Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mecha Hineyho

Gach.

I just upspittled half a spoonful of Corn Pops.

This hottie/douchey coupling is so wrong on so many levels, not only may I create a 2010 Douchie Award just for this pic, but I may also smack a small orphan child from Paraguay with some poultry.

Because someone has to pay for this violation. So it might as well be that stupid orphan child who keeps asking for more porridge.

For Marissa is booble gnaw perfection. And Mecha Hineyho is inflated uberdouche. The alchemy is gut punchy wrongness. I need a drink.

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11:07 am December, 1 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electronic Foreskin Benders said...

Nothing says big strong tough guy, like a ’80′s era Rod Stewart shag/mullet.

11:10 am December, 1 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

I’m at a total loss. Simply stunned. The hair. The arm/shoulder tat. I’d wager that the saying on his right pec is from an ancient language which loosely translates, “I’m Biological Waste.” Ugh, DB1, my eyes hurt from this filth. Let us all pray that Marissa here has adventurous sisters who are always up for a good time.

11:16 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And the legend is proven that out in the wilds lurks the elusive BED (big emo douche). I hereby cristen you The Incredible Sulk.

11:20 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Andre The Gayint?

11:28 am December, 1 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Emo Douche – good call Reverend.

11:28 am December, 1 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

When did this site become Hot Chicks With SasquatchBags.com? This does make my anthropology homework much easier assuming this is in fact a living Gigantopithicus.

11:31 am December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

This looks like the crowd at the recent World Cup. Mecha is keestering a vuvuzela in anticipation of Romania’s 17-0 loss to Mexico, they of the urine filled water balloon toss from the cheap seats.
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For some strange reason , this guy reminds me of Mike Penner

11:34 am December, 1 Dicy said...

What the hell is this!?
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This is just wrong that’s what this is..

11:37 am December, 1 Sir David Douchenborough said...

I have loathed to admit it, but I have seen that roided bundle of unholy douchey vanity before. It turns out that those masturbatory mavens at 4chan and Bodydbuilding.com idolized this man. HIs moniker, which I suppose alludes to his personality, is Zyzz . Aussie Iranian who comes from a wealthy family–This guy basically spent most of his freshmen College working out in the gym and roiding himself.
And to top it off, he has sorts of sayings like “U mirin’ bro” or “come at me bro.”

It’s all over the internet, but here he is ‘trolling’ . Because nothing says trolling like acting like a gogo dancer on Fire Island long weekend.

11:39 am December, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

OMG MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOP! If I were Medusa I’d quit the tattoo industry already.

Actually if I were Medusa I’d probably never leave the house.

Seriously DB1, put another post up quick so we don’t have to see this front and center on your site.

11:45 am December, 1 mills said...

hah yes! now heres a proper douche & hott couple, he looks like a fucking massive muzza or alternatively an arsshole amateur aussie rules player…like the aliteration huh.

11:51 am December, 1 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

@Sir David Douchenborough…sweet fancy Moses! His urban-dictionary page was written by a guy who calls himself “wow strong arms” I’ll never forgive you for subjecting me to those awful images. On the bright side I know know who started aesthetics.

11:52 am December, 1 boone doggle said...

My eye balls hurt so I may have read this wrong. His name is Jyzz?

11:52 am December, 1 Dicy said...

If I were Medusa I’d touch myself all day.

11:53 am December, 1 DarkSock said...

So The Hulk raped Liza Minelli?

11:54 am December, 1 boone doggle said...

I just laughed so hard, I may have peed a little.

11:54 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^or Ziggy Stardust.

11:55 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That video made my week. I must email to everyone I hate.

12:05 pm December, 1 magneto said...

The Incredible Sulk??? HAAHHAHA

12:05 pm December, 1 boatbutter said...

Timothy Hutton regretswhat he has awaken.

12:06 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

I have the urge to pass something from all of my orifices simultaneously. Don’t they have some kind of rehab for guys like this? He gives that freak from Brazil a run for his money. Do we have a category this year for “Most Simian”?

12:07 pm December, 1 Mr. White said...

Damnit, Sock, I was going to go with a Hulk joke. Now I have nothing left to do but go touch myself while thinking about Medusa and The Hulk touching DIcy.
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Wait, something went wrong there.

12:08 pm December, 1 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Notice the hair doesn’t move…even when his friend, Kameela Kindahott holds the camera sideways

“Fockin Joocy!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3Q6v3T6us&feature=related

12:11 pm December, 1 Lil' Fartknocker said...

@boone doggle 11:52…

You’re thinking of his signature line of protein shakes: “Zyzz’s Jyzz”

12:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

This begs the question. Which is larger and more dense crayon mark on a freshly flushed toilet.

Mecha Hineyo, or Pumpito?

Judge for yourselves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vfiYwWfQE

12:17 pm December, 1 FlipFriddle said...

Looks a bit like Neander-MathewMcConaughey-thal-ish.
That hair looks like the hair on those crazy blonde fake-Indians in that old Star Trek episode. You know, this one: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090202055355/memoryalpha/en/images/4/42/Flintlock_training.jpg

Still, DB1, you’ve outdone yourself.

12:23 pm December, 1 the motley douche said...

All right, who put Lou Ferigno in the combination way-back machine / industrial strength sauna?!?

12:24 pm December, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

More like Tiny Ho!

12:28 pm December, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Eegah 2! Electric Boogaloo!

12:30 pm December, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Looks like the Hulk raped Rod Stewart … and Rod liked it!

12:34 pm December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

wtf is that?

12:44 pm December, 1 Dave said...

After all those years of watching the Addams Family I always wondered what Lurch would look like if he douched it up. Now I know. Gach, indeed!

12:45 pm December, 1 douchebag1 said...

I may not post any more today. this pic sorta says it all.
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- management

12:46 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What the eff. Did Carel Struycken rape Ziggy Startdust or something?

12:47 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Good call DB. I’m goin’ back to bed.

12:51 pm December, 1 mills said...

is it me or does she looks a little uneasy in his presence…i wonder why?… perhaps its because he is wearing his sisters school rugby shorts that she shat herself in when she was sixteen…marissa knows…she was in her class.

12:52 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^Right? Her shrugged shoulders, clamped together thighs, and unsettled expression says it all.

12:52 pm December, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Granted, this guy is a freak, but what’s up with Marissa’s boobies (besides the fact that they’re not in my mouth) they look all crunked up.

12:54 pm December, 1 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

this picture makes me want to lock myself in the closet and weep for the god who never was. i don’t even feel like mocking this abomination. there is no humor here, only tragedy

12:57 pm December, 1 The Dude said...

omg this pic does say it all.

Emo’s hair reminds me of Warren Beatty in the 70′s. Was Warren Beatty a douchebag back then? I’m sure he was when he got with Annette Benning.

12:59 pm December, 1 Dicy said...

@Mr. White
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Very wrong indeed. :-)

1:15 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

It’s because of douchebags like this that I’m glad God invented rage.

1:16 pm December, 1 massengill said...

I, too, got the Ziggy Stardust vibe from this guy. Ziggy Stardust and the Incredible Hulk.

1:17 pm December, 1 massengill said...

And her tits look oddly out of place.

1:25 pm December, 1 Hermit said...

Marissa’s boobs do appear a bit askew, one pointing North while the other seems to be on an east-south-easterly course.
The cause could be an ill-fitting brassiere, Marissa’s own mixed sense of direction, or the fact that her olfactory receptors are at arm pit level, (which would also explain her facial expression.)

1:31 pm December, 1 Lil' Fartknocker said...

The image is bad enough…don’t need any more senses in play on this one.

1:39 pm December, 1 mehoff said...

Definitely an Aussie douche

1:50 pm December, 1 Crucial Head said...

I just called up my AA support partner and told them to not bother meeting up tonight… after this pic, my battle with sobriety is officially over.

1:53 pm December, 1 Blinded by the Shite said...

Jebus, there are tits all over the place in this pic.
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I christen thee The Incredible Culk, using any of these three definitions: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=culk

1:54 pm December, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Give Marissa a little nudge there, Mecha. And that “dress” will slide down to her waist.
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And yes, I’m a dirty, dirty pervert.

1:57 pm December, 1 Hermit said...

Striking a Paraguayan orphan with poultry would be like trying to put out a fire with a rolled-up newspaper.
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It would be inneffective, and be greedily consumed.

1:59 pm December, 1 Sir David Douchenborough said...

It is a horrific manifestation of the homoerodouchoticism that infests teh internets, Douchey Lewis. He is pretty much the epitome of all that baghunting fights against.

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Boss, I think this dear “zyzz’ man, who quite possibly is a descendant Z-man , should be at least be in the running for Hall of Scrote. Don’t believe me? A simple google image search will make you vomit your afternoon beer
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Also, I submit to you, fellow baghunters, that some douchebags ascend into the celestial scrote plane due to the fact that they have an intrinsic biological predisposition. A sort of Choad-neoteny if you will from which they retain their primordial ooze of fung and axe sprayed wankery that they developed in their beginning years only to hide behind it with their oversized muscles, tiny testicles, and weak joints that would make a geriatric proud.
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We cannot let this specimen pass, for as we continue to charge into the unknown abyss, we are confronted not by shadow of darkness, but by the increasing eclipse of poo that may one day engulf any sense of intrinsic self upon which the core of our society barely maintains with a china-like fragility.

2:02 pm December, 1 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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Seriously, why can’t something like the Seattle Kingdome’s infamous drop of ceiling tiles happen in this arena, precisely above where he is standing?

2:17 pm December, 1 ehcuodouche said...

Give that guy the weekly and thanks for ruining my lunch.

2:21 pm December, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

It’s as if Doctor Frankenstein only had the Bay City Rollers to work with.

2:23 pm December, 1 skrag2112 said...

Stop the 2010 Douchie Awards. We have a winner.

2:28 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Man, this Euro/South American/or whatever he is is almost as bad as Emo Hulk from Brazil…..almost.
Give this Mop Head Muscle Bag an award damn it!

2:31 pm December, 1 Douchey Smurf said...

What is that thing? Seriously dude. You look like some Alien movie extra waiting for wardrobe to finish sewing on your sequined jumpsuit.

2:34 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why?

@Sir David, you make valid points, yet without a solid game plan we have nothing. I say outlawing tiny red shorts for any guy over 6 feet is a good start.

And I managed to not vomit my afernoon beer upon viewing his visage but only because I have an iron clad gag relex. Plus its good beer.

