Mecha Hineyho’s Fans Defend His Douchey Ass
Among the many clowns defending this inflated Aussie choadwank in the Mecha Hineyho comments thread, this may be my favorite:
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Take a look at what you guys do on this site, you pick on the men who have successfully attracted hot women, picking on minuscule details such as hair style.
It starts with one person then everyone else jumps on the bandwagon, essentially serving as a circle jerk of beta males hating on alphas because of their success.
Whoever created this site needs to reconsider his priorities in life, because a community of jealous haters only breeds betas.
Dont hate the player, hate the game.
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I hate neither the player, nor the game. I do, however, hate greased up puduwack inflataclown ass licking shoescrape regurgitated pig feed.
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Greeat. Thanks DB1, now we have to endure peanut butter, no homo, jelly time for like 200 posts.
Hey,
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Can one of you upside down, toilet swirling the wrong way, incomprehensible Aussie merlins at least go buy some of my neckbeard tunes?
Jelly,
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Vin
(I-tunes or Amazon.com -get out the Visa/Mastercard)
sounds like I suck cockk and love computer nerd who are are mad.
What the in the name of holy hell is wrong with his left leg? It looks like a string of sausages with one empty casing in the middle…
aw you’re deleting all the comments on this post and the other post! don’t do it! U SUCKK COCKK LIKE ME?
@ Vin
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They’re not from Australia, they are from 4Chan.
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See it goes:
1. Hit Gym/Get Ripped
2. Pull Hot Chicks
3. ????????
4. Stay a virgin and save yourself for marriage!!!
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I don’t get it. It’s like buying a Ferrari and throwing the keys into a lake.
The Zyzz life story, complete with hilarious slice of life photos: HERE.
Sadly, no shishkaberry life story
THAT’S IT I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU DOUCHEBAG I’M GONNA PERSONALLY CONTACT MR. EBAUMS AND GET YOUR SITE SHUT DOWN.
YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM MY ELAWYERS
Queer Wig makes a good point…isn’t it ironic? Don’t cha think?
^ and now he’s gone…don’t I look like a jackass.
Mecha is wearing a roadkill schiedel (sp?)
help me my Yiddish baghunters while celebrating Channukah… mozel tov!
First groin shave reveal, then kneecap removal. When will the self mutilation end?
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Hopefully not until after decapitation.
Yo, I used to come onto this site to laugh at idiots LIKE ME in questionably retarded attire.
It was amusing.
But what this site has spawned is a congregation of basement-dwellers infatuated with the the sensation of having a soapbox to point out the flaws of others. You’re all–that is to say, the frequent commentators–no better than Kanye on a twitter feed ranting about “art.”
You are not making the society inhabitable via ridicule. You are is disgusting as those posturing which you seek to humiliate. You are an infectious group-think of cheerleaders, hyena-ing through whatever mental neurosis or immaturity complex compels you to the corners of the internet to indulge yourselves.
As for the site’s founder: I know you make a buck being a quasi-Perez Hilton and if the butthurt flows though you, you may delete this post or respond nonsensically with strawman appeals to your crowd.
Either way, fuck you very much.
And also greased up puduwack inflataclown ass licking shoescrape regurgitated pig feed.”
Strong intelligent response to a valid argument. Never been to this site before today but I can see that it’s filled with the bottom feeders of society who have nothing better to do than sit on their computer all day because they’re too anti-social to talk to actual women like this guy does. Enjoy insulting more better-off people than you and realizing you’re accomplishing nothing with your day or with your life for that matter.
ok so i FUCKED MY EYEBALL WITH A SPORK but he was kind of busy so i’m gonna get the next best thing: MY NIPPLES
I’m not deleting posts, and while I always trust my mods to keep the threads free of spam, I encourage them to let stand any rants that aren’t just spam/nonsense. As they’re quite amusing. Unless they’re just annoying. In which case, delete away.
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- management
Ted Danson says “Give me my fucking young head back!”
Free of spam? You idiotic little prole, you’re just butthurt someone is going against your pervertedly retarded way of thinking. There are logical statements that were deleted, instead of deleting them, how about addressing them like grown fucking men and not be little 12 year old pansys about it? But it doesn’t matter anyway, you’re about to have one of the greatest corners of the internet’s force unleashed on your anus. Sorry, but your site is pretty much dead now.
Yeah we all just mimic each other. And this guy’s use of hair gel and generic arm tatt is totally creative, original, and not homo.
Really, even if we do take the idea that this is an “alpha male” – if the requisites for alpha maledom are copious amounts of hair spray, time and care in applying said hair spray, and copying the tattoos of your gay gym buddies, then you can’t fault us for at least lamenting the downfall of a society that revolves around such pillars of poo.
But, it seems, we like to go on the offensive here on these interwebs. It seems like the typical defender of said douchebags is such a wasted old sloppy seconds hag that she feels compelled to defend to the death the last guy who nailed her or anybody who looks like him. Up to the point where she follows every fraudulent mystic or Oprah author to come down the pipe, and never wise up. For wising up means eternally washing the skank off of you.
And shiskaberry, don’t be haytten … we’re just having fun here. And don’t you know the judges threw stronger cases than yours out with a laugh? What are you gonna sue him for, hurting your feelings?
FInally, DB1 what’s getting blocked here? You’ve obviously got the cred but give us a rundown of what you’ve seen unfit for public display.
He is, “The Choad Warrior”
When I do a long and intense interval cardio, my nipples get hard after 20 mins. After I’m done doing cardio, my nipples gets really hard and I feel a pain under the tip of nipple. That part gets kinda pain when I take a shower even 30 mins after finishing cardio (my nipple is still hard)
I don’t know where to post this, but I assumed that it have something to do with losing weight and cardio.
“I encourage them to let stand any rants that aren’t just spam/nonsense.”
Hahahaha well that’s not what’s happening here bro, many coherent posts pointing out the hypocrisy of this site (degrading others on their appearance is ultra-douchey) are being deleted.
Maybe they’re annoying because of the sheer mass of them. But you’ve essentially encouraged a whole bunch of people to rag on a bloke who many of us over at Ebaums world find inspirational and, when he’s not trolling and acting douchey for lulz, is actually a pretty cool bloke. Don’t be surprised if the internet retaliates.
Yeah we all just mimic each other. And this guy’s use of hair gel and generic arm tatt is totally creative, original, and not homo.
It isn’t fucking homo, its how someone dresses. Just as how someone would think you’re dress style of jeans and a tshirt to be homo.
