s got a nice turd cutter on her.
My father did some late afternoon illegal fishing. Then I had a quick skin em and eat em fresh Pickerel (Walleye) supper. She smells worse than I do. And she does have a nice turd cutter.,
Mom, this is Sandra…
Sandra and Rockstar Jimmy enjoy swapping wigs before they hit the clubs. Consequently, Sandra also has glue-on pubic hair designs, one of which Jimmy is currently wearing on his chin. He was a little drunk when he put it on, which explains why it is slightly off-center.
I’ll bet these two think they’re Russell Brand and Katie Perry. Legends in their own minds…..
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And if you ever wondered what they mean by “Fifth Wheel” look at the cockk blocking dorkk on the left
She’s so skanky I wouldn’t fuck her with my wife’s cocck. I wouldn’t do her in a boat. I wouldn’t do her on a float. I wouldn’t do her in the can. I wouldn’t do her canning jam. I wouldn’t do her in the ass. Yes I would cause I’m a dude.
“We’ll now turn the remainder of our presentation over to Sandra,”
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“Gentlemen, I want to discuss with you today some of the logistical challenges due to cultural variance we experienced when growing our service and production operations in mainland China.”
@vin
I have to quibble, as it looks like Fifth Wheel is tickling her colon with his cocck.
Sandra is so dedicated to the Crüe that she’ll even let a Nikki Sixx impersonator bang her.
Ha ha @ Vin:
Tune in next week for another frustrating episode of Carson Daly: Cockk Blockker!
I feel like I should put a condom on just to look at this picture.
And then rinse my eyes with bleach.
What’s worse is that I once fucked a chick who looks just like her. But not nearly as bleethy. Maybe I drove her to it, in which case, I apologize.
That guy on the right might be the first bit of photographic evidence that even Fraggle Rock is not free from douchebaggery. And Sandra is what happens when you’re too much of a “problem” even for the kinds of shows on VH1 where you fight other women for the chance to have an aging rock star rub his old balls on you.
She’s 38-42 and her cans are draggin below her lowest rib? If she makes it to 65, she’ll be able to skip rope with em.
I can only think of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry proposes the “Ménage à trois” to the chick he’s seeing so he can get rid of her. Though I think with her I’d have to use the phrase “Cleveland steamer” and, unfortunately, I’d get the same result.
I wonder if this guys band is called “Superdouche and the pink merkins”
Sheena is sporting a proper gunt in pic 2…. i’d drum it with my semi rigid weenie… then make her do my laundry
i wonder why her chin always just upward like that. is it a blowjob accident? if so, that would be morbidly funny.
I had a quick skin em and eat em fresh Pickerel (Alaska) dinner. It feels worse than me. And she has a good cutter shit.,
Funny that no one mention the Courtney Love inspired eye makeup, especially noticeable in the 2nd pic.
@ myself 11:02 PM,
JUTS upward.
grrrr…
Yeah. I’ll wager $10 the long-hair with the soul patch is in an “up and coming alt-metal band”.
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No idea who the guy with the Adam Corolla eyebrows and safari shirt is. Maybe he’s Ben Gayzig’s “manager”.
Even my cat wouldn’t drag this one in, and a coyote would first run away and then howl at the sight from a safe distance. Jeeesh!
And yeah, she’s hella bleathy. I wouldn’t fuck her with Stackhouse’s dick. And neither could he.
Gry online
Right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a source of her mama’s pride
That’s Hughie Lewis on the left. Hasn’t aged a day.
I’m sure she has swallowed many a load in her day. My bad – she looks like she swallows loads every day.
i mean, i can practically imagine her tone and ‘tude. she’s every cliche of rebel without a clue without being slightly funny, ironical or even interesting. and the soul patch dude! what a horror. i feel like calling in sick today just looking at him.
@Jacques: I wouldn’t fuck her with my dick, using the outer layer of Stackhouse’s dick as a condom.
Now now now, it’s tough for poor Sandra. Grew up in front of a TV set with a single mom more interested in getting drunk than talking to her. And when she grew her bewbies in 4th grade because her mom raised her on the cheapest hormone injected chicken dinners she could find, she figured out being “naughty” got her more attention than being able to read or write or perform simple sums of arithmetic.
She had an abortion in 8th grade around the same time she discovered coke. She only graduated high school because she had no where else to go and it was easier to score drugs there than out on the street.
Ever since then, she’s been drawn to the emo rocker types who are as dysfunctional as she is, and when she’s not working the cosmetics counter at Sears, she’s out partying with her peeps.
She’s had more STDs run through her system than the Center for Disease Control, and is thankful that her herpes flare ups are much less frequent since she stopped smoking and switched to mixed drinks.
So,Troy, you don’t really like her,huh?
Poor Sandra’s very angry with the world,and trying on the naughty girl rock star pose,like as if she might have been in The Runaways,but she doesn’t have any of the talent. And that couple of photos on the web is dooming her job future.
The “Stage Four” photo is making me reconsider my laws of gravity. Her orbs seem to have some strange pulling affect on her cocktail? Or this horror show is taking place on a boat.
Nice outfit.
I would love to disappoint her over and over again….45 seconds at a time…
The guy on the right looks EXACTLY like Ja’mie from Summer Heights High!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8NdpQD6jic/Rud8aWP6UBI/AAAAAAAAABk/7r9BK4BVMug/s400/Ja%27mie+1.jpg
Well if y’all aren’t taking, I think I will.
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@ Mr. Reeve, 4.33 pm or thereabouts:
“Tucked in turquoise tank top = autodouche”
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I think we could cut this algebra down to its simplest functions, hence: ‘tank top = autodouche’.
Gross….let me tell you….when I was in college I fucked a Bleeth….actually back then they weren’t Bleeths but Warrant fans…..anyway she was drunk and I took advantage….untill Mr. Largeman entered the the tunnel….actually it was more like putting a hotdog into a cheesesteak roll…chick was so loose and slimmy that I actually coulnt cum….then to make the who experience a total nightmare…my cock fumed of table relish and bologna untill I washed….tramatized I tell you
Oh….and it looks like the lead singer from Seether fell of the wagon again……so sad
I like bleeth’s like Sandra. It’s sooo much easier to just spackle their face and not think twice about getting it in their eyes.
Clubzone – I don’t get it. Is a photo of this hideous Bleeth supposed to make you want to go to this club? It makes me want to dig my own eyeballs out with a chopstick.
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I’ll grant her this much, she knows how to rock a skirt. Everything above that needs be covered with sackcloth. And ash.
And I propose finding every guy that looks like this rocker and running the. Over with tank treads. You wonder why rock music sucks these days? This guy.
Pretty sure she does porn
You guys are crazy. I wouldn’t take her home to mom but she looks like she’d be all kinds of dirty fun in the sack.
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is it just me or does it look like her tits sag about 4ft ?
guy on the right is the ghoulbag
I was impressed by your posts! keep the good work up!