2:41 pm December, 1 Stephanie said...

What an awful image,thanks!
Time to take his gym pass away. His neck is larger than her head.

2:42 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

…..and so Marissa yelled at the deaf genie: “I wished for a handsome hunk with a red truck, you lame fuccer!”

2:48 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Wedgie, LMAO.
Marissa looks scared. She is not happy to be posing with the Mop Head Hulkbag.

2:56 pm December, 1 Turdacious said...

WHAAAA?, Are my days fucked up?
Is this WTF Friday?

ohhh wrong site

Still WTF?

3:11 pm December, 1 Stephanie said...

I think he’s wearing her shorts.

3:26 pm December, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So a pileated woodpecker, Liza Minelli, and Golgothan walk into a genetics lab…. somebody finish this joke. I got too muc to do but couldn’t pass this one up.

4:33 pm December, 1 Horace Dangleballs said...

Can I cast my vote for HCwDBofW for this putz now?
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@ Sir David Douchenborough’s link at 11:37

Love the google picture of the Aussie cop flexing/mock of this steroided shitstain, but I’d pay good money to see the subsequent photo of the cop beating him senseless with a lead sap.

5:26 pm December, 1 Douchetacular said...

WOW…that guy could be (one of) the poster boy for this site…his utter and complete douchiness is there for all to see…and he seems to revel in it.

And, the poor girl…she looks not only in complete shock, but also utterly creeped out.

Nice find.

6:25 pm December, 1 grow said...

YOU ALL JELLY AND MAD AT ZYZZ? U MIRIN’ HIS AESTHETICS? DOUCHEBAG = ATTRACTIVE MALE THAT I’M JEALOUS OF

THIS IS WHAT GIRLS LIKE, OPEN YOUR EYES

6:47 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

YEA ERRYBODY MIRIN’ DEM’ ASTHETICS BRAH

6:49 pm December, 1 Ben Dover said...

Muscle bound faggot with eye make up. Yep. Marissa has that look like what the F am I doing with this giant homo.

6:52 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@grow, why you gotta yell? Is it because you’re jelly of quiet people? And he is not what well adjusted girls and women like. But I guess we’re a minority because how else do you explain all of the douchebags. They’re obviously receiving positive reinforcement from some females for their look and actions. So maybe some guys here are jealous but so what? Its not like they can’t function in their day to day life because of it. Well most of them anyway. As with any group some members are weaker than others.

Please respond back to me in all caps. It will be like I’m being yelled at by a douchey drill sargeant.

Thanks for the tips provided by your link.

7:01 pm December, 1 Wait What said...

EVERYONE JUST JELLY!

7:01 pm December, 1 FOREVER ZYZZ said...

COME AT ME BRA

7:02 pm December, 1 timestretch said...

I just read 80% of these comments and the amount of jelly in them leads me to believe you all are secretly mirin’ his physique, none of you could get to where he is if you tried your hardest, it’s like those woman with good bodies, they show it off, he does the same in a more egotistical fashion, he’s trolling the fuck through all of you. umad?

7:05 pm December, 1 bill said...

all those posters are mirin

7:07 pm December, 1 JakeMcKenzie said...

Nothing in this pic says douche-bag to me. Here is a dude who has worked incredibly hard to get where he is at next to a beautiful women, and you some beta call him a douche.

If you knew his story you wouldn’t be saying this.

7:09 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

So much jelly in these comments, it’s like a Smuckers’ factory.

Errybody wanna be Zyzz, but ain’t nobody wanna troll these fat ass jellyfags.

7:09 pm December, 1 james said...

Hahahah so many jelly people in this post its not even funny, you obviously don’t know good aesthetics when you see them.

You jelly?

You mad?

7:09 pm December, 1 Kevin said...

this guy is australian. i’m pretty sure one of my friends submitted the photo. no credit?

7:10 pm December, 1 ChestBrah said...

Why are all you sickcunt hating on my brother? I’m gonna get Babolimp to fuck you faggots up

7:10 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING

7:10 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!

7:11 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!

7:11 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

7:11 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

7:11 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!

7:12 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!

7:12 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!

7:12 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!

7:13 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!!

7:13 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!!!

7:13 pm December, 1 fuckoff said...

lol this thread is a joke

“durr how did she get with that guyyyy, clearly hes a douche and women desire men such as me”

pathetic

7:13 pm December, 1 misc brah said...

You dare try to make jest of the King!?

7:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

How dare you ridicule the King!!

7:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE FUCKING KING OF ASTHETICS!

7:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE THE FUCKING KING OF ASTHETICS!!

7:15 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

YOU FATTIES WANT SOME TOAST FOR ALL DAT JELLY?

7:16 pm December, 1 BreakinRules said...

You guys inadvertently drew the ire of 4chan, their fitness board is in love with this guy after he went from like 110lbs to muscleman.

7:17 pm December, 1 Anon said...

Surely you jest, OP?

7:18 pm December, 1 TinyTrip said...

This guy has absolutely zero aesthetics.

7:18 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

HE WENT FROM 108 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. HE IS A VIRGIN TOO. HE SAVIN HIS ZYZZ JYZZ FOR MARRIAGE.

7:19 pm December, 1 Tru said...

GTFO Tiny. Go join your parents you pathetic little chimp.

7:19 pm December, 1 Anon said...

“Hot Chicks with Douchebags” confirmed for a bunch of insecure, skinny and/or fat losers who criticize people they know nothing about.

God I love the internet. This website is just like a huge support group for lonely, judgmental losers. Get a life, bros.

7:19 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

It’s not zizz it’s not zed why zed zed its FUCKING ZEEZ

7:20 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

U SO FAWKIN JOOCY

7:20 pm December, 1 brah's brah said...

HOW DARE YOU BERATE THE KING!?

7:20 pm December, 1 TinyTrip said...

Trucrypt, u jelly.

I ain’t even mad that you stole my get.

7:21 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

I just want his cum to cover the inside of my anus like the mucous lining of my stomach.

7:21 pm December, 1 Dicksmash McIroncock said...

U MAD BRO?

7:21 pm December, 1 LOLJELLY said...

yall so mad and mirin

7:22 pm December, 1 ChestBrah said...

THATS FAWKIN FUNNEY

7:22 pm December, 1 Tru said...

Tiny. We fucked. ONE TIME. It’s over. Stop mirin my lack of progress and go cry some more while you suck on your toes.

7:22 pm December, 1 Dicksmash McIroncock said...

U MAD BRO? 

7:23 pm December, 1 Tru said...

I can’t take it anymore. That girl keeps staring at me. It’s time I went to the otherside. Farewell, sweet sweet Boxxy. A master is out.

7:24 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Jelly neckbeards, jelly neckbeards everywhere

“hurr surely no girl likes the man with aesthetics and confidence. They only like being with beta faggot nice-guys such as I who are trapped in the friendzone forever alone”

7:25 pm December, 1 muzza_mate said...

tha fucks ‘scarn on here? zyzz is like 1 fully sikk wog mate u cant b hektik lik uzzz ya kna wat im sayin? wogz rule, skips r foolz, wogstralia for real, u r all jus a bunch of scrany mongs mate u fuckin mutts run home to ur doghouse ya mums callin ya.

7:25 pm December, 1 Pudi said...

Zzyst is an ugly sand goat.

7:26 pm December, 1 ZYZZ IS GOD said...

YOU GUYS ARE PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY
PENUT BUTTER JELLY

7:26 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

^The wrath of the brahs is upon us. The only thing I be mirin is Helen Mirren. For an older lady she has really kept it together lookswise. I better go to her web page and ensure no trolls are speaking ill of my Queen.

7:26 pm December, 1 Pudi said...

PUDI PUDI!!!!

7:27 pm December, 1 wow said...

strong misc presence ITT

7:28 pm December, 1 DJ Thundercock said...

U MAD?

7:28 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

When you gonna let me clap dem cheeks

7:29 pm December, 1 anonymouscaller said...

zyzz for douchebag of the year!
he winsss!

7:29 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I have a jelly dong for all you roided up cockk loving Aussies.
As my a great man once said……..Get some!

7:29 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

HES JOOCY AS HELL

7:29 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

ZYZZ STYLIN ON U
MISC UP IN THIS
U MIRIN?!

7:30 pm December, 1 Babolimp said...

INSIDE PEANUT BUttER OUTSIDE JELLY, SEVEN DAYS OF THE WEEK SEVEN DIFFERENT JELLIES, JELLY PIECE A TOAST WITH THE CRUST CHOPPED OFF, FUCKIN WITH THE KING GET YOU HEAD CHOPPED OFF.

7:30 pm December, 1 Myron said...

guys i have a new website where we can make fun of douchebags like this guy it’s called http://www.wemadjellymirinbetaasfuck.edu

7:30 pm December, 1 zyzz said...

lawl y u mad doe?

7:30 pm December, 1 Supaturk said...

You guys are jealous you will never, EVER look as good as Zyzz. EVER. And it’s mainly because rather than putting in the work to improve yourself, you instead try to bring others down to your petty level.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6’4″ 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

7:30 pm December, 1 chestbrah said...

u mirin?

7:31 pm December, 1 anonymouscaller said...

u cnt b sick lik dis! all u suckaz can suck zyzzs short shorts and penis!

7:32 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Despite what the hookers tell you, fat bitter neck beards are not sexy.

Dem aesthetics are what girls want.

7:33 pm December, 1 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

Even though I have a great body I still love jelly.
Tell your little freak boy from Australia to get a hair cut because he looks like he has a mop on his head. Maybe there is a reason he’s a virgin. Oh, and your beer sucks……and I still love cockk and little boys.

7:34 pm December, 1 mirin said...

Dem traps… this bro is alpha as fuck!

7:34 pm December, 1 Supaturk said...

buncha homos on this site…

ZYZZ is the son of ZEUS!

come at me bro

7:34 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

How dare you insult him, your jealousy seeps through the meaningless canvas you so dearly praise as a website. This man changed his life through hard work and dedication, if your green envy obstructs your view of admiration you are just a blatant cock.

7:35 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Zyzz is a true bro, yall’ just merlin’

7:35 pm December, 1 anon said...

u all so jelly it hurts

7:35 pm December, 1 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

Supaturk, I bet you do want me to cum at you bro.

7:36 pm December, 1 lol said...

you guys are losers bagging out some guy you don’t know on the internet. I bet half the dudes on here could only dream of a body like that. Get of your fat assess and achieve something in life than insulting a random person you don’t know or ever will know.