Really, even if we do take the idea that this is an “alpha male” – if the requisites for alpha maledom are copious amounts of hair spray, time and care in applying said hair spray, and copying the tattoos of your gay gym buddies, then you can’t fault us for at least lamenting the downfall of a society that revolves around such pillars of poo.
take the time to think about what you’re saying. Just a quick second. Nobody ever claimed thats what being alpha is, but youre bitching at someone else for getting girls you cant, well, thats just beta as fuck.
A website with a third season of aMTV show, a book, and I believe an upcoming movie. Not to mention Jersey Shore is a ripoff of this site. Yeah. This site is so passe.
And /b/, you can send me personal messages. I’d love to hear what your hurt, haytten little ass-obsessed self has to say.
Mad Big Max
Boss,
I have been moderating… over two hundred in the last half hour… let me know if you want to let things slide.
And Mr. Biggs , we aren’t defending zyzz, we’re just pointing our you’re jelly fucking ass holes who need to get lifes. Seriously, fuck off you little nerd pricks, you disgust me.
‘haytten little ass-obsessed self has to say.’
you are, by far, the most retarded hypocritical man child I’ve met on the internet. Congratulations.
Oh, and /b/, I notice you didn’t reply to my attack on you. Which means I’m right. Thank you, come again. Always a pleasure.
you need to moderate your neckbeard son
What attack….? Am I missing something?
And WTF is Ebaums? What, we upset another faction of trolls and so we have troll warfare? Trollfare, if you will?
lol, this site is about to be so fukced…
CH, I trust you, but if they make legit points, leave ‘em up. If they’re pointless drool (like Mecha Hineyho’s groin shave reveal), then blow ‘em away.
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- Management
Multi nemesi, multi honores – many enemies, much honor. Let’s let the feed go, and we can harvest the tears in the morning.
Like all alphas, Mecha Hineyho will have his days in the sun, then be dragged down and torn to pieces by the same pack of betas that he dominates. He’ll spend his remaining days wondering why he wasted his time getting swole and chasing pussy that he can’t remember, swilling overpriced alcohol he can’t taste, and buying esthetic that was out of style before he even put it on.
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And none of us will give a flying f*ck.
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/b/
You and yours are already stale. Hear that 6 lb. watch of yours ticking? That’s your 15 seconds of interweb fame on HCwDB coming to an end. Go buy some more Ed Hardy with what’s left of your car wash paycheck. Maybe if you’re lucky Zyzzz will buy a round Goose tonight and let you have some of his leftover snatch.
lol @10:13
lol if there was a nerds vs bodybuilders war in reality it would be a no contest!
gotta love it wen haters get beat! you failing bunch of fucking nerd herbs!
and how can zyzz be such an egotistical douche when he was jus a regular, down to earth, skinny kid that decided to work out and better himself, wats so douchey about that? its called motivation…get some
Stop giving his site traffic
You guys are all raging faggots, you’re on a site hating on guys that get girls you can never ever fuck. Zyzz worked his ass off just to get where he is now. I think you should re-evaluate yourself, figure out what is important to you and what kind of mental space you are coming from that thinks it’s healthy to stir up negative emotions just because somebody who doesn’t affect you looks a certain way.
Really though, the community of /fit/, the board that is attacking you, is all about self-improvment. Not even only in musculature, they are about self-improvment mentally, physically, emotionally, socially etc. They are about waking up and making changes to your life, fixing the negative things and striving towards your goals with the mentality of one who is going to succeed and surpass all expectations. Not making excuses or hating on others for their successes.
Zyzz was a skinny guy who is now a ripped stripper who acts like a clown but enjoys his life. He is in an indirect way the model of /fit/’s virtues. He has achieved and surpassed his goals, and at the same time he would easily insight hate in many because of his ego and character. Yet to hate on Zyzz is to be a hater, because there is no real reason to hate zyzz. He does not hurt any of you or us, and us hating him does nothing to his self-image or ego because he is a self sufficient individual who strives only to impress and better himself.
All I can say is thank god for urban dictionary…where I come from we speak English. I do like how some write “mirin” while the remedial students seem to like Merlin. Spell check is trick…I know.
Wow guess I was right on IT being an Aussie douche.
If you guys want to bitch, get the fuck out there and do what these ‘douchebags’ did. They worked their asses off to get buff so they can bag all the bitches. You hating on them wont get you where they are, so if you want to sit on your computer all day complaining like a couple of fucking girls, go ahead. Just know you all look like foolish children.
Wow, did I call it? Fucking self-help cult zealots are attacking us. This is great. CH, let this crap stay up, I shall destroy in the morning. For now, I must rest the rest of he who is satisfied with doing the Lord’s work.
^ (Tricky) Damn you comic justice!
You know how I know that you took offense to that? When someone puts up a half-decent argument you turn to a random, incoherent mess of insults as a response. Yeah you mad.
@/b/ Maybe you can shed some light on the situation…what is wrong with his left leg?
@/b/ you write “Yet to hate on Zyzz is to be a hater, because there is no real reason to hate zyzz.” You do realize the man is displaying the top part of his shaven groin in a public place? Just checking. Why not join the mock? We have much fun here.
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Mr. Biggs, its too late. It’ll be a week until your site is DOS’d, sorry.
Anon 10:20, why don’t you reread everything you and your buddies wrote about us, not to mention you’re trolling yourself, and get back to me.
What a minute! Let me get this straight. Zyzz was once a skinny kid, but then he worked out really hard and now that he has muscles, that makes him a better person? Better even then me?
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My god, it all makes sense now.
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S’cuse me, I gotta go kick Stephen Hawking’s ass.
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Skinny wheel chair bound muthaf*cka!
@ douchey, he locked his leg. Find something else to complain about rather than how someone’s leg looks, it’s pathetic.
@douchebag1 So the fuck what? it’s called confidence, hes a man enough to do that shit. Just because you’re a pussy man child doesn’t give you the right to hate on someone you could never be. Please, give me a good reason why him showing his groin for people to get attracted to him is so wrong
/b/ you realize a DOS attack, unlike your buddies’ impotent legal threats, is a real punishable offense. And there are plenty of people ready to help DB1 defend against such a thing. Not to mention such an attack the mark of the true internet troll.
So go ahead. Strike us down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
@Mr.Scrotato, now you’re getting it brah
‘real punishable offense’
So I’m guessing you’ve never heard of /b/. Oh well, ignorance is bliss I s’pose. Just please tell me why instead of going and trying to become someone who can net actual girls, you sit on the internet and complain about other men who can actually get women.
I wasn’t complaining…just curious. Has he ever heard of the leg press? Do you find it slightly odd that you live vicariously through this rather strange looking fellow?
Oh nononononooo has HCwDB become a haunt for b-tards?!? We must retreat to somewhere safe! As usual, I nominate Medusa’s bosom!
Wait a minute! Working out and improving yourself physically is all about scoring pussy? I thought it was about making yourself a better person. Better than me.
