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PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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This is not an unreasonable case to use the phrase “Kill IT WITH FIRE!”
Or maybe somebody already tried?
My turds only have corn kernels in them, never Jesus bling. Maybe I should consider changing my diet.
Seriously, fuck him. Where’s a goddamn baseball bat so I can give this jagoff the vigorous thrashing he so clearly deserves?
Now that’s one hell of a tan.
Looks like an electrician that touched the wrong wire
Chorus:
“I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor,
Make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door,
Diarrhea, uh! uh! “
No one told this poor idiot that he’s a waste of skin. Someone pass him the memo, please.
Excrement has a place, and that place is… this guy’s stupid bathrobe.
Does the Jizz Singer do Swanee on request?
He’s the Grand Poo-bah!
I’m going to have to disagree with DB1 on this one. Pics with no Hott chicks should not get a Douchie just because you name it the Solo award. The Hott is an integral part of the entire system here, regardless of how ridiculous this pile of excrement looks.
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However, this pic does remind me of a stained pair of boxers I once threw away.
Seriously, did a bowl of cocoa puffs blow up in his face?
He looks like a photnegative of Billy Idol.
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I guess he never learned that one should turn over every once in a while when tanning. You fail Cooking 101.
I kind of expect that’s what Andy Dufresne would have looked like after “crawling through five hundred yards of the most foul-smelling filth I could imagine.”
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I think Dicy should get one of those hoodies he has. Just don’t let her emulate his skin tone– or we’ll have to change her moniker to “Fecy.”
If this guy lived after this :
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He’d look exactly like the Jizz Singer
@ My own typing challenged self:
It’s “photonegative,” you dumbass.
Everyone laughed as Vinnie held the lighter up to the elephants ass. Nobody really thought the elephant could fart on demand.
Please, someone introduce him to some extremely militant Black Panthers.
Mammy,
Mammy,
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
I know where the sun shines best–
Mammy,
My little mammy,
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
I’m comin’,
Sorry that I made you wait.
I’m comin’,
Hope and trust that I’m not late, oh oh oh
Mammy,
My little Mammy,
I’d walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy! Oh oh oh…
Despite his friends warnings, Vinnie went ahead and put out the flaming bag of poop with his face.
In a tragic lapse of judgement, Vinnie decided to apply hairspray while lighting a cigarette.
Much to his embarrassment, Vinnie now knows to throw the M-80 in to the porta-potty after lighting it.
What can Brown do to you?
When this guy claims to be “the shit,” he’s not just frontin’.
Look at that hair stand up, too. He must be a Dapper Dan man.
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Er, make that a Diaper Dan man.
This guy might take (burnt) umbrage at our mocking comments.
Solid poop jokes RRR.
When bumpin’ uglies with the aforementioned-yet-absentee/unseen-bleeth, dost Jizz resembleth a large piece of squirming/hairy poo? Verily, it must be so.
@Nancy:
Well, solid poop is preferable.
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This guy has certainly left his (skid)mark on our collective consciousness.
The Jizz Singer should be given a 1 hour head start & then hunted down
@Wolfram:
1 hour is too long. Although he’d probably be easy enough to track, what with the fecal-stain trail he would leave behind.
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Heh, heh– “behind.”
C. Thomas Howell prepares to reprise his role in Soil Man.
I like when guy get so tan, that they actually look like they spread dirt on themselves.
This poor guy’s father never taught him how to wipe properly…
Hey Jizz your supposed to light the M80 and throw it away from you! not hold it to your face!
Woah. Whoever made that turd seriously needs to consult a physician. You know ’bout how you should seek medical attention if you find blood in your stool? Well this is waaaaaaaaay worse than a little fecal blood.
i weep for the toilet that has to (eventually?) flush this turd.
Hott is an integral part of the whole system here, no matter how ridiculous this pile of crap looks like.
This pic only makes me think of Robert DeNiro using a flame thrower in The Deerhunter – – Viet Nam scene.
Agreed Ted.
I Guess the Jizz Singer missed the lesson from the old Ren and Stimpy cartoons about whizzing on an electric fence.
Like a drought season rhyme goes, “If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down!”
In Pasadena poop squeezes out you.
I believe Redouche wins this thread at 4:08 with “(burnt) umbrage.”
I’ve flushed a lot of turds in my time, but there are few I’d enjoy watching be sucked down the drain more than this one.
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Huh?
Props to Southern Scrotic for beating me
to it.
I too get a huge static electrical charge when I see this fellow…in my taint hair.
Hott is an integral part of the whole system here, no matter how ridiculous this pile of shit it seems.