7:36 pm December, 1 ZYZZ said...

This was taken on the weekend just passed at the music festival ‘StereoSonic’ in Sydney.
If you go to any music festival around Sydney you will see these posers doing just that. They were at godskitchen and did not even go into the main room where the Djs were, instead, they lurked outside the entire night attempting to feed their egos with glances of passers by.

7:37 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

look at all these phaggots jelly of someone better looking and overall genetically superior to them. lol

7:37 pm December, 1 anonymouscaller said...

YOU ALL STINK OF SHITTT! JELLY BATSHIT!

7:38 pm December, 1 iabs said...

I think this site is a milestone for all the loser no life nerds, who lack a social life and probably get bullied by the “douches” posted here. I’m truly glad someone put this site together for you GUISE!! Release that inner nerd rage and forget how pathetic your life most likely is, here you are special.

iabs.

7:39 pm December, 1 Aussie Retard Who Loves Zyzz's Little Cockk said...

All you jelly fucks are losers. This man has shart his pants so many times while squatting and doing dead lifts. He has ruined over a 100 pairs of underwear. It is sad you mock someone like this. Cunts! All of you! Just leave Zyzz alone! What do you want from him?!?! Leave him alone!!!!

7:40 pm December, 1 misc said...

Zyzz! He’s fawwkin jooceey

7:40 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

You phaggots are so insecure it’s sad, why u so mad? Zyzz>u

7:40 pm December, 1 Angelo said...

He lives, laughs, and loves. You people are so filled with hatred that you’d insult a complete stranger for enjoying his life? I’ll admit there’s a lot of douchebags out there, but Zyzz isn’t one of them. He’s a nice kid who brings happiness into the lives of a lot of people.

Personally, I wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for zyzz. His transformation really showed me that you can accomplish anything you put your mind to.

7:41 pm December, 1 really? wait. wut? said...

I thought this website was hot chicks with douchebags? I fail to see a hot chick. strong 6.2/10

7:41 pm December, 1 supaturk said...

look at all these jealous virgins hating on zyzz because they can’t get laid

7:42 pm December, 1 zyzznutthugger said...

you guise have been misced

7:42 pm December, 1 Mel Gibson said...

Thats right all you jelly fuckers!
I hope you all get raped by a pack of n*##*$!!!!
You all make me want to smoke!

7:42 pm December, 1 Supaturk said...

YOUALLJELLY/10

you think you chocolate?

7:42 pm December, 1 really? wait. wut? said...

strong 6/10. no hot chick. no problem

7:42 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the jelly flow through you… Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Zyzz.

7:43 pm December, 1 really? wait. wut? said...

op is a phaggot

7:43 pm December, 1 Heath Ledger said...

God I wish I was alive so I could ram my cockk down this mans throat!

7:44 pm December, 1 anon said...

everyone is here is jealous lol, they mad cuz they never talked to a hot chick before or even a girl. you guys wish u were that guy and be tapping 8.5/10 chicks everyday but instead ur to busy sittin at home fappin to anime porn and playing wow 24/7.

7:44 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

U MAD? U JELLY? U MIRIN? COME AT ME BRO!

7:44 pm December, 1 Joemode said...

that’s Zyzz

you mad?
you jelly?
of them aesthetics?

7:45 pm December, 1 DarkSock said...

If conditioner were brains…

7:46 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

HALT!!! WHO DARES TO DEFY THY KING? ZYZZ IS PERFECTION!

7:46 pm December, 1 Bill nine science nerd said...

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IN MEEEEEEEEEE ZYZZ

7:47 pm December, 1 aztheticsz said...

keep mirin you pale skinnyfat whiteknight faggots, you will never look as good as The King and will always be nobody, keep drinking ur beer. Dat kunt is 6/10 at best btw lulz

7:47 pm December, 1 kid said...

you guys just mirin zyzz’s aesthetics

jelly that you could not achieve such a glorious body even while using dat_dere_celltech

7:48 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

I PREFER JAM OVER JELLY!!! Sorry, just had to put that out there. This seemed like the right thread to do it in.

7:48 pm December, 1 Supaturk said...

The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don’t really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself “Am I on the right track here?”. I don’t mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

7:48 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

From what I have read, you are all a bunch of douchebags. Guilty by association Aussies. Sorry. You lose.

7:48 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

jealous/mad?

7:49 pm December, 1 AestheticBrah said...

I’m mirin’ dude looks aesthetic as hell. I believe he is the Son of Zeus. Brother of Hercules. Father of Aesthetics. You guys are obviously jelly.

7:50 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

wow what a horrible physique, terrible complexion and facial structure, and such yellow teeth…

lulz look at all the Jellybrahs on this site.

7:50 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

MMMMMM COCK (no home)

7:50 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

What a pathetic comment “if only conditioner were brains”, you are the putrid scum who diminishes vanity just because they feel insecure about themselves and their physical attributes, if you were half the man/person zyzz was you’d be working day and night in an attempt to change your life and break the said insecurities about yourself. Grow up you pathetic loathed scum.

7:51 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

mr. reeve is clearly a jelly white knight beta who puts pussy on the pedestal and is still a virign

7:52 pm December, 1 Notaneckbeardphaggot said...

Lulz at all the jealous phaggots. I mad he nails 9/10s on a weekly basis?

Lmao at neckbeards.

7:52 pm December, 1 ZYZZ THE KING said...

ZYZZ IS KING YOU ALL MAD!?!

7:52 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

You Aussies could give the Jersey douchebags a run for their money with all this brah, bro and bra talk. God Save Australia…..from the douche flu.

7:53 pm December, 1 umadbra said...

u mad the son of zeus is stylin on ya haters?

ya mad the brother of hercules is banging 10/10 bitches left right and centre?

ya furious the father of aesthetics has the body of the greek gods that you haters with inferior genetics will never acquire?

YOU FUCKING IRRATE?

Come at us broskii’s, we at the misc. where you at?

7:53 pm December, 1 miron gaines said...

ITT: The son of Zuess is disscussed by weak virgins

7:53 pm December, 1 phuong said...

wow all i hear is comments from douche lord queers who are mirin such greatness, his name is zzyz. so f)ck all you haters and get juicy.

7:53 pm December, 1 LULZ said...

Zyzz > Neckbeard Phaggots.

7:54 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I have some white jelly for you. Want some?

7:54 pm December, 1 miron gaines said...

and LOL at Dicy attention whoreing “if i was medusa i would touch myself all day”

7:54 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

Id like to see a pic of whoever wrote this with a hot girl.

7:55 pm December, 1 Supaturk said...

CALLING OUT MR. REEVE

you on dat PHAGGY TIME CUUZZZZZ

7:55 pm December, 1 ComeAtMeBro said...

LMAO @ all the fucking spam. MISC <3

this site is mad that they cannot acquire the aesthetics of a god.

7:58 pm December, 1 Mad Max said...

Zyzz crushes puss on the reg, ya dig? Brah, why you hate? Bro, jelly will kill.
Sock with his conditioner comment, probably a jelly beta faithful to his wife phaggot. Loser!

7:58 pm December, 1 miron gaines said...

aint even mad.

7:58 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

change name of site to hotchickswithdudesimjellyof.com

7:58 pm December, 1 CEO10kaDAY said...

MISC UP IN DIS BISH

7:59 pm December, 1 Droog said...

Yo, I used to come onto this site to laugh at idiots in questionably retarded attire.

It was amusing.

But what this site has spawned is a congregation of basement-dwellers infatuated with the the sensation of having a soapbox to point out the flaws of others. You’re all–that is to say, the frequent commentators–no better than Kanye on a twitter feed ranting about “art.”

You are not making the society inhabitable via ridicule. You are is disgusting as those posturing which you seek to humiliate. You are an infectious group-think of cheerleaders, hyena-ing through whatever mental neurosis or immaturity complex compels you to the corners of the internet to indulge yourselves.

As for the site’s founder: I know you make a buck being a quasi-Perez Hilton and if the butthurt flows though you, you may delete this post or respond nonsensically with strawman appeals to your crowd.

Either way, fuck you very much.

Droog.

7:59 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Mr. Reede you obviously are a fat ass social inept virgin phaggot. Who talks tough on the internet, cuzz irl you’re a phaggot.

Yeah U mad

8:00 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

http://i56.tinypic.com/2gx07xe.gif

8:00 pm December, 1 DarkSock said...

His head looks like a still frame from the Zapruder film clip

8:00 pm December, 1 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

I am fully erect! All this talk of phaggots and cockk and jelly and ooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Splat!
Salty vanilla malt for all the Aussies!

8:01 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

wow mr.reeve has an entire site dedicated to mirin’ other guys that are bangin hotter girls than he could ever dream of getting.

foreverbeta.jpg

8:01 pm December, 1 Robbin Banks said...

In on Zyzz Thread

8:02 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for douchebags, I can tell you I don’t have douchebags. But what I do have, I have a set of very particular skills. Skills I have aquired throughout a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare to phaggots like you. If you let zyzzs picture go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t…I will look for you. I WILL find you and penetrate your anus ….(no homo)

8:02 pm December, 1 lolwut said...

you mirin phaggots?

8:03 pm December, 1 Caesar said...

Awful lot of white knights faggots in here

You are all pathetic cowardly excuses for men and I advise you to see your doctors to get your testosterone levels checked because you are bordering on near feminine levels

Do you people even lift?

8:03 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

why u mad tho mr reeve
kunt

kunt

8:03 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

http://i56.tinypic.com/2gx07xe.gif

epic win

8:04 pm December, 1 AestheticBrah said...

Zyzz does not care about traffic. U mad?

8:05 pm December, 1 umadbra said...

dont fuck with the misc. ever.

8:05 pm December, 1 OGSTRENGTH CUM AT ME NO HOMO said...

Bunch of haters in this thread. everyone who posts on here against zyzz posts in a similar style… all detailed and shit like anyone gives a damn about what you think of Zyzz and this place seeps of nerd rage

8:05 pm December, 1 U Mad? said...

U mirin’ Jobrah, faggots?

8:06 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

ha that pic is nothing, watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os

8:07 pm December, 1 Caesar said...

I have a feeling it’s a buncha mad fatties in here as well

8:07 pm December, 1 zyzznutthugger said...

mr. reeve come to the misc and talk that ish….yeah i didn’t think so

In zyzz we trust

8:07 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

At least some of these man-worshipping Aussie ‘tards are expanding the douche lexicon.