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So women are really only interested in guys with big muscles?
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It all makes sense now.
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I am so going to kick Hawking’s ass!
@ mr biggs if you dont know what ebaums is then you really are ignorant of the internet, ebaums world only one of the most popular forums around, dumbdick
@ mr scrotato head
alpha males get torn to pieces by betas?
thats the dumbest thing i ever heard,that deifes the logic of social heirachy, you may as well say an antelope eats a lion, theres predators and then theres prey and beta is the latter.
@ Mr. Scrotato
Women are interested in the people you hate because they’re the people you can never become.
Deal with it, its life kid. We get all the pussy, while you sit at home being a beta little nerd. JELLY? YEAH BRO U JELLYYYYYYYYY. And making yourself a better person is scoring pussy.
Yeah I guessed the bitch was a troll already – what else would /b/ stand for.
Anyway, plenty of us work out and get girls, we just don’t feel like jumping into a vat of Nair or spending more time in front of the mirror than they do.
But I realize we are destroying your God. So please, hate away. It’s okay. We can take it. We’re like Jesus that way.
Oh, and CH, at least delete the posts that are copies of previous posts. Start with Tucan 10:26.
Yup. Y’all are a bunch of internet trolls who follow another Oprah-esque “self-improvement” cult. And we are destroying your God.
Nah I like it here with you. Every passing moment you become more my servant.
Anyway, you can follow my moniker, I think it leads to a FB page. You’re all Mr. IT hacker lawyer or something right?
the man is wearing a merkin on his head!
/b/
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It’s /b/eta, as in those second string wolves that show their bellies to the alpha. /B/eta, which is you and all your other Zyzzz wannabe followers, with no lives of your own. Brag about getting pussy all you want (which, we all know, you don’t get), it just reveals how huge a tool you are. If you were half as amazing as you say you are, Zyzz would be the one sucking your nob, not the other way around.
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Get some Jelly Dong, /b/eta
“Yo, I used to come onto this site to laugh at idiots in questionably retarded attire”
May I direct you to the dude inn the pinkish/red short shorts? Laugh away Merrill , laugh away.
@Broseidon
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That, is a kick-ass name.
Lol at the guy deleting my posts now, funny how instead of actually addressing what I said, you take the bitch way out like you’ve done with everything else in your life. My work making you kids feel bad here is done, I’m gonna go out, smoke a FAT SUCCULENT MAN SAUSAGE, and fuck the BLOCK WALL next door. Peace out, homos.
@ mr biggs i only had to gaze at your shitty site to see how boring it is, ironic you have a headline sayin “false hope” as thats quite the epitome of your worthless life,
@Douchey Lewis
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“questionably retarded”, as in “I’m not really sure if it’s retarded”
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Snort!
Lurch works out a lot with his Skake Weights to keep in practice for steam room parties at the gym. He’s still awkward and uncomfortable posing with members of the opposite sex. In this photo the expression on his face looks like he’s struggling to try and remember what his name is.
I know man, how dare you delete their posts! Now my posts make no sense!
You know what would be awesome? If for every ten guys who talks about “fucking the bitch next door,” the bitch next door actually steps forth and says, “yeah, I love it when he fucks me and brags.”
@Ben, you’re silly if you think anyone serious about exercise (Zyzz included) would use a shake-weight. There are many exercises that are much more effective!
mr biggs is the type of person thats so pathetic he would try to patronise a plant if it got in his way, as he has nothing to offer the world physically he has to rely soley on his mental capabilites to struggle through life.
casual uses the shake weight and he squats 400 pounds and can jump over a car
put 2 and 2 together
Keep going /b/, check the timestamp on that last post. I know you’re so awesome you can find my FB page.
Where did the youtube links go?
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You’re crippling the narrative. Y u hatten?
I am “jelly” that I didn’t come up with the name Broseidon…but I would have used it ironically.
you could always use Brometheus
I learned lots of Aussie slang today…I here by dub them Brah-onics. It’s kind of like Ebonics…except it’s used by dip shits.
Or Rectal Brolapse.
the fact that these haters refuse to adress any points other than to reiterate the ones they’ve already made proves they know they are in the minority, fighting a losing battle against the rest of society that shuned them.
BIGGS LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT UP THERE WTF
My sweet god, I stop commenting for a couple months and I see this nonsense! I don’t know whether I feel like Jodi Foster in “Contact,” (“No words can describe…should’ve sent a poet..) or Jodi Foster in The Accused. First off, Mecha Hiney is a fucking cartoon character! What’s up with this Jelly shit? Seriously? Mirin? Surely this is proof that Western Civilization is in deep, irrevocable collapse. I sincerely hope that these 4chan morons die in a chemical attack. Zyzz accomplished goals? Not much of an accomplishment–go to the gym, go to the tanning machine, go to the gayest clothing stores West Hollywood has to offer, rinse, repeat. How about all you assholes who are sucking this freak’s cock volunteer to be IED detectors in Afghanistan?
Oh goody.
/b/-tards – the internet zit brigade – takes time out from fappin to 14-year olds on stickcam to threaten a DOS attack on a comedy site.
still pathetically jealous?
Hint – whois.
Too busy laughing to be jealous.
Yeah, Cheesesock, I’m gonna call you out on this one. If you think achieving the sort of body Zyzz has isn’t much of an accomplishment, you’re deluded. “Go to the gym”, hahaha, yeah he follows a strict routine and strict diet and I believe has missed one training session in about three years due to sickness. People don’t look like that simply from going to the gym a few times a week and halfassing their way about exercise with no real knowledge.
His idea of a DOS attack is unleashing so many tearful rants of rage that his ISP takes pity on him and blocks his access to this site, forwarding the domain to a psychologist resource.
^Don’t forget he has to take time out of his day to go buy roids too…that’s dedication holmes
That was a flu shot!
I’m not fucking done yet. Do you spamming idiots even understand the maniacal idiocy that you are spewing? You are not even worthy of calling yourself “human.” Neither does that ‘roided out, overly sunburned fucking animal that you worship for grunting out “memes” like Jelly and Mirin or whatever other fucking Groo Groo nonsense that you keep repeating like gay cultists. If you are into bodybuilding, reading Men’s Fitness and wearing shockingly faggy clothing–you are fiercely battling not-so-closeted homoerotic desires. Please, just fuck each other and your Homo Messiah and be done with it.
How can you judge zyzz so harshly without knowing him? He’s another human, with nothing but GERBILS and JELLY DONGS in his ASS. How would you feel if you came on here and saw your brother get insulted by people, just because he was living his life the way he wants to? That’s how I’m feeling right now. He’s done nothing wrong, how about you take the time to know someone before judging them? 15 minutes alone with zyzz will MAKE YOU CALL THE COPS.
