Friday, December 10, 2010
Douchiest Facial Fung: Triplefung
There were many pretenders to the facial manscaping crown. But there is only one Triplefung.
From October, a well earned 2010 Douchie Award.
He may not carve like the Legend of Brothabag Leon. But it’s a solid effort, nonetheless.
And by solid, I mean stupid.
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He sure is thoughtful, though, leaving us the hangy-down parts to hold onto with our hands while kneeing him in the face. You don’t find that kind of courtesy from your average scrotewank.
I believe his original category was “freak”. ‘Nuff said.
Their sunglasses are sooo small, wtf, they gotta work on their douching, they could get waay bigger sunglasses. These sunglasses actually look like they may block harmful UV rays, fucckin morons.
Triple the Fung with kissy face bung!
Fellatio handlebars.
He looks like he got hopped up on Ambien and tried eating out a hedge trimmer.
After his unfortunate glory hole fellatio incident with Stackhouse, Bernard successfully replaced his jaw with a rack of pygmie deer antlers.
Are those reigns hanging down from his face? No one wants to ride you Adidas face. (All Day I Dream About Shaving your rediculous fung off!)
these 2 love waistband accessories, that’s for sure. In fact, 3FUNG here might actually be carrying his facescaping tools in that sweet fanny pack of his.
For him, the worst part about those pubeytails is that they whisk the man gravey away from his mouth rather than into it.
Her head is the color and shape of a freshly liberated testicle. And by liberated I mean with a spork and one of those tiny camping can openers.
So…if 4prong ran headlong into triplefung, would the result be the douchy 7?
@Crucial Gore:
It’s spelled pygmy, and now you must change your name to Tomatoe Head.
…”eat out a hedge trimmer”.
Just peed myself. Thanks again, Sock.
I think that is possibly the sorriest way I’ve ever seen to hide male pattern baldness on one’s chin.
Actual that facial hair may improve her appearance. Yech
A million bucks says this assclown rides a Harley.
And I mean let off with a Spork and one of the small camping opener.
Disappointed that he could never grow antlers, Triplefung did the beard-doodley and affected his own white-tail conceit upon the club circuit, inspiring us all to want to take a billy club to his strange head.
Dude knows that dark close-fitting glasses and a bass-ackwards baseball cap do the right accessorizing for a Triplefung jaw design of dyed-black chin pubes contrasting with white chinny-chin hairs.
Sort of an Oreo-cookie inspiration, if you will.
introducing Gilette Mach 20…
which isn’t as stupendous as the Gilette 4-Dimensional Thingamajig that is preferred by Brothabag Leon, but still fucking creepy.
The white trash love them some bad facial hair and fanny packs. Are there roids and meth in that fanny pack? I think yes.
Have I died and gone back to the 90s?
Yes.
That face-that hair looks like the side pipes on my muscle car, whatever,pseudo biker dude.