8:08 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

I’M 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS? HOW’S HOW THIS SITE IS FULL OF BETA WHITE KNIGHT INTROVERTS WHO ARE JELLY THEY CAN’T GET DAT DERE AESTHETICS AND PULL 10/10S WHILE BEING A CEO OF THEIR OWN COMPANY MAKING 10K A DAY?

8:09 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

At least some of these pathetic soy bomb jelly’s are expanding the definition of jealous faggot.

8:09 pm December, 1 UGUYSMAD said...

how sad you all are, paying on someone who is doing what they want to do and doing it finely at that

sad sad people you are

8:09 pm December, 1 InsansityBro said...

HAHAHHAHA

LOOK AT ALL THE JEALOUS FAT ASS NECKBEARDS HATING ON THIS PATHETIC WEBSITE

LONG LIVE KING ZYZZ

8:10 pm December, 1 said said...

im 12…and what is this?
secret rep trade?

8:10 pm December, 1 JOHNNYMISCER said...

U MAD ZYZZ IS STYLIN ON YO BISH ASS? YEA U MAD

8:11 pm December, 1 Ronnie Coleman said...

YOU GUYS MAD ZYZZ IS STYLING ON YOU

YOU GUYS CHOCOLATE?

8:11 pm December, 1 uJellybrah? said...

Hey you fat socially inept losers, stfu because we all know your beating off to this pic and would willingly get down on your knees were you ever to encounter Zyzz

8:12 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

guys, you’ll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister’s room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!

8:12 pm December, 1 anon said...

goddam man u guys so merlin it hurts

8:12 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Why are you all spending so much time defending a man who wears shorts so short (which would expose a jelly basement dwellers junk) on our so called “phaggot” website? Go and play on your baby oil loving body builder website my little friends.

8:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

MR.REEVE

U MAD?

8:14 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

I may be a lot of things, but one thing I’m not and never will be, is fucking Australian. I win.

8:15 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

mr.reeve, why are you spending your entire life running a site dedicated to displaying how jelly you are of alpha qualities which you clearly do not possess?

8:15 pm December, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

OMIGOD. Elvis back and he’s bigger and douchier than ever.

8:16 pm December, 1 zyzznutthugger said...

mr. reeve only a god could wear shorts that small and get away with it,

u mirin jo bra

8:17 pm December, 1 CEO10kaDAY said...

come at me soy bomb

the phaggot is strong with this one

8:17 pm December, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

This is truly amazing. But seriously, if I can only be half the man of Zyzz, can I be the top half? And by top half I mean from the neck up. And by neck up I mean the horse head stapled to those god like shoulders.

8:18 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

So if there’s a feel-good story behind it, we should tolerate douches? No way. The mock must go on. Even if a few innocents are hurt, the cause must continue. It’s, like, opposite of the death penalty.

8:18 pm December, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Oh, and which one of you guys is the buck toothed goof clapping in the background? His veneers kick ass over Zyzz’s.
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Zyzz needs to pump the shit out of some calcium.

8:20 pm December, 1 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

You workout guys sure do talk about making love to men a lot. Are you all hiding something boys? Be honest for once.

8:22 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

“Shrimp on the barbie” = “ZZyxzz cock in my mouth”. I finally understand what that phrase means! Noice!

8:22 pm December, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And with all the Zyzz love (and I mean that in a purely heterosexual way), have any of you told him his hair is about 25 years too late?
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Props to the good Baron for spotting this earlier.

8:26 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Anon 8:22, you win. I am done.

8:26 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

Nice thread. Time to hit the delete button, guys.

8:26 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I just spit beer all over my computer. That’s how us jelly beta phaggots do it brah!

8:27 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

Can’t wait ’till this thread hits 300. I think DB1 said it would collapse on itself or something. Ironic, because this douche looks like he was one of the greased-up “warriors” from the homo-erotic tinged movie of the same name.

8:31 pm December, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If you Zyzzafailas loved him as much as you say you do you would:
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a) Tell him to gel his hair, it’s more badass
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b) Stop him from dancing
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c) Punch the manscara off his eyes
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and d) Pull his shorts out of his nutsack (that looks very uncomfortable.

8:32 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

he’s a douche bag because he takes care of the way he looks?

maybe if you beta phaggots on this site GTL’d a bit you’d get laid instead of resorting to hating.

8:33 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

Never said Zzzzxxdfszz was gay. But a lot of these posts make me go “hmmm…” Nothing wrong with it of course. Just embrace it! You’re all gay! Live and let live! Pole smoke and let pole smoke!

8:33 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I think they may have left the building. 3oo is just around the corner. Which makes me laugh because most of these little boys probably worship the movie.

8:37 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I agree Soy, these lovers of Zyyyzzzzxxxzzzzyyy all have homosexual overtones. They keep posting videos of him with his shit off. I wonder why? Weird.

8:37 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

@ HomoEroticus: Voted “no” on prop 8, son. You’re welcome.

8:41 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

@ Reeve: These guys are weird. A dash of manlove for Zzzxdfaszz, a pinch of female hate for the female genitalia, a sprinkle of mad props for staying a virgin…Adds up to a whole lot of head scratchin’.

8:41 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

And a video of a guy blowing a whistle with his shirt? Can it get any gayer?

8:42 pm December, 1 HomoEroticus said...

I can’t believe in this day in age there are still knuckle dragging inbreeds who can’t come up with anything else to say other than “lal u fagget”.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.

Who cares what sort of consensual acts people involve themselves in as long as no one is harmed.
Or you just mad it isn’t your ass that is the one getting pounded?

8:42 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

“female hate for the female genialia” = Redundant. Sorry Oz folks.
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Are we at 300 yet?

8:42 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

jelly neckbeards demonstrate poor understanding of aesthetics

8:42 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

^that was shirt off. Whoops. I was trying to keep them all from exploding.

8:43 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

OH NO IM SO JELLY OF PEOPLE WHO WORK HARD TO GET THEIR BODIES IN ZYZZMODE. I HAVE A BLOG DEDICATED ON BEING >BETA AS FUCK

8:43 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@above, these internet fights should be pay-per-view. Hahahahahahaha….aaah. I am so jelly right now its not even funny.

Go Egyptian Gays (or phaggots?)!

8:48 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Take a look at what you guys do on this site, you pick on the men who have successfully attracted hot women, picking on minuscule details such as hair style.

It starts with one person then everyone else jumps on the bandwagon, essentially serving as a circle jerk of beta males hating on alphas because of their success.

Whoever created this site needs to reconsider his priorities in life, because a community of jealous haters only breeds betas.

Dont hate the player, hate the game.

8:48 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

“Jelly Phaggot Aesthetics” is the name of my alt-folk-country-fusion band. Weird.

8:48 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

I love the regulars. 8:46pm FTW

8:50 pm December, 1 Cockk Loving Aussie said...

Jokes on all of you! We are all gay Aussie porn stars! He is the number 1 star. Leave him alone! He’s gay and thinks his hair is a trend setter.

8:53 pm December, 1 GetDark said...

He looks like the tall aliens from the movie AVATAR.

8:54 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

@ kbm: You do realize it’s possible to get laid and make fun of douchebags, yes? And to not be fat? I assure you, it’s possible. Best of both worlds, really.

8:58 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

Alright, 300 has come and gone with no implosion. I’m outta here to catch a beat to tranny internet porn. FINALLY.

9:04 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

Hey, if I get aids, I’m gonna make lemon-aids out of it brah. That’s the way I roll.
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Apologies to Sarah Silverman.

9:07 pm December, 1 massengill said...

This thread changed my life. I am going to start working out for two years. I am going to give up pizza and Code Red and I will return in the year of our Lord 2012 with ripped abs and huge traps and I will have the cyber police backtrace everyone who posted here and I will send them my pictures because i want the internet to be gay for me!!!!!!!!!

9:09 pm December, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

man I saw the number of comments and was hoping this was going to be something special, the second coming of Samuraï Scrote. I guess not. Sigh, I’m off to make a mirin & jelly sandwich. (mirin is Japanese cooking wine for my uncultured non-regs posting here).

9:09 pm December, 1 soy bomb said...

@massengill: Don’t forget to re-name yourself after a road that’s on the way to Vegas and be a pretty cool guy except for when you’re trolling.

9:09 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Before today I never heard of this guy. I guess there are benefits to living in my parents basement and being completely shut off from the world. Soy Bomb is right, I am learning some awesome new d-bag terms though.

I love Liza Minelli, Cher and Madonna (no homo)!

9:21 pm December, 1 Crucial Head said...

This thread is almost as good as the Samurai Scrote thread. Or the thread we shall never speak of. Too bad it will all vanish like tears in the rain come morning…

9:29 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

C’mon Db1
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Don’t erase their stuff. It’s jelly. The extra traffic numbers will impress the shit outta Stackhouse. Ya neckbeard

9:29 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

New yearly category:
Most retarded anon making painfully imbecilic comments in defense of an obvious douchebag, the irony of which is completely lost on them.
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The nominees:
1. Stackhouse’s Hurley
2. Jacques Doucheteau’s mother
3. Mecha Hineyho’s gaggle of inbred aussie brown nosers
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I mean, I was willing to give ol’ Mullet Short Shorts a not-a-douche if any redeeming qualities made themselves known, but that opportunity has been long squashed. Not if he associates with these pushy, illiterate wombats that can’t tell shit from clay.
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What, u mad now? Maybe it’s because the dingo ate your baby! Hell, if y’alls brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.
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Carry on…

9:30 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Crucial
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What sort of tears are those?

9:31 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

A classic Jacques post @ 9:29. Nice

9:41 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

You better be getting paid overtime, Mod.
Gonna get carpel tunnel RAPIN MY SORRY ASS.

9:46 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Faggot mod just RAPED MY ASS WITH A BROOMSTICK. fucking dumb beta

9:52 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

mod is STICKING A CLAWHAMMER UP MY URETHRA AS I TYPE.

9:54 pm December, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

8:03 pm December, 1
Caesar said…

Do you people even lift?

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Poetry. Absolute, fuccen poetry.

10:02 pm December, 1 Dick Gristle said...

Bert,
lol?
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Seriously?
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Eat fuck you Blackberry crushing monkey.

10:05 pm December, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

My neckbeard brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like
All mirin my neck
Damn right u jelly my neck,
I can teach you,
But I have…no idea what the fuck I’m even talking about. Jesus wept, people! Learn the Queen’s gawdamm English!