I know you make money in a quasi-Perez Hilton and if flows butthurt if you can delete this message or call scarecrow with inept response to your surroundings.
Was that supposed to make any sense?
Put down the bong, kid.
hey guys frequent visitor here and you’re kinda making your site look like it’s for losers i’m not gonna lie
Can someone with photoshop make him into a centaur?
You do realize what you just did, right, Reeve?
Whoa! a busy week keeps me barely in touch with my fellow baggers and look what the cat drags in.
Firstly, I am Australian (from Sydney, which I suspect one of the trolls will suggest is a “city of fags…” or something). Next I, similar to the secretary from Mission Impossible, disavow any connection with these trolls. Finally, back up this thread, one of the trolls suggested ‘youse need to work out and get huge so youse can pull da hottness’ or something. My fellow baggers, you know something, I tried doing that years ago (well the first bit, anyway) and all I got was a bigger appetite. I still resemble a gigantic string bean; I’ve still got a huge appetite. Go figure. Lastly my fellow bag hunters, I apologise on behalf of these inbreds who, though giving you much laughter, also hurled some pathetic insults.
Bring on the Douchies!
Most of us aren’t from Australia. Zyzz is actually famous. So, he’s a famous douchebag, and if you want a picture of a douchebag with an attractive female, you could post a picture of Zyzz, everyday for the next year without having to find another.
A site dedicated to hate on people who get with good looking women. It’s hard to see why people think you are jealous mad virgins, isn’t it?
Some fundamentals.
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A douchebag is classically defined as a contemptible person, generally unattractive and/or offensive. In the context of this site and most modern western colloquialisms, a douchebag is basically a self-absorbed ass who concerns themselves primarily with superficial appearances based on clothing, body aesthetics, corporate assigned ideals of image, and of course quality of arbitrary sexual conquests. This all in an attempt to assign value of self through these purchasable scoring factors. Never mind traditional measurements of worth such as philanthropy, honor, legacy, humanism, love; all of which require a selfless individual dedicating their life to the welfare and betterment of others.
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We mock the douchebag, for their delusional and narcissistic belief that self worth can be defined by attaining such perfunctory and illusory values is most appropriately negated by the systematic devaluing of such derisory traits through relentless mockery. We only point out how ridiculous they are, because they take their ridiculous behavior so damn seriously. Point in case? Over 300 posts by pissed off peons defending one bare chested gym rat with a mullet.
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The “hott” we objectify because of her similar tendency to assign self value through such means as the appropriation of affection from attractive, “confident” men. Affection of course can also be defined as sexual relations, and confidence that is hyper-extroverted is often just a subversive from of narcissism, psychopathy, or some similar social disorder. What is “attractive” is designated by the media oligarchy, as a muscled up freak with nothing better to do with their time but lift weights and count carbs; which has nothing to do with what is actually physically healthy. We rate the hott on purely physical sexual qualifying factors, because that is how she rates herself. By her worth as a sexual being.
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Mecha Hineyho’s (Zyzz) cadre of obnoxious one-dimensional little ass suckers have made it perfectly clear that in their demented world view, a person’s value can be based on such transitory traits as appearance, sexual promiscuity, and body fat percentage. These are the primary signifiers of a douche bag. Ergo, Zyzz is an automatic douchebag by simple association with these illiterate little cronies that do him no justice in their futile attempts to defend him. In fact, their idiocy does more to damage his reputation (snort) than anything else. Good job, anus-tards. You’re just providing us with more retarded shit to laugh at.
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But most importantly, anyone who gives themselves a four letter name with no vowels,the three of which remaining are the letter “z” is obviously a self-absorbed douche.
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‘Nuff said
We’re under attack? I’ll go and put on a pot of boiling oil. That always worked in the Middle Ages.
Oh God jobless basement dwellers from 4Chan are posting on here.
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
just by reading the name of this website, can tell the person who owns it is clearly a lonely virgin faggot who envies these ‘douchebags’ because they are out with hot chicks. Get out of your basement faggot and stop judging people on their appearances.
You mad Zyzz’s stylin’ on you?
Yeah u mad.
Oh and P.s…You’re a phaggot (srs)
u jelly? come at zyzz brahs
Fatties gonna fat
To the owner of this website.
http://i42.tinypic.com/33bpdw4.jpg
Come at me bro.
Oh and can’t wait till we DDoS the shit out of you.
Zyzz is one of us. Do not fuck with anonymous.
http://i42.tinypic.com/33bpdw4.jpg
COME @ ME BRO MIRIN JELLY PHAGGTS
LONG LIVE THE KING!!!
LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!
Wow, I guess I should have stayed up a little longer. All my jelly made me tired. Mirn on my Aussie Douchebags.
VBG, “Rectal Brolapse” has to be hands down the funniest thing ever said on this site. Bravo!
I am still scratching my head because of all you closet case Aussies. Again, a man blowing a whistle with his shirt off is soft core gay porn. And the fact you all call this thing a god is evenmore head scratching. Mirin on you jelly dong loving beta VCR watching Choad Warriors.
this website don’ goofed
picked the wrong person to mess with
inb4 DDoS
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Y U MAD AT ZYZZ YO? U MIRIN HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LOVES HIM ? AND YOURE A STUPID PHAGGOT THAT WILL DO A $7.25/H 9-5 5 DAYS A WEEK AND NEVER GET YOUR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH RECOGNITION YOU FIENDING FOR.
why u hate on us @ misc and /fit/, all we do it take a mutli and lift heavy. i see u mirin aesthetics hard. my biceps are bigger than your quads, y u mad tho
yeah all u haters get mad but im way more of a man than this aussie faggot, im crushin ultras 24/7 and im utterly jacked and tan without looking like a faggot.
PS im gonna go crush some jumpoff pussy and do lines off of a toilet seat unlike u gaylords here
GET SOME
brb sendingusing my aussie bots to take town this site
come at me im behind 728832 proxies brah
All you from /fit/, /b/, misc, etc. are wasting your time.
Do you really think someone that has put weeks and weeks of work into a site that revolves around degrading men with “hot” women hasn’t already accepted the fact they are trash?
It’s obvious this site was made out of jealousy, it’s obvious it’s completely hypocritical, and it’s obvious anyone who supports it is just grasping at some form of entertainment and acceptance after a life of rejection.
They don’t care if you call them virgins, they don’t care if you have solid arguments, they don’t care if they’re wrong.
They all get their validity from something. The fag a couple posts up gets his validity from trying to sound smart and using big words, the mods get validity from having power to delete posts and being a part of an organization (however pathetic it may be), and the owner / supporters get validity from having other people to support them (something they never had in life).
