Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Boobsplosion of Poo

I really don’t know how to follow up the uberdouchuous and uberhottuous pairing of Mecha Hineyho and Marissa.

So here’s Steven Hawking’s lesser known “Boobsplosion of Poo” grand unifying theorem articulated in corporeal form.

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2:45 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Sweet armband tattoo to go with your camouflage shorts there Chip. Almost as bad as your lady friend’s bolt ons. Get some!

2:52 pm December, 1 Turdacious said...

Looks like an eclipse, what he looks like goes without saying

3:02 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Are those real….fake? Are those real fake?

Armband tat is hell of original brah. Now I can distinguish you from the rest of the douches. Cuz yours is on the left arm.

3:02 pm December, 1 Stargate Fan said...

Pamela Anderson’s BACK, people!

3:11 pm December, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

^And she’s mad as hell?

3:13 pm December, 1 massengill said...

Jacket hams

3:19 pm December, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

Damn. Just ponder for a moment how much work it takes to render big boobs completely unattractive. Credit where credit is due.

3:25 pm December, 1 Ted Brogan said...

I like boobs, but this is disgusting.

3:27 pm December, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her bewbs are so big and her face so ugly that the sunlight is having a hard time deciding which direction to take.

3:36 pm December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

3:42 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Canteloupe farmer , Curly Festerson, tired of always needing ripe melons to bring to market. He decided to make his sister/wife’s chest into exact replicas of Festerson’s Melons allowing the produce buyers from Krogers and WalMart to feel the freshness……

4:07 pm December, 1 boone doggle said...

Time to baste.

4:55 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

Oh, yeah. All natural, baby. Well…..silicone is an element, isn’t it?

5:00 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I haven’t seen two more perfectly round globes since the pregame show for the Jets-Browns game when they put the Ryan brother’s bloated stomachs side by side. Fat bastids

5:02 pm December, 1 mills said...

i duno who needs more of a slap her, her boyfriend, her mother, or her cosmetic surgeon.
…and if they get anymore sun on them they are gonna fry n’ pop like two greasy over-done meatballs .

5:09 pm December, 1 Horace Dangleballs said...

Where the Hell did I leave my hardhat?
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Hey! Who the Fuck implanted it that whobag’s chest?
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@ Vin — Just got around to your Stackhouse bit. EPIC! Well done, sir.

5:21 pm December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If they weren’t so tanned, they would pail (DB1′s new term) in comparison to Zyzz.

@Baron

You must be as old as me to think about the Bay City Rollers hair. I remember my mother buying me the plaid fleece-lined wide leg jeans and elevator shoes. She died in an untimely but peaceful accidental overdose.

5:26 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Thank you Horace. I’ve yet to hear from Crucial, Mr Reeve, Señor Cara de Scrotatoe amongst other regs and the star poet himself ( I check his blog daily for a response).
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I do it for the regs, baby

5:36 pm December, 1 Bag A said...

I’d hit it. From behind.

5:37 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

I think the Donner Party got lost in there.

6:12 pm December, 1 Mr. White said...

Her cosmetic surgeon misunderstood her when she said, “I want people to look at me and never think to ask if they’re real or fake.”

6:18 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Someone needs to baste those overly plump chest hams with some butter. They’re starting to brown in the oven.
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They look pretty good though. Garnish with some pineapple slices and cloves, then spiral cut and serve for Christmas dinner.

6:26 pm December, 1 JD said...

Man those knockers look worse than Jacques mom’s face. The crackwhore!

6:32 pm December, 1 Troy Tempest said...

Yikes. Those boobs are faker than than Sarah Palin’s shrieks of orgasm.

6:46 pm December, 1 Dicy said...

Okay really.. those cannot be appealing!!

6:52 pm December, 1 Bag A said...

She looks old enough to be his…….Mom?

7:08 pm December, 1 Douche ex Machina said...

Is it irresponsible to speculate that Inflat-a-Boobs has the brains of a flea? Or is it irresponsible not to?

7:23 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

@Vin, I have been a very bad bag hunter of late. That was good stuff. Where the hell did you find that dickhead talking? Did I miss something or are you that good?
Get some!

7:41 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

Jimmy Hoffa’s final resting place revealed.

7:44 pm December, 1 mr.reeve said...

Incase anyone is missing it, the Aussies are running wild about the Zyzz post. I have been doing my part. Anyone else care to join in?

7:58 pm December, 1 DarkSock said...

Her bra is straining harder than John Largeman trying to pass a hairy coconut.

8:00 pm December, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Do you suppose she has chipmunks hibernating in those knockers?

8:09 pm December, 1 DarkSock said...

Paging Wheezer…
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Remember the photo the Boss posted of the tall mullet dude standing alone in a crowded park holding a red cup? Damn if I can find it, but he would make a damn proper book end for Zyzz. It would really tie the site together, like a good rug.

8:32 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

JD’s just upset because of the coyote ugly morning he experienced waking up with my mom. Good luck treating those genital warts, JD. Bwahahahahahaaaaa!

8:33 pm December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those swolen turkey breasts look like Stackhouse deep fried them for a little too long. And all the Mich Ultra in the world isn’t going to make them look any more tempting. Get some!

8:34 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

Wow, that last thread is all kinds of fucced up. What ever happened to the world’s sense of humor?
BTW, I think I know where Bigfoot has been hiding.

8:35 pm December, 1 Wedgie said...

I like boobs. And Australians.

8:49 pm December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Ms. Dicy,

Yes, they are.

Signed,

All guys everywhere

10:46 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Keep that melon smuggler’s chest away from sharp objects!

11:21 pm December, 1 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I have not seen two perfectly round orbs from the pregame show for the Jets-Browns game when they have bloated stomachs brother Ryan side by side. bastide Fat

2:58 am December, 2 Guid is Good said...

The DIY boob job was never going to go well straight after soccer practice.

7:51 am December, 2 Deltus said...

If he pokes them with those fingers, I’m afraid they’ll explode. They’re already under enormous pressure. And then it’ll be overcooked silicone as far as the eye can see.

8:19 am December, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

I see her equator!

10:50 am December, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Bigger is not always better.

7:36 pm December, 2 Steve L. said...

implanting silicone on apes is NOT funny.
the plastic surgeon that did this ought to be arrested.

9:03 am December, 3 Wheezer said...

@’Sock, 8:09 p.m. (12-01-2010) -
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Stupid work or something made me miss your post. Buuuuut, is this what you had in mind?

6:58 pm December, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Nothing in my solid or place geometry courses prepared me for the sight of either her boobs or the tiny triangles ensconced on them.

6:58 pm December, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

…plane…

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