10:06 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Baron Von Goolo, boys indeed.

10:07 pm December, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

Just wanted to make sure you anons could hit an underhand pitch.

10:08 pm December, 1 NAHAN said...

/fit/’s just trolling because they don’t really care about Zyzz and figured they could get a rise out of you if you already get upset by just looking at Zyzz. There is no reason to be mad at this man, hes just a guy with big muscles who acts like a clown and yet enjoys his life. He doesn’t effect you, I’m sure he’d be an affable guy if you weren’t a douche to him.

I think you should re-evaluate yourself, figure out what is important to you and what kind of mental space you are coming from that thinks it’s healthy to stir up negative emotions just because somebody who doesn’t affect you looks a certain way.

The community of /fit/, the board that is attacking you, is all about self-improvment. Not only in musculature, they are about self-improvment mentally, physically, emotionally, socially etc. They are about waking up and making changes to your life, fixing the negative things and striving towards your goals with the mentality of one who is going to succeed and surpass all expectations. Not making excuses or hating on others for their successes.

Zyzz was a skinny guy who is now a ripped stripper who acts like a clown but enjoys his life. He is in an indirect way the model of /fit/’s virtues. He has achieved and surpassed his goals, and at the same time he would easily insight hate in many because of his ego and character. Yet to hate on Zyzz is to be a hater for your own security and feeling of superiority in the face of his happiness and personal success, because there is no real reason to hate Zyzz. He does not hurt any of you or us, and us hating him does nothing to his self-image or ego because he is a self sufficient individual who strives only to impress and better himself. This is exactly the reason why to hate him only reveals the irony of that superiority. That Zyzz is happy and secure and merely trying to be who he wants to be, while anyone who hates him is not focusing on bettering themselves and being who they want to be because they are focusing on how others are not our idea of what a person should be and thus wasting time on an unhealthy personality trait.

It’s for this reason that Zyzz just happens to embody the aims of /fit/ to achieve goals, as well as be a constant reminder to be focused on your own life and self-improvment (hence the memes “U MAD U JELLY U MIRIN?” to point out when somebody is fruitlessly wasting their time being negative)

10:12 pm December, 1 Ebaums said...

NAHAN, nice post, fukken saved. But what’s /fit/? I thought we were all here from Ebaums world

10:12 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Would it make Zyzz less douche if he had neckbeard, pale skin and fat body? Yeah, thought so. Go and research the word “douche”. Idiots.

10:14 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

agree with Nahan ^^^

10:16 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

So many jealous haters in here

10:16 pm December, 1 anonanonnonoin said...

> mr.reeve “:most of these little boys probably worship the movies (300)”

of course you only enjoy mature films for mature individuals like yourself

have a little fun man

10:18 pm December, 1 glossmypubis said...

If he were fat(or skinny), ugly, and alone with no plans of bettering himself or living a more healthy lifestyle he would not be a douche at all.

10:20 pm December, 1 ALLUCANEATRIBS said...

@ebaums jelly neckbeard beta phags attempting to soil zyzz’s good name draws attention from many corners of the interwebs.

10:21 pm December, 1 justfoundthissite said...

Ooooh, guys who screw hot chicks make me so mad.

Cool site guys.

10:21 pm December, 1 notevenmadbrah said...

>implying even a majority of the zyzz defense force is aussie
>implying you not jelly and mirin
>implying!!!

10:36 pm December, 1 brojelly said...

U ALLL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD ! Viva la ZYZZ

10:39 pm December, 1 Sir David Douchenborough said...

So a pileated woodpecker, Liza Minelli, and Golgothan walk into a genetics lab…. somebody finish this joke

and the doctor says, u splicin’ and transformin’ brah? Come at me bro with your plasmids! I’m mirin that franksenspecimen I made from ya. He no jelly bro! He like hanging around in a gay club cuz that is what girls like bro!

(Seriously, this is getting way to easy finding ridiculous pictures of him).

without a solid game plan we have nothing

Indeed, that is a challenge Nancy. Australia is unique land of paradoxes: It will flatly reject the commercialization of douchebaggery as evidenced by the failing Ed Hardy brand to make it into market, yet on the the other hand, it provides a perfect safety niche for the likes of Zyzz, who straddle (no pun intended) the line between overcompensating aesthetics and experimental homoeroticism. It is no wonder that the surfer/ beach life, which largely centered around the love for the waves and resulted as a by product a natural beauty amongst its practitioners has now been co -opted by so many roided douches who strut their shriveled wares while sporting the latest male tighty swimwear from Aussie Bum.

I say outlawing tiny red shorts for any guy over 6 feet is a good start.
Indeed it would be. The seventies are long gone, and wearing such silly garments like Zyzz does only raises the question when exactly did he starting trying to hide his cameltoe.

10:52 pm December, 1 lolYoufukkinguys said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRbDSwZIME&feature=related

11:22 pm December, 1 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I do not forgive you for submitting to these terrible images. On the positive side, I know who started the aesthetics.

11:48 pm December, 1 Anon said...

U FAKIN JOOOCY

11:54 pm December, 1 broseidon said...

y u mad tho?

12:13 am December, 2 Anon1146 said...

FBI would classify this as a second level hate group.
You’ve got your own mottoes and slogans for disparaging a group of individuals for no real reason of hate, it’s not like they killed your mom. Oh bad hair, and stupid shorts, bettered alert the klan! Next thing you know you guys are selling narcotics to support your servers, and glorifying violence against guys you deem as douches.

It doesn’t seem that different if the domain name was “hotchickswithsandnigers.com” You’re a cozy little hate group, it’s cute.

Let’s not even get into your sexually attitude.

That’s all…
>I’ve got a workout to continue.

12:19 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

Zyzz ! mrin brah!

12:19 am December, 2 Game Translation said...

Because of numerous cultural elements that a specific to a place or territory, a video game which is considered absolutely problem-free in one place can be criticized as the devil incarnate somewhere else. This is a good reason to thin that localization – contrary to translation- is necessary for video games.

That said, these facts raise an important questions: when does localization go so far that it becomes censorship? Should gamers accept this?

Let’s take a recent example, I’ll use the newest installment in the Yakuza series. Yakuza 3 – an imported Japanese PlayStation game – was recently released in the US. Almost immediately, it came under fire for the huge cuts it suffered at the hands of Western localizers. Apparently, a significant chunk of the cut scenes, minigames, and events were removed from the US release, deemed “inappropriate” for American audiences.

This gets me wondering: how much of the cut content was actually “inappropriate for American audiences” as in “cultural differences would prevent full understanding and therefore only serve to confuse the player and impede their progress”, as opposed to “Americans are generally far more religious and uptight than Japanese people, so we can’t show them this kind of nudity and/or violence”? I assume that someone purchasing the third installment in a game series would normally have a pretty good idea as to what kind of content they were getting into, especially with a series such as Yakuza, which is relatively well-known. The games even receive ratings similar to films, giving the consumer an even better idea of what the game in question contains.

Most of gamers are reasonable adults who just want to enjoy the game as it is, instead of playing an edited, censored version of it. So please, developers, think of gamers first when you are localizing your games.

Video game localization is not censorship and should be adapted to players in a certain territory.

http://www.videogamelocalization.net
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12:38 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

Given the 10-11 Monthly winners, I think we have our wildcard this year.
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Stackhouse, ya better look over your swole shoulder! That’s Fred Gwynne’s grandson who’s comin’ down that damn road…..

12:38 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

Sweet – 300 is mine! (At least until the troll posts are removed…..)

12:57 am December, 2 zyzz said...

U MAD? COME AT ME BRO

12:59 am December, 2 Jessica said...

Omg I totally recoiled in horror at the site of this thing. Wtf my vagina will never forgive you.

1:41 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

A site dedicated to hate on people who get with good looking women. It’s hard to see why people think you are jealous mad virgins, isn’t it?

2:05 am December, 2 Video Game Localization said...

Hey everybody, I’m Anthony from Japan I’m fond of English studies and Languages. I work for a game translation company. I enjoy spending time here

[url=http://www.videogamelocalization.net]Video Game Localization[/url]

2:29 am December, 2 zyzzbrah said...

haha funniest site
you guys are such bitter virgins

the girls – you have a confidence problem and think you are ugly. too ugly to get guys like zyzz. and the other “douches”. the truth is .. the girls look at the above pic and crave the guy.

the guys of the site – you are all bitter virgins so over frustrated its not even funny.

listen to the way you guys write, trying to sound all intellectual it comes across as some shakespear wonna be douches

go out and get laid, then give me a response when i ask you on your views on the life of some guy who posts on the net

2:46 am December, 2 Guid is Good said...

Hi Anthony from Japan. HTML fail.

4:05 am December, 2 ZYZZ LOVER said...

ALL YOU PHAGGOTS THAT HATE ZYZZ ARE JUST JELLY! GO GET SOME PUSS AND STOP HATING ON A REAL ALPHA FUCKING MALE!!! COME AT ZYZZ BRO! U MIRIN?

4:11 am December, 2 unimisc said...

you have insulted the god we will be coming at you brahs

4:16 am December, 2 Cockk Loving Aussie said...

Mirin and phaggotts!!! Kunts! What?

4:17 am December, 2 Cockk Loving Aussie said...

Cum at me brah or cum on me brah!

4:18 am December, 2 Y U MAD THO said...

LOOOOOOOL THIS WEBSITE IS FULL OF BETA WHITE KNIGHTS. LONG LIVE THE KING

4:36 am December, 2 Bahaha said...

Whats funny is the guy who made this site is probably someone who didn’t have the balls to even try and better himself or his appearance and probably still lives with his parents. I find it hilarious people waste time hating while Zyzz is probably inside of a bitch right now just mumbling “Haters gonna hate” to himself while the lucky bitch is reaching an orgasm.

P.S Mirin’ hottie here and Zyzz is amazinggg! xoxo

4:46 am December, 2 Stackhouse said...

GET SOME AUSFAGS

4:54 am December, 2 OnaSiteFilledWithFriendlessVirgina said...

you guys are hating on him becuase he works out and is well groomed?

lol weird subject matter for a hate site.

as its been said before, you’re all clearly extremely jealous. the only arguement you have to fall back on is intelligence: ‘if only conditioner were brains’ etc..

muscles does not mean no brains lol you idiots. if you knew anything about zyzz you’d know he was/is very smart. he was a nerdy kid with good grades, and is currently at studying university (college for you yanks).

all he did was, ontop of his smarts, inprove his physique, looks, confidence and social skills.

now hes a fun loving popular dude.

you guys seriously need to evaluate yourselves and understand why you’re such viscious haters.