Just leave them alone. They know deep down what they are, and have a huge front to hide it. Someone who supports this site has already been called every name in the book, trampled by better people (smarter, more aggressive, etc), and tossed aside in life.
Think of all the truly successful people you’ve ever known. Would they be constantly posting (or creating) a site that revolves around poking fun at people they’re jealous of?
Once again, just leave them alone and hopefully they’ll commit suicide soon or something. These are a few people that truly would not be missed.
Creator of this website has exactly 24hrs to issue an apology concluded with an admission to being a jealous faggot or else this site is getting DDoS’d into oblivion.
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I have thousand’s of Zombies ready to roll and a network of other anonymous with the same just waiting for the signal.
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Make the apology or goodbye sweet website.
this website is the equivalent of 300 lb 73% bf virgin venting his anger at the world
Cum on me! Cum on me! All you mrin beta Americans! Cum on me!
Long live the Queen!
@Nex… That! ^
God damn you all!
Now I am smoking again! Damn it! Cum on me brah mirin jelly dong lovers! Cum on me!
shut the fuck up and such on a digereedoo or whatever u kangaroo fuckers call it. this is my turf and im not letting this faggot take my slot for the yearly. im gonna be fistpumping the shit out of the douchies.
come to my site u morons, ill kick ur asses any day of the week u queer motherfuckers. go jerk ur lil aussie child cocks to croc hunter death vid
GET SOME
^^ i bet you wont go 1v1 IRL with zyzz, come @ me bro
I’m loling hard at Mr.Biggs, acting like a) /b/ is actually involved (it’s /fit/, another subesction of 4chan) and b) he seriously thinks they give a f*ck if it’s illegal to stage a DDOS.
I wish I was alive to star in the Aussie version of Broke Back Mountain……it would be called Broke Back Mountain: The Aussie Whistle Blowing King Cums at Me
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All you from /fit/, /b/, misc, etc. are wasting your time.
Do you really think someone that has put weeks and weeks of work into a site that revolves around degrading men with “hot” women hasn’t already accepted the fact they are trash?
It’s obvious this site was made out of jealousy, it’s obvious it’s completely hypocritical, and it’s obvious anyone who supports it is just grasping at some form of entertainment and acceptance after a life of rejection.
They don’t care if you call them virgins, they don’t care if you have solid arguments, they don’t care if they’re wrong.
They all get their validity from something. The fag a couple posts up gets his validity from trying to sound smart and using big words, the mods get validity from having power to delete posts and being a part of an organization (however pathetic it may be), and the owner / supporters get validity from having other people to support them (something they never had in life).
Just leave them alone. They know deep down what they are, and have a huge front to hide it. Someone who supports this site has already been called every name in the book, trampled by better people (smarter, more aggressive, etc), and tossed aside in life.
Think of all the truly successful people you’ve ever known. Would they be constantly posting (or creating) a site that revolves around poking fun at people they’re jealous of?
Once again, just leave them alone and hopefully they’ll commit suicide soon or something. These are a few people that truly would not be missed.
^This is the greatest post that will ever be posted on this site.
@ ALWXYSPROLOL
OH YEAH? come at me u motherfucker. u aint got the skills.
4 some reason everyone keeps talking shit cause I rock dog tags, an FSU jersey and hater blockers. Funny thing is there are poor white trash mumer parade people in obscene outfits just chillen. But of course I’m the asshole, that’s why I love being a FL boy. Enjoy the cold u pale ass, cancer ridden haters. Get Some
^^ comin’ @ you, brb, dont blink or turn away from your comp screen
its true asshole haters, I own JasonStackhouse.com, HBO has tried and failed to secure my domain name…….sorry, not gonna happen. And lastly to the homo who posted some shit about what looks to be a tranny named Zyzz, yes I would still talk shit to him, even though I was referring to woman. Zyzzstands at an impressive 5 ft 6 in. and weighs an uber impressive 169 lbs. I am 6ft 1, and I weigh any where from 230, to 245lbs, so yeah, unless that fagot in your picture is a hardened criminal from the national football league, I’m pretty sure I won’t have a problem talking shit on the midget bicycle rider. In close, I’m still banging out skanks and who bags, and I appreciate all ur free web traffic. Not to mention I am the most popular entity on HCwDBs every time a post about me is submitted. I essentially ass rape the traffic on DB1s website, and now I am getting free back links…..what else could a degenerate scum bag like my self ask for? Get Some
To the owner of the site: It is obvious that you are clearly JEALOUS and INSECURE , hence the reason you attack individuals who are simply put, enjoying their lives.
This site is disgraceful and people who advocate this epitomizes sadistic attitudes filled with pure jealousy and hate. They have done nothing to you, yet you banter them because of their image? Grow up.
Shannon,
@Jacques Doucheteau
Well said.
When you review the yearly, monthly and weekly winners on this site you must notice various common trends. We mock them because of their misguided belief that they somehow superior to others- purely for reasons as hair, tatts, sparkle, clothing and sometimes physique. This can be taken to the next level by shaving one’s groin and/or chest (what on earth is manly about that?!?).
These points are all present in Zyzz. He refers to himself as the father of aesthetcs, the son of Zeus. This is self-absorbed hedonism at it’s zenith, we don’t hate Zyzz, we pity him.
Which brings an interesting point. Its like the chicken-egg argument. What comes first? the douchitude or exterial spectacle? Does a douche think they are the shit before they bling and tatt themselves out, or is it the other way around?…
If anything screams basement dweller its a dude that knows what a ‘DOS’ attack is.
Uh… not that anyone will see this, but the hcwdb regulars should be aware that /b/ is all about trolling. The overlap in demographics in the sites are pretty high the difference being that the guys over at 4chan are a little more psychotic and nerdy but the humor on both sites is somewhat similar and almost entirely based on trolling. You made the mistake of trolling someone who is theirs to ironically idolize. This is amazingly interesting collision of two internet worlds right and i’m looking forward to see how it develops.
So, /b/tards, you couldn’t bring down tumblr like you wanted, so now you’re setting your sites on smaller prey? Well, i hope for your sake, and the relevance of Anon, that you’re actually able to follow through cause, frankly, if you can’t even bring down hcwdb, you guys should really hang it up…
Another two bit website falls victim to the power of Zyzz….. When will they learn.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zyzz/351749002225#!/pages/Zyzz/351749002225?v=wall
THAT WAS JELLY.
The calf machine on his Bowflex must be broken.
yeah u mirin
Who is this mirin I keep seeing mentioned?
What’d I miss?
Hey Jay Louis,
If you are really a man you got some serious hormonal balance issues going on if you are that OCd over alphas or alpha tards picking up hot bimbos.