4:57 am December, 2 zyzz shits on OP said...

Hahaha. OP is jealous that zyzz gets hot chicks, has a good body, and still can have trolling all the time.

jelly virgin fags in here

5:31 am December, 2 Dr. Dooshaklein said...

Nicely toned yes, but what he lacks is modern style and a damn clue. I didn’t go to med school to help give birth to something this awful. Looks like Kramer on a case of redbull….

6:43 am December, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Sir David, I was mirin your post from last night. Troll Christmas seems to have come early this year and I feel bad because I didn’t get you anything. If you’re under 6ft will you accept a late gift of tiny red shorts and strawberry jelly? Tis the season to be mirin.

P.S. I am (no homo).

7:33 am December, 2 Y U MAD THOUGH? said...

Implying you wouldn’t all jump on Zyzz’s penor if given the chance to. Beaches and shores.

7:39 am December, 2 Deltus said...

Wow. You don’t take a look at HCwDB for 12 hours, and look at what you miss.
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I’ve picked up some great douche-mocking vocab. Inasmuch as Stacky gave us “GET SOME”, these people gave us “jelly” and “mirin”. Christmas came early this year!

7:48 am December, 2 come at me bro said...

This entire site is on dat dere phaggy time.

How about instead of sitting in your basement and hating on attractive, succesful people you actually go, take a shower, lose some weight and do something with yourselves?

Lettuce be reality, the only reason you post here is because you’re jelly as fuck.

7:49 am December, 2 asd said...

This website is what’s wrong with the world. Laughing at someone who has worked hard for years to achieve something impressive to boost one’s self esteem is just sad.

You people are evil

7:52 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

zyzz is fuarking juicy

7:55 am December, 2 anon said...

All hail king Zyzz, you gelatinous bastards.

7:59 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now all of you Zyxzzyzxzyyzyz or whatever the fucck this asshole goes by repeat after me:

I am so far king we todd ed

Go up to everyone you know and say this. They’ll understand, trust me.

8:01 am December, 2 M00t_admin said...

B wahaha. this is causing a minor sh1t storm with the basement dwelling neckbeards of 4chan
http://boards.4chan.org/fit/res/5338477#5342859

8:04 am December, 2 HATERSGONNAHATE said...

You jelly guys? LONG LIVE THE KING

8:12 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Zyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… Snort! Huh? Wha? You guys still here? F*ck, it’s like passing out at a frat party while the cokeheads just go on and on and on. Don’t you have some curls or crunches to do? I gotta go pound some Smuckers.

8:16 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

How about you almighty residents of HCwDB post a few pictures of yourselves? Surely you must be the poster men and women of our modern society since you can afford to bash and label people you have never even met. Nothing to hide, right?

People like you truly sicken me. Take off your shirt and go have a look in the mirror. Satisfied with what you see? Thought so.

PS. You wouldn’t be posting here if you weren’t an insecure loser.

8:18 am December, 2 fitizen said...

look’s like zyzz lost some mass, juice wearing off I guess. and lose that haircut, please.

8:22 am December, 2 Dr.Mirin' said...

You are all so very jelly.

8:23 am December, 2 Jelly jelson said...

brah you mirin? you jelly? you mad brah?

8:24 am December, 2 Jelly said...

COME AT ME BRAH

8:25 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

That would be King ZYZZ.

8:26 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

you mirin bras? you mirin that hes stylin on you?

8:29 am December, 2 zyzz said...

OP is jelly

come at zyyz brah u mad? u mirin.

fuark hes sezxy

8:30 am December, 2 zyzz said...

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zyzz, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

8:30 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

cant see any hot chick in OPs post

8:30 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Anon 8:16
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Actually I think it’s the reverse. You wouldn’t be crushing it at the gym with all the fury of a lemur in rut if you were at all secure in your own self image. I look in the mirror and love what I see. You look in the mirror and see something that’s just…not…quite…right. But don’t worry bra, I don’t hate you. You and the rest of Zyzz’s harem have more than enough self loathing to go around.
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And as far as photos go, you’re the one making claims of physical superiority. Please post some links so we can all admire the results of your self loathing obsession.

8:30 am December, 2 izzy said...

you can just smell the jellyness here. u mad faggots?? you guys seem to need a mirin session: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DVThIzgSnU

8:32 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

errybody here jelly of kind zyzz

8:35 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

oh shit

v-tech just kicked in

8:35 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@”Zyzz” 8:30
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Don’t care that you hate us. Don’t care and am not surprised that you think you’re perfect. Don’t care and doubt that you were captain of anything, or starter on anything. Good on you for getting a blowjob. Keep shambling around in the cage you’ve made for yourself, flinging you poo in the air and thumping your shaved chest shouting “I’m imporant goddamn it! I matter! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to meeeeee! WAAAAAAAAGHHGH!”
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Tick tock tick tock tick tock….

8:36 am December, 2 Broton said...

That girl in the picture is a 6/10… zyzz just trolled her.
this site is full of faggots like Mr. Scrotato Head- Hes the guy who gets beaten up in school, hes the guy who dances alone at parties, hes the guy who doesnt have any friends. Zyzz is the exact opposite of him. He has the god of a body, he gets chicks errywhere, he has perfect face genetics (no homo)

8:39 am December, 2 fitizen said...

@scrotato head
not everybody who works out loathes theirselves. is this some kind of excuse to not work out? sure, it’s your call but don’t generalize people like that. and this website is “jelly” at it’s purest form.

8:41 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

/fit/’s just trolling because they don’t really care about Zyzz and figured they could get a rise out of you if you already get upset by just looking at Zyzz. There is no reason to be mad at this man, hes just a guy with big muscles who acts like a clown and yet enjoys his life. He doesn’t effect you, I’m sure he’d be an affable guy if you weren’t a douche to him.

I think you should re-evaluate yourself, figure out what is important to you and what kind of mental space you are coming from that thinks it’s healthy to stir up negative emotions just because somebody who doesn’t affect you looks a certain way.

The community of /fit/, the board that is attacking you, is all about self-improvment. Not only in musculature, they are about self-improvment mentally, physically, emotionally, socially etc. They are about waking up and making changes to your life, fixing the negative things and striving towards your goals with the mentality of one who is going to succeed and surpass all expectations. Not making excuses or hating on others for their successes.

Zyzz was a skinny guy who is now a ripped stripper who acts like a clown but enjoys his life. He is in an indirect way the model of /fit/’s virtues. He has achieved and surpassed his goals, and at the same time he would easily insight hate in many because of his ego and character. Yet to hate on Zyzz is to be a hater for your own security and feeling of superiority in the face of his happiness and personal success, because there is no real reason to hate Zyzz. He does not hurt any of you or us, and us hating him does nothing to his self-image or ego because he is a self sufficient individual who strives only to impress and better himself. This is exactly the reason why to hate him only reveals the irony of that superiority. That Zyzz is happy and secure and merely trying to be who he wants to be, while anyone who hates him is not focusing on bettering themselves and being who they want to be because they are focusing on how others are not our idea of what a person should be and thus wasting time on an unhealthy personality trait.

It’s for this reason that Zyzz just happens to embody the aims of /fit/ to achieve goals, as well as be a constant reminder to be focused on your own life and self-improvment (hence the memes “U MAD U JELLY U MIRIN?” to point out when somebody is fruitlessly wasting their time being negative)

8:43 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

Amen.

8:49 am December, 2 Z Y ZZ said...

DUDE UR SO JELLY, ITS ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

8:49 am December, 2 Jacques Doucheteau's Mother said...

Wow even I think Zyzzax is tres gay. I caught him in bed with my retarded son

8:50 am December, 2 kneejerk said...

I’ve lost what respect I had for /fit/ with this sad raid

8:50 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Fitizen 8:39
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If you idolize Zyzz, if working out and getting ripped is what primarily defines your self image, then yeah, I was talking about you.
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If you work out because you enjoy it and it’s part of your life but not your entire life, and you don’t idolize another dude because he went from being a skinny guy to a ripped guy and that’s the only way he could get pussy so you think that’s how you can get pussy, then I wasn’t talking about you. It’s not me that puts you in the harem; you make that choice.

8:52 am December, 2 jellybrah said...

It’s funny how the people on this site classify everyone as douche bags who are just simply better looking than themselves, and feel the need to try and make themselves feel better by mudslinging and proclaiming “Well these guys are idiots, at least I am smart”. Some people work out just to keep themselves fit and healthy, to lead a great life when they’re older, if in the mean time they want to flaunt what they have put hours and hours of work into, then so be it, I mean you seemingly try and flaunt your “intelligence” on this website, where is the difference? Apart from 1 is getting the girls that you wish you were.

Working out takes time, dedication and a lot of effort, more than what you’d ever realise, it’s easy to sit behind your PC all day, slating people and browsing the internet. I challenge anyone of you to go to a gym, 3 or 4 times a week for at least a year, you won’t get big I promise, but just go and see how much effort these things take before you stew behind your monitor, hating people who work their ass off day after day to achieve what they want to. Everyone has a goal in life, and if theirs is to get a great body then who are you to judge?

The guy in the pic is awesome, he’s funny and doesn’t take himself seriously, if you bothered to even talk to him you’d know that, yeah he’s a poser but why would that take away from someone who is as funny as he is? If you took the time to not judge everyone solely on looks an band them all together as “Douche bags” you wouldn’t look so pathetic getting irritated over guys who work to get the girls every guy wants.

Oh P.s. U jelly

8:57 am December, 2 aziz said...

u mirin??????

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9:02 am December, 2 sojelly said...