I’d suggest something like Novedex XT, basic AI which will lower your estrogen levels and bring up your test levels. Novedex XT is nowhere close to a real SERM or steroid but its good stuff and hopefully will help you with your social anxiety of some tall jacked male stealing your gf away while you are too beta to do anything.
You should probably also go to your doc and ask for a full blood test to make sure that your test and estrogen levels are all in check. Judging from your posts and your site its a safe bet you got the test/estrogen levels of a 80 yr old man.
good luck and stay strong!
I AM THE FUCCEN ALPHA, THE BETA, AND HT EFUVCCEN OMEGA! WITH TARMAL AND JELLY! SLAPWHOAR!~
I think, therefore I am Zyzz.
@Flyteeth, you are the jellyiest of all the jellys in the Jellyverse.
Creator of this site is a sad jealous fucker.
Somebody get a photo of his douche ass up in here…
FLYTEETH RULES ALL!
Fuck off convicts!
elder child cocks listen up
I just sit back with popcorn, admiring (sorry, “mirin”) the show. And this shit is FREE!
Did I miss any of the posts where they made well thought out arguments for Xyzabc? Didn’t think so. Carry on.
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I’m jellin’ like Magellan.
we should all feel so very threatened by the influx of 4chantards and their amazing abilities of hiding behind anonymous names on the internet and masturbating to pictures of their sisters.
there’s nothing like a completely empty DDOS threat to show just how frightening you really are to people who don’t give a flying fuck about you or your opinion.
newsflash kiddies: your IPs are logged, threaten away. Being a fucktarded teenage troll isn’t illegal but making interstate transmissions of threatening messages is a federal offense. Here’s hoping you’re in zimbabwe or something, as opposed to your mother’s basement in the US.
Dear Shannon,
Even if you use all caps, nobody cares any more about you or what you think.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1124.snc4/148629_470023397225_351749002225_5452532_3912038_n.jpg
How does anyone defend this guy? He defines douche. That’s what we make fun of. If he had ANY confidence, he wouldn’t need to pump steroids, shave is crotch, and mimic the sad arm art that any of us could just as easily pick off the wall ourselves.
Clowns dress and act like, well, clowns to entertain the masses of which the “jelly’s” are the majority.
And all of this spelling out of slang is just weird…
Ooooooh man this crack is good. Nothing like smoking crack and leaving herpes on Zzzys dick. You mirin this pussy sore? Yeah smoke that crack.
Jacques has those sores all over his head from coming out of my sore infested vag.
Going to go drink some Japanese sweetened sake, mirin.
Holy shit Geoffrey! That sums it up….
“Chaka like low self esteem girl”
I think Stackhouse now has competition for the yearly.
Flyteeth, you can land on my jelly anytime.
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My attention span is too short to read all of the above. Either way, these sort of exchanges get me excited. Not that I’m looking forward to the great collapse, I’m rather enjoying television again these days. But I am giddy with the knowledge that nerds like us who follow the news and are working on ways to get through the next few years will get to see the demise of childish trolls who spend all day doing ab work. A six pack ain’t gonna make potatoes grow, son!!!!
BTW “Circle Jerk of Beta Males.” Is this available on DVD? Because I’d watch the SHIT out of that if it was a porno. No lie.
captain abag,
A DOS isn’t illegal, and that’s exactly what would be committed. We wouldn’t hack into school mainframes and use their computers, we’ve all got our own computers perfectly capable of pinging.
That being said, all this site could do is sue Anonymous, the vast pool of users from 4chan, a large group of people, for the monetary loss resulting from the traffic blocked.
That being said, I’m kinda sad /fit/ isn’t as popular as /b/ right now (as the latter has millions of hits a day). Granted, we all live right next to /b/, which is kinda like a prison.
Zyzz designed his tattoo himself you dumb kunt. It has coyfish and many other meaningful metaphorical things on it. You wouldn’t know that though because you are like some dumb bitch going around making assumptions about things instead of keeping your fucking mouth shut like a good little well behaved bitch.
Go make me a sandwich you disgusting cunt.
This is the reason you are all so jealous.
http://i26.tinypic.com/2cxdzsi.jpg
Medusa,
If you don’t know who Norman Borlaug is, please shut your mouth.
Also, If you’ve got some old tires I could borrow, I’d like to start a second unit for my potatoes. I assume you’re only talking about potatoes because it’s December. I’ve also got a nice greenhouse, partially stocked by hydroponic plants, with care that is regulated by the logic controllers I programmed myself, as I’m about to get my Bachelor’s in Computer and Electronics Engineering Technology.
Perhaps you don’t know this, but /fit/ is great at everything.
Everything.
Medusa saves the day again. You don’t have a lack of attention span, you actually have a well-developed attention span that knows what to avoid.
But it’s true. I used to love this site, now it sucks so bad I constantly come on here to troll and make impotent threats. :-/
Great. The teenage zit patrol from 4chan has showed up and decided to leave a big steaming pile of crap here on this most hallowed of websites.
Sigh. What a pile of losers.
This is like having the flu only without he benefit of drippy snot noses and gut blowout on the pooper.
Hey fellow baggers, i posted how I’d disavow any association with these inbred wannabee Aussies a little way back up the thread. Anyway, a post directly after mine was also attributed to tall guy. I am not that tall guy. I also disavow myself from him (or her).
Man, this is funny.
Bring on the douchies!
@random dumbass defending threats of DOS attack:
A DOS attack from your own ‘puters would leave your IPs, making it pretty darn simple to block you pimply fucks.
What is illegal is threatening to harm people or their property across state lines using electronic means.
You should work on your reading comprehension.
I failed to read the post. Guess I should try harder next time.
Maybe if I could read, like Zyzz, I could not only understand that Zyzz is famous and has fans all over the world, but maybe I too could someday be famous.
Until then, I must try to insult guys who attract women who care in nothing more than looks and are just as shallow as the males to which they cling, but I’m no homo, and seem to think the personalities of these females are excused because they have vagina.
Captain Abag,
Which is why he’d have to seek further legal action against the individuals from 4chan committing a DoS.
I’m pretty sure I said that.
We’re from the internets, we know how this happens.
Man, i love getting free rent inside the head of the phoney tall guy…
Yeah, I even linked to your page.
:) Trolls away!
From today’s Shitmydadsays – seems appropriate: “Everyone thinks their opinion matters. Don’t argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn’t bother telling a pig his breath smells like shit.”
I was unaware that his tattoos had “coyfish and other meaningful metaphorical things on it”. My apologies for not noticing how incredibly unique and original “coyfish” and other “metaphorical” things were on such a grand design. To me, it looks like jumbled shit from the bottom of my shoe, but if that fucking Chaka has somehow hypnotized you into thinking he is the nouveau chic, then you should explore the options of permanent sterility for the obvious reasons. Does your imaginary girlfriend know you talk like this by the way?