UGLY FAGGOTS HATING ON KING ZYZZ

ORIGINAL AS FUCK

9:04 am December, 2 acka lacka boom boom said...

he jelly, we jelly, errbody jelly

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9:08 am December, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. Biggs 11:39
You’re right, that made me lock myself in the playpen and flog myself with a switch dipped in hot motor oil all night. Felt great, but I’m still ashamed.
@ Dicy 11:52
Well, thanks, I think. But I mostly just pick my nose the whole time, does that still count?
@ Mr. White 12:07
Mr. B. is cleaning out the Murder Room portion of the Playpen as I type. There’s plenty of room at the inn and I have those giant Hulk punch-fist gloves if you like.
@ Nancy D 7:26–If you have not seen “Red” yet, DO IT. I never thought I would have lust for a seventy year old woman. But I do now. Daaaaaamn you, Helen Mirren!!!!!
@ Anon 8:16–Put you money where your mouth is, then, fruitcake. And get a marker and a piece of paper, write this on it: “Medusa told me to” and hold it while you take the pic of yourself so that we know it’s you. You go on and post a pic, I’ll go ahead and follow. Why yes, I AM rather satisfied with what I see when I take off my shirt and look in the mirror, thanks for asking. Chickenshit big talker.
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And as for the guy in this pic, you have ruined my breakfast and I demand recompense, you troglodyte. The only jelly at this table was slathered on the English muffin I am no longer able to eat on account of my uncontrollable gagging at thew sight of your freakish visage.

9:10 am December, 2 nigger said...

lol you guys are jelly as fuck

9:11 am December, 2 Zeus said...

“I just upspittled half a spoonful of Corn Pops.”

From that sentence alone I detected that the writer of this article is mad as hell and jelly as fuck.

HURR I HATE GUYS THAT ARE MORE ATRACTIVE THAN ME OR SUPERIOR TO ME IN ANY OTHER WAY

You’re like the 12 year old kids hating on Justin Bieber. Grow the fuck up.

9:13 am December, 2 massengill said...

Bunch of fat/skinny neckbeard nerds from 4chan came here to call everyone at HCwDB a skinny/fat neckbeard nerd.
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I have a question for /fit/? When zyzz wears such short shorts, can you all still swing from his nutsack? Do you have to take turns? Do you get a number like at the deli counter so you can hang onto his sausage like a bunch of man-crushing sycophants?
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You have one thing right, this website is the most serious business on all teh internets. We take what we do very seriously here, just as serious as you take your softcore gay porn /fit/ forum while you drink Mtn Dew and fap to guy’s abs.
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So zyzz is your hero since he used to be a skinny nerd and you are a skinny/fat nerd who someday dreams of feeling natural sunlight and trolling IRL instead of just on the internet. Those are bold aspirations, my friends. I believe in you. And I bet zyzz believes in you, too. If you take steroids and run on a treadmill 8 hours a day, you might develop the lung capacity to suck a fart out of zyzz’s tight buttocks and finally die happy (gay is another word for happy, fyi).
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Also if you say zyzz is super confident and doesn’t care about what other people say why are you defending him like you’re all his boyfriend?

9:16 am December, 2 tinytruecrypt said...

u mad bro?^^^

9:16 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Scrotato
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I’m your friend, aren’t I?
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Until someone, ANYONE of these smegma-slinging koala diddlers makes an intelligent and insightful comment you will find me at my $100,000/yr job adjusting the antique pewter picture frame containing the picture of my smokin’ hot wife who just recently blew away the MENSA exam. Between the two of use we have 5 different advanced degrees in the natural sciences and choose to teach at the college level. So continue to bring the jelly (I hate that shit but my wife loves it), I’ll break out the bread for the toast. You can even bring Mirin if you want to.

9:23 am December, 2 u merlin? said...

I guess ugly people cope with being ugly by rationalizing that all attractive people must be douches.

Stay pathetic, uggos.

9:23 am December, 2 jellybrah said...

@massengill

Funny how you even have the balls to talk when you have a mug shot up of yourself when everyone can see you’re just a jelly ugly fuck, no amount of words that come out of your ass will disprove it.

9:25 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

/fit/’s just trolling because they don’t really care about Zyzz and figured they could get a rise out of you if you already get upset by just looking at Zyzz. There is no reason to be mad at this man, hes just a guy with big muscles who acts like a clown and yet enjoys his life. He doesn’t effect you, I’m sure he’d be an affable guy if you weren’t a douche to him.

I think you should re-evaluate yourself, figure out what is important to you and what kind of mental space you are coming from that thinks it’s healthy to stir up negative emotions just because somebody who doesn’t affect you looks a certain way

The community of /fit/, the board that is attacking you, is all about self-improvment. Not only in musculature, they are about self-improvment mentally, physically, emotionally, socially etc. They are about waking up and making changes to your life, fixing the negative things and striving towards your goals with the mentality of one who is going to succeed and surpass all expectations. Not making excuses or hating on others for their successes.

Zyzz was a skinny guy who is now a ripped stripper who acts like a clown but enjoys his life. He is in an indirect way the model of /fit/’s virtues. He has achieved and surpassed his goals, and at the same time he would easily insight hate in many because of his ego and character. Yet to hate on Zyzz is to be a hater for your own security and feeling of superiority in the face of his happiness and personal success, because there is no real reason to hate Zyzz. He does not hurt any of you or us, and us hating him does nothing to his self-image or ego because he is a self sufficient individual who strives only to impress and better himself. This is exactly the reason why to hate him only reveals the irony of that superiority. That Zyzz is happy and secure and merely trying to be who he wants to be, while anyone who hates him is not focusing on bettering themselves and being who they want to be because they are focusing on how others are not our idea of what a person should be and thus wasting time on an unhealthy personality trait.

It’s for this reason that Zyzz just happens to embody the aims of /fit/ to achieve goals, as well as be a constant reminder to be focused on your own life and self-improvment (hence the memes “U MAD U JELLY U MIRIN?” to point out when somebody is fruitlessly wasting their time being negative)

9:28 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oh, who am I kidding. I’m a 47 year old virgin that has greasy hair, really thick glasses and a pronounced overbite. I can’t talk to anyone because I send food everywhere when I open my mouth. Hell, I even have to put together 5 straws just so I can drink my Diet Coke. My keyboard is covered in Cheetos dust and semen because I spend all day jerking off to pictures of Zyzznambla and his Greek God-like body. I do like jelly. How did you know? Unfortunately I have to throw all my food into the air so it can make it near my mouth. I have several slices of jellied bread stuck to my ceiling right now because the basement has a lower ceiling than the room above our garage. I wish I didn’t weigh 457 lbs but I grew so fat that I got stuck in my chair. My mom had to cut a hole in the bottom of it so I can go #2. On top of it, I’m agoraphobic so I don’t mind meeting people only on the computer. I’m so fat I make Jared look like one of those Ethiopian kids. I can’t wear any normal clothes so my Mom sewed together two Snuggies (one is cammo and the other is blue) so I can stay warm. Yeah, my life is really a downer. Can ANYONE out there offer me some tips on how to get fit and have some self-confidence? Remember that I’m stuck in a chair so if yu suggest lifting anything that weighs more than a six-pack of Diet Coke, I’m screwed.

9:35 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

@Dr. Bunsen
>Implying the MENSA exam means anything.

Seriously, I know enough people in MENSA that it has become meaningless.

9:38 am December, 2 massengill said...

@ jellybrah
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LOL, I don’t even even have to see you to know that, relative to me, you look like the contents of a can of Alpo.
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Take some trolling lessons or be an hero, you suck at trolling.

9:41 am December, 2 WOW said...

Holy shit 9:25 am December, 2 Anonymous

YOU ARE MAD

9:46 am December, 2 Aesthetix said...

U mirin’? Jelly of Zyzz, bro?

ITT: U mad because Zyzz styles all over all of you who are hating on him.

9:49 am December, 2 /fit/ said...

One day i will trade my man-boobs for the chiseled-chest of zyzz. Until then, WOW GUILD PWNS

9:51 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Click…squeeek

[Opens door, pokes head into thread].

Yup, they’re still in here.

[Shakes head, slowly closes door and moves on]

9:53 am December, 2 cats said...

F00k this sh1t. POST SOME FACKING CATS!!
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10:01 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

zyzz is the biggest fuckin faggot of all time. not mirin

10:18 am December, 2 jellybrah said...

@massengill

Sure brah, enjoy being a jelly skinny faggot with nothing going for you, semi long greasy hair, neckbeard and an oversized nose. I sure am jelly of your amazing good looks.

Go back to /b/ you pathetic faggot, be around your fellow lonely virgins.

10:23 am December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ anon 9:35
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I know MENSA doesn’t mean shit but that’s not like most of the Jelly mirin queerins here would know that. Oh well.

10:29 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

Only another 10,000 posts or so to get to Samurai Scrote proportions…..

10:37 am December, 2 Jello said...

That guy is fokkin joocy! But who’s dat ugly chick?

10:52 am December, 2 massengill said...

@ jellybrah
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So you came here to tell us we are garbage for making fun of people’s pictures and you are doing the same thing. So meta. slow clap
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I don’t really care what some troglodyte from the internet has to say about my picture. Especially an old picture of me (I’m fat and bald now).
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I hope someday you can afford to take a trip to Australia so you can wrap your mouth around zyzz’s cock IRL. If you will it, it is no dream. Keep eating those bags of dicks and someday you’ll make it.
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I’d give you a hug, but you’d probably get a boner and make it awkward. Here’s this instead: http://tinyurl.com/2b8sru9

11:04 am December, 2 U still mad said...

@massengill
ahahahaha

this guy tryin to sound smart. You so mad

11:14 am December, 2 massengill said...

@ U still mad
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Sorry that when someone uses a three-syllable word you think they are “trying to sound smart.” You must be colossally stupid. Kill yourself and any spawn you may have created (LOL, as if male virgin birth is possible) and any siblings you might have. Do your part to make the world a better place!

11:16 am December, 2 Babolimp said...

@massengill

I live with Aziz. Get his dick in my mouth everyday. (no homo)
His member tastes like a mixture of ambrosia and honey nectar.

U JELLY I SUCK DICK AND YET I’M STILL STRAIGHTER THAN YOU???
U MAD BRAH???
COME ON ME BRAH

11:17 am December, 2 anon1146 said...

massengill-
People are calling you grandiloquent? What nonsense.

11:19 am December, 2 JELLYASFUCK said...

Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said…

I’d wager that the saying on his right pec is from an ancient language which loosely translates, “I’m Biological Waste.”

HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING JELLY, HE’S BIOLOGICAL PERFECTION YOU JELLY/MAD CUNT.

JELLY EVERYWHERE

U ALL MAD, ZYZZ IS STYLIN’ ON YOU ALL

11:19 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

massengill,

I would like to engage in none homosexual sexual intercourse with you. If you’re interested, please contact me at umadbrah@jellyfaggot.jelly. I look forward to fucking you. (no homo)

11:19 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

what a beautiful man

11:20 am December, 2 zyzz said...

lol ure all a bunch of beta faggets

u jelly that im gettin laid more times than you can jackk off in your basement?

come at me bro

11:21 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

massengill,
I’m sorry. That was too blunt. Would you like to meet up for some toast and jelly? Perhaps a cup of hot mirin’? I’m very interested in chatting with you. (slightly homo)

11:22 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

massengill,
Please respond to me. Don’t abandon me like my parents did. Oh god. I miss them so much.

11:22 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

i heard he’s a virgin. confirm/deny?

11:23 am December, 2 Trucrypt said...

TINY,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. STOP TRYING TO DRAG ANOTHER PERSON INTO YOUR SHITHOLE LIFE. JUST ACCEPT MEDIOCRITY LIKE I HAVE.

11:24 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

massengill and world,
I can’t take it anymore. I’m so alone. Mommy, daddy, don’t worry. Alex is coming home!

11:25 am December, 2 GokuBlade said...

U mad that Zyzz is the greatest person ever to inspire other people workout?

Zyzz is awesome! End of story

11:25 am December, 2 Trucrypt said...

TINY YOU DIRTY CUNT! I ALREADY FAKE AN HERO’D ON THANKSGIVING. STOP TROLLING.

11:26 am December, 2 so merlin said...

I heard massengill is totally not insecure. He has a profile on a site to talk about other men and everything. leave him alone guys

11:26 am December, 2 jellybrah said...

@massengill

if I were gay I could certainly do better than you, soz brah.

U still jelly.

11:28 am December, 2 Humphrey Bagart said...

what up with all these aussie fags professing theyre man love for this uber-douche? fuckin queers,go back to your gay weight lifting site and talk about shaving ur balls and guzzling man goo! U cock goblers are jelly of HCwDB!!

11:28 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

400?

11:28 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

@jellybrah
massengill is mine. Stay away from him. You can’t still him like you stole my ex wife. Please. I’m begging you.

11:31 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

@Wheezer,

What breed are you? I’m a pan troglodyte (chimpanzee). I love talking to other species on the world wide web.

11:31 am December, 2 zyzzbrah said...

mfw this site is full of jelly betafags who hate on successful alphas and wonder why they suffer so much

11:31 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

@Wheezer,

Don’t respond. I see how it is. You canines are all the same. You’re all wolves at heart.

11:35 am December, 2 Tinytrip said...

@Wheezer, massengill,

Wheezer you ignorant dog, and massengill (I assume you’re a smelly bluegill or some other kind of fish cunt), I hope you know that I, as a Hominida Hominini, am superior to you in every way. U JELLY OF MY THUMBS BRAHS???

11:36 am December, 2 massengill said...

Sorry guys, I am done playing. If I post too much you will mos def backtrace me and I don’t want that to happen. As for me, I will be having a million pizzas delivered to inside zyzz’s asshole, where you all live.
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God bless you folks!

11:38 am December, 2 Concerned Father said...

@massengill,

YOU DUN GOOFED. WE DUN CALLED DAH CYBER PO-LICE ON YOU. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

11:38 am December, 2 so merlin said...

someone dox massengill now

11:39 am December, 2 so meridian said...

I think we need to assemble the LOIC’s and burn this place to the ground. I love the smell of overheated server’s in the morning. Smell’s like…jelly.

11:44 am December, 2 so meridian said...

anyone got a link for the original longcat loic? da new shit be filled with mad viruses.

11:47 am December, 2 Germ said...

Strong lack of reality in this thread.

All you haters are just jealous that you don’t have the dedication to achieve something great. You want to be with that girl, but she doesn’t want to be with a basement dwelling fat neck-beard like yourself. You wouldn’t know what to do with it if you had it, you would just pray. And she’d show you how, but she’d hate it. She’d despise you and your inability to act for yourself. You are unable to get out of the pit you have dug for yourself. You mind is child-like, seeking instant gratification and unable to wait. You all suck cocks

11:47 am December, 2 Mreg said...

check ED

11:53 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

“You mind is child-like, seeking instant gratification and unable to wait.”
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Isn’t that the basis for the whole “getting laid defines us” mentality? Just askin’…..

11:59 am December, 2 anon1146 said...

Wheezer, I believe the comment was saying that you wouldn’t have the fortitude to hold to a strict eating lifestyle and weight lifting program., but instead seek instant gratification by sitting around watching television, and eating way too much, but as a social creature, getting laid does define us.

Not completely, but it’s a rather large focus, isn’t it?

Ahh, America.

12:17 pm December, 2 LOLJELLY said...

yalllll jelllllyyyyy

12:30 pm December, 2 jellybrah said...

massengill changed his pic because someone slated his mug, like he does to everyone else on this site.

Beta as fuck

12:41 pm December, 2 massengill said...

Sorry guys, I just wanted a taste of zyzz’s cock. I’m so jelly its not even funny.
also, @ tinytrip
I would never touch a guy under 5’10″

12:44 pm December, 2 jabbathebagger said...

Asstongue Kootcher

12:47 pm December, 2 jabbathebagger said...

No, wait. It’s Derek Poolander.

2:00 pm December, 2 massengill said...

No, I changed my pic because I don’t want you nerds using facial recognition software to find out who I am and send party subs to my house.
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Again, it was nice to meet you and I hope we can be good internet friends.

2:01 pm December, 2 massengill said...

i bet one of you has already built a gui interface in Visual Basic

2:49 pm December, 2 Dr. Richard Goesinyou said...

What the fuck? Nice shorts fag.

3:17 pm December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DRG^
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Holy Hell. 420 threads of shit and you sum up the whole thing in six syllables.
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LOLICPTRZ!
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You are a god.

3:18 pm December, 2 tdships said...

Epic thread. Arthur Kade, meet your Ozzie doppelganger

3:21 pm December, 2 the douche whisperer said...

ho. ly. shit.
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this is what happens when i’m gone at work.
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what happened, australia? i’ve only met great aussies in my travels…
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jambi here obviously found other work after the playhouse.
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and the mind-numbing legions of douchebags with unsupervised access to the interwebs show me i have yet to make a dent in my profession.

i train hotts, i rehabilitate douches.
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i am the douche whisperer.

3:21 pm December, 2 lawl said...

hahahaha u mirin him
u are JELLY

3:58 pm December, 2 Southern Scrotic said...

‘Roid Rage. Just say no next time, will ya mate?

4:15 pm December, 2 Scrotelaw said...

It kinda looks like something Rod Stewart gave birth to after an enema

4:56 pm December, 2 King Dong said...

“Attack of the Intellectual Midgets” starring a bunch of ‘roided out closet fuckwads playing at a cinema near you

5:07 pm December, 2 Mark said...

Faggot probably yells his own name when he cums!

6:25 pm December, 2 Stephanie said...

Not jealous,it’s called mocking,look it up kids.

7:35 pm December, 2 Steve L. said...

i didn’t know that Mecha Hineyho’s pooper is capable of pooping out this thread.
Mecha Hineyho has a bright future in manufacturing biosolids, he does.

8:07 pm December, 2 Tribal404 (T.O.R lejgion) said...

this site must lyke loseing becus this site failed hehe u got fucking Blitzkriegd if u kno wat thet is..Blitzkrieg blitzkrieg!, we are united and u just got hit by lightning hang ur heds for shame u fucking loser fucking bitches no matter how many medals u get ur still the retards in the special olympics, now go take a fucking shit then fucking hang urself or jump off a building and fall into a coma it will be fun u will enjoy it, dont forget to leave a message for ur parents hehe

10:40 pm December, 2 Wheezer said...

So this is it? I guess the power of Samurai Scrote protected his champion thread status.

12:15 am December, 3 DarkSock said...

I peed in a can of Spam once.

1:19 am December, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Samurai Scrote can contaminate a piss ocean by pissing in it.

7:53 pm December, 5 douche ex machina said...

Perhaps , many of you can bench 400lbs and pay people to draw intelligible and meaningless designs on your body. Some of you may even be able to pull a hot girl from time to time. But what saddens me the most is that many of you are unable to write something correctly in your native language even with the benefits of built in spell checkers and online dictionaries. I am more offended by your raping of the English language than your pathetic attempts to cover up your lack of intellect by focusing on your bodies. I guess what I am trying to convey is that anyone that types in all capital letters and uses words like “jelly” are not only douche bags, but complete fucking morons. It is shame that a pigeon can manipulate a keyboard better than you dumb boxes of pig shit.

10:35 am December, 6 Mark said...

How “Alpha” is Zyzz and his crew if they need to take steroids because their balls don’t produce enough testosterone to make them look like they want? Bunch of fags with tiny balls who are trying to be bad boys.

2:42 am December, 8 duke said...

mirin jobra?

3:00 pm December, 12 Game Marketing said...

Due to numerous reasons that are tied to a certain place, a video game which is considered perfectly acceptable in one place could be rejected somewhere else. This is one of the reasons why localization – unlike translation- is necessary for video games.

That said, one seemingly simple yet relatively deep and complicated question has always bothered me: when does the “localization” of content stop being “localization” and turn into full-on “censorship”? And to what degree should this sort of censorship be tolerated?

Let’s take a recent example, I’ll use the newest installment in the Yakuza series. Yakuza 3 – an imported Japanese PlayStation game – was recently released in the US. The game was heavily criticized by gamers who suspect the localizerd edited or removed significant game elements.

This gets me wondering: how much of the cut content was actually “inappropriate for American audiences” as in “cultural differences would prevent full understanding and therefore only serve to confuse the player and impede their progress”, as opposed to “Americans are generally far more religious and uptight than Japanese people, so we can’t show them this kind of nudity and/or violence”? It was certainly a disappointment for gamers who expected to have the same game as the Japanese one after reading reviews and news in video game magazines or forums.

Regardless as to what country this game is purchased in, by default (due to content) the player will generally be an adult – or at least old enough to understand that the game may contain some “naughty bits”. Just look at the cover – this fact is not going to surprise anyone. So who are the publishers to decide even further who this game is for, and what parts they should be allowed to play?.

Game localization shall always be respectful of gamers.

10:46 pm December, 13 Grant said...

Wow, what a thread. I live in Australia(New Zealander) and work as a bartender on the Gold Coast(Australia’s Jersey Shore). Needless to say I have seen some douches in my time but nothing comes close to this guy.

2:39 am December, 15 Video Game Marketing Services said...

Hey guys, here is David from USA My passions are Italian language and Cartoons. I work for a video game qa company.

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