And the next time you use the word “metaphorical”, it does not need the word “meaningful” in front of it. That is what grown ups with pubic hair call redundant. Do your parents know you’re up this late?
Good news, nameless. I’m a tattoo artist. And a good tattoo artist never lets the client design the tattoo because they always bring in a pile of shit that looks like a three-year old scribbled on butcher paper. And if you knew so much about the design, you would know that it’s spelled “KOI” not “coy”. And can you tell me the story of the KOI?
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I’d make you a sammich but I’m out of jelly.
@ Anon 9:48–I’ve read nearly every word he has ever written. So YOU can shut YOUR mouth, or else get over here and help me decide which spot I should clear for next year’s raised beds. I rotate, you know.
I nominate this leathery choad for Hall of Poo.
Attention everyone!
As to my knowledge, you’re all douche bags.
Except Medusa. I’d hit it.
@ random dumbass anon who can’t reason his way out of a wet paper bag:
Why try to track down some 12 year old dumbfucks from 4chan after the fact, when we have IPs and messages stored here that constitute evidence of federal crimes that have already occured?
Unlike you jackasses, we’re all smart enough to know that you won’t be DOS’ing anyone, because you’re just a bunch of kiddies who’s head’s swelled five sizes when you realized nobody can see you thru your monitor.
The threats themselves are criminal actions, and they’re much easier to approach from an enforcement standpoint.
I’m sure your mommy will happily pay any fines you incur whilst being a shitbag on the net, but the federal pokey time will be all yours.
cheers!
Yeah, I probably should have put on a proxy, huh?
Then again, it a lame threat anyway. As a one person ping raid isn’t shit. Nor would it be capable of actually stopping a network. Thereby incapable of causing damage, as the damage goal would be blacked out network access which generates a profit. And the amount of profit you’d gain is speculated to the amount of time the website is down. Which would be zero.
So, yes I’m smart enough to know I won’t be DoSing anyone.
Troll successful.
“I do, however, hate greased up puduwack inflataclown ass licking shoescrape regurgitated pig feed.”
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He is mad and full of Jelly!!!!!
He’s hot.
All I can say now is, posing while being pushed around in a shopping cart is comic gold. That was hilarious. The only thing that would have made it better is if the pusher looked more homeless. Like Zzyzyx was some homeless stash or something.
Finally! This site and all of it’s “regulars” are gettin’ some! All I have to say is that you assholes (dicksock, crucible head, creatard and messingirl, just to name a few) are finally getting the verbal smackdown you truly deserve! I can picture all of your smug little smiles being wiped from your faces. Fucking LOSERS!
The best part of this whole thread and the original, is that if Mecha Douche’s fans had just let it go, we would have probably spent limited amounts of time mocking. But, it turns out that this assbag’s cult of sad followers just made it worse. Mental pygmies looking up to a douche with abs. Don’t they know “abs” is a code word gor gay?
Asstongue Kootcher
No, wait. It’s Derek Poolander.
How funny, but truly sad, that someone like you would use a term like “sad followers”. I’d say that you really need to examine your own position before pointing a finger at anyone.
Holy shit. These /b/tards spend more time fapping in front of the computer in their mom’s basement than we do.
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I’m impressed.
HAHA THESE GUYS STILL THINK /B/ IS BEHIND THEM
YOU GUYS AREN’T THAT POPULAR DON’T GIVE YOURSELF TOO MUCH CREDIT YOU MIGHT LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG
I pity every single one of you pathetic low lifes sitting behind your computers mocking a man who is an inspiration, the driving force of motivation to hundreds of people everyday. You will likley never come close to achieving something like this in your lives, chances are most of you will be lucky to reproduce.
But I digress, it’s easy for you all to mock this man and others like him to reinforce that mindset, that mentality which you all seem to have delududed yourselves with for how long only you know. That you’re better than he is, that if you had been there in that moment instead of him that girl would be all over you rather than him and you wouldn’t need to dress like a douche to do it either.
However we all know that the reality is quite the oposite, and the chances are you are so social inept that you could barley manage to strike up a conversation with this girl, let alone charm her into having a photo with you and who knows what else. Do you think its easy to achieve the body that this man has? Because if you do then you’ve not set foot in a gym, hell of course you haven’t. Because knowing the dedication and discipline required to attain and maintain such a physique he would demand your respect and of course you wouldn’t frequent this website as you do if this were the case.
You like to consider yourselves the ‘good guy’ its about time someone told you that good guys never get anywhere.
Make a change before its too late.
I saw that semen slurping cumdumpster Zyzz blowin’ a whole line wogs in the little boys room right before he took this pic with that girl. She looked at him, smiled and then said “How many?” He looked at her and said, “A new record 39 in less then a half hour.” Your “KING” is all about dudes and NOT the ladies (he even says so in one of those ridiculous YouTube videos of his. I think it was step 3 or something). You’d have thought he would have finally gotten into gay porn by now.
STREWTH
this thread is great
Dam it, I was out not having a life.
Played 18 holes shot a shitty 85 and missed this.
Fucc who cares. I dont take anything serious, and certainly these trolls are too serious.
wait!!!
when i was younger i got laid about once a week sometimes 2, now its down to about 3-4 times a month.
These guys are right, I need a life
I see u mad…
u are so jelly at zyzz bro
come at him bro, come at him
and ofc, u mirin him.
i smell the blood of weaker animals iam the viper the time to srike is now hehehe everybody troll jay louis the website owners twitter https://twitter.com/JayLouis
iam part of the Troll of the reapers (T.O.R) lejgion this site is going down lyke the fucking muslims in the bosnian war hehehe start digging ur mass graves bitches T.O.R fuckd this bitch of a site up and the lejgion will do it agen hehehe
rapeing u and ur familys is a bloodsport i love to play, i enjoy thinking about slashing ur faces hehehe haaahaaa i will cut out and feed ur wannabe nerd brains to cows who i will mek get BSE and send them to trample ur family and house haaha wannabe nerds are goin to drown in ther own shit wooow fun to watch hehe
Blitzkrieg bliztkrieg! u kno? hehe
I’ve decided that the regular posters on this site have a greater understanding of life, the universe and everything than I will ever have.
My mindless kiddie troll friends have yet to come to this conclusion, but one day when their parents ground them from the web, maybe they’ll look back on these stupid antics and be ashamed of themselves and possibly slash their own wrists as a gesture of reconciliation to the world that they dirtied with their presence.
I will now retreat with my tail between my legs to the stupid messageboard that I normally frequent while scarfing on hot pockets and drinking store brand root beer from a sippy cup.
Please accept my humble apologies and my admission that this ZYZZ idiot really is the gayest thing I’ve ever dreamed of letting buttfuck me.
btw, please disregard the nonsense spewed by this “tribal404″ faggot, above.
he didn’t get the memo yet that we’re all going to stop wasting our time here and instead go troll in the yahoo news comments section about Obama and the evil liberals.
united we are stronger to defeat the common enemy of wannabe nerds somehow the means justify the end muhahahaaa i love to use ur eyes as toilet roll u fuckin bitches loser wannabe nerd kids how big u think u are in this world? a fucking paperclip is wat u are, i have many powers from the souls i absorb my knowledge streches across continents try and bring me down and you pay with your blood and only ur blood you fucking children of mongrel dog god, ur mothers will get raped by mongrels once agen u fucking idiot stupid bastards hehehe
whoa…seems I missed a good one…I have to stop living and get back to my mom’s basement so I don’t miss this shit…btw, the clev/carolina game on Sunday was great…
/b/ u loser u are close to victory and u give up? u are very dum!
u can fake /b/ but u cant change the minds of the master race
u have made the big error of having small brains u will be killed with the weaker humans ther bodies will pile high like the tower of pisa hehehe
this is website being taken lyke Israel took the land of Palestine, u can try and talk ur way out of it but the tanks u cant push bak they will run u over, ur victorys will be tiny compared to ur losses muhahahaaa
LYKE A BLOODSPORT WE WILL MEK EACH OTHER BLEED BUT THE VICTORY IN THE END WILL BE MINE, WATCH MY KNIFE SHINE AS IT CUTS UR FACE U FUCKING PARASITE LEECH FUCKING DISGRAAAAACEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!
I find it funny when some refer to the ratty roadkill looking mess that “alpha males” wear on their heads as a “hair style”.
The 4chan trolls would probably like this website, too: jasonstackhouse.com
Us fitness guys from Ebaum’s don’t like when you disrespect the King.
Want to make a sandwich?
I’ll bring some peanut butter, but you already have plenty of jelly.
Yeah,fuck,I have a life, and am busy paying bills,making money and such,you youngsters should consider a job yourselves,and really a grown Lurch like freak doesn’t really need you holding him up,you cum cup catchers.
LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!
4Chan any relation to 4Prong?
Both teams of this fight are retarded. Spouting retarded memes doesn’t make Zyzz look any better by association. But something that’s equally retarded is the fact that the people here at hcwdb don’t see how 90% of these women are equally as ‘douchey.’
The claims everyone at /fit/ are making about you all being “jelly,” although they’re joking, what they’re saying still has a sliver of truth. Your hatred for these douches has blinded you to how empty most these women are as well. You really are ‘putting pussy on a pedestal.’
Also, this superiority complex you all have for being literate is beyond stupid. Like most of your names, these comments like “u jelly?,” “u mad?,” etc. are all just being posted for ironic purposes.
Which brings me to my next point. Zyzz is puts on this persona as a joke, he expects publicity like this. So for /fit/ to come here and defend him is stupid. He does this all just to get some kind of reaction out of everyone, whether it be ‘mirin, mad, or jelly.
So all of these pseudo-intellectual faggots, who get a boner from watching over edited MTV shows(Is She Really Going out With Him?), that make everything one sided, and give the watcher a sense of superiority need to realize that could very well be them on that show, being caught having a brain fart on tv, stuttering, etc. And that the women are obviously edited to shit as well to be perceived as intelligent.
All of the /fit/ fags need to stop living so vicariously through Zyzz. It’s just as pathetic as all the people here who mock people with out knowing them.
All of this being said. I like Zyzz and his antics, and he has inspired my lifting. I’m a /fit/ fag. But Zyzz expects this kind of publicity, but he also enjoys reaping the benefits that the persona brings (who wouldn’t?). He knows he’s being a douche and he laughs at it, at the end of the day. The only people taking it seriously are the people here at hcwdb, and all of you /fit/ards.
if “beta males” didn’t exist, the internet wouldn’t exist either.
and if the internet didn’t exist, this thread wouldn’t exist either.
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YEAH FUCK THOSE BETA MALE NERD LOW LIFE FUCKERS!
okay heres the annihilator’s breakdown of this obscene photograph.
1. What poor defensless anamal had to be run over, skinned, and flattened to make that god aweful hair? seems like a houscat if you asked me.
2. the amazing half man half chameleon with his two way eyesight!
3. is that his birthdate on his chest? sooper, now we can get a precise date on when his mama sat on that public restroom toilet seat.
4. nice bagtoo
6. i believe that shorts(hell, all forms of legwear) are required to cover the upper groin area. i still dont get the sagging “oh please Butthump my exposed rearend!”
7. the fucks with the leg?
8. im pretty sure white nike’s, salmon shorts, and orange skin don’t mix well.
9. i think the HC needs glasses.
This pick has been annihilated
^^^ guy above me
3) it says veni vidi vici, not his birthdate
Hey Anonymous 7:45, take your time, look around a little bit. Make yourself at home. Grab a protein shake. We rip on the douche chicks as much as the dudes.
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Well, almost as much. But we do acknowledge their douche attributes. Your 90% shot-in-the-dark is way off. Cheers!
I can’t believe people are trying to defend this one cell wank that just sprouted chicken legs and crawled out of the pond!
Been outa town on biz; did I miss anything?
You all really need to look at the Zyzz site recommended by I can’t remember who, this guy’s got all the bag signifiers in spades. I just can’t believe they’re all embodied in ONE douchelord! If this guy doesn’t win the yearly, I don’t know what the fuck I am anymore. Lost, I am. Lost, I tell you!!!!
If these clowns are a “success” then surely that word doesn’t mean what we thught it did
Shannon, and you banter us because of our opinions. You don’t even know us.
Grow up
My Irish Setter’s name is “Shannon”
/b/ is indeed gay crushing on the sack at the top of this page. Therefore feeling compelled to return and defend. Which turns itself into that which it hates. Spending so much time online it for sure has arms it can floss it’s teeth with.
When it’s computerchair makes it’s back sore it stretches out by heading to Lifetime fitness, sits at the juice bar, and gazes towards the freeweight section. Wishing it had the courage to stop sipping…….*sip sip sip sip*
OK, is this this the long lost “Papa Zyzz“?
So, does Zyzz get a wildcard slot for the annuals?
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So….we still playing “Stonehenge” tonight?
Pretty funny that /beta/ etc think we dont get laid.
I date women, I actually talk to girls….
No shit sherlock…I crush pussy on the reg – and I love this fucking site.
A male showing ones shaven groin – especially nowhere near a beach, or gym shower – is a societal problem that must be called out when necessary.