Hottest Hott of the Year: Bracket 2
Who don’t love the Hottness? Here’s Bracket #2:
Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #1 (Bracket 2): Maureen from “Dr. Rosentongue”
From April, Maureen’s greased up perfect body, gorgeous hair and lithe teeth hottness of a smile are hampered only by the large glasses.
Without the ability to fully judge the eyes, Maureen’s hott can be questioned by the cynic.
However, boobies like that do the following three things:
1. Defy all cynicism
2. Inspire eternal angels to sing synchronic harmonies on the clouds above
3. Bounce jiggly
As such, Maureen is my love.
My future ex-wife.
My heaven and my sunshine.
My boobie hottie suckle thigh.
Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #2 (Bracket 2): Pamela From “The Calibag”
From mid August, Pamela continues an incredibly strong run for Brunettes in the second bracket.
Hers are the eyes that will drain your bank account.
She will leave you huddled and helpless, cowering naked with fear in your bathroom for the cruel excesses of an unjust universe.
But you’d do it all again.
For her perfume slays seals.
And her smile, while rare, is worth it.
Her shoulders call me to suckle on them.
And so I do.
And nibble.
And then suckle again.
Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #3 (Bracket 2): Holly from “Mister Liptatt and Holly”
Continuing the strong brunette quality ubergnaw, lets add Holly, a Yearly finalist for HCwDB of the Year, but a well deserved Hott finalist on her own, from April, to the mix.
Hott Vegas haunting body of sultry boobuousness.
Her uberhottness melts through the camera in a sultry gaze of pure female hottitude.
Hott.
Yes she is.
I babble.
I babble because she is hott.
Once I slapped a lemur for darting too quickly across the plain.
When the lemur asked me, “Why doest thou slap me?” I replied: “Becaue Holly’s Body is Hotty.”
And the lemur nodded his head knowingly.
Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #4 (Bracket 2): Arielle from “The Fratbrosephus Bros”
A Weekly winner in November, the Fratbrosphus Bros, with their smuggy Smirnoff Ice nonsense, wouldn’t have even been mocked if not for Arielle’s ethereal hottness.
But her perfect stare and hint of pokey boobie carries all into the future.
Making this a Four Hott Brunettte-Off.
Which of these four should win the coveted second Hottest Hott of the Year Douchie Award?
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
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Holly.
Hands Down.
Bracket 2 is more like it!
Let’s be honest. Holly = Elizabeth. But Elizabeth is doing the Lord’s work.
Arieille, oh you are special. I would so like to see more of you. You get my vote, anyways.
Making this a Four Hott Brunettte-Off? Well, I guess. I mean I am offing something right now, but it’s not brunette.
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And by offing, I mean I’m voting for sweet Arielle.
As much as I love me some Pamela, I swore an oath to Holly. Bow to Holly!! She is your Goddess.
Again I say, oh, Oh OH!!!
Holly please! Now um, please excuse me for a minute.
Holly FTW. All-timer. Even though parts of her are obscured by the glasses and the camera angle, she reveals more than enough set off the alarm for the boner police.
I thought that Holly and Elizabeth were the same hott, but I think a close examination of the breastesses reveals that they are in fact two separate hotts and four separate breastesses.
My vote is for Arielle. While the other contestants are equally worthy, Arielle’s dress strap slide leaves just enough to the imagination to make me forget I’m married.
I like Holly but she knows how hott she is. So Maureen is my vote for her oiled body and 9 out of 10 dentists recommend her pubes for proper flossing. But who am I kidding, I’d eat her turd.
My apologies for voting for Maureen again but she has thick Kroeger thighs and I like to keep my thighs close and my perfect bellies closer. What the fuck am I talking about? More Canadian lager please.
Arielle.
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The rest, while hott, are tainted with the aura of bleeth. I have nothing more to add, as my wiki is leaking national secretions all over my pants…
I
Love
Holly!
If Holly is actually Elizabeth then I’ll feel like a jack-ass, I’ve been saying she’s a dude since I first saw Elizabeth and have been in love with Holly since I first saw her.
Is my sexuality in question now? I need a beer.
Arielle FTW, and by win I mean her eyes call to me, her sings to me, her near-nip slip commands me to vote for her.
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Which is not to say that I would turn down a chance to oil Maureen up, massage Pamela’s delicate shoulders, and assist Holly out of her bikini.
By Jove, this is a tough call. Maureen there is a tasty little appetizer to three main courses of bhut jolokia hottness. In the normal run of things I may have voted for either Pamela or Arielle because those spaghetti straps and sultry eyed-stares alone are enough to reduce me to a quivering mess, but at the present time I’ve slept 6 hours of the past 48 and my mental output is reduced to nil. The lizard brain has completely taken over and it lusts after Holly, for she has bared damn near all to the world and left very little to the imagination. Hell, for all I know she is cross-eyed behind those Bleeth shades but I don’t care. At least not right now. So I’m going to live in the moment and vote for Holly.
Pamela
Is it just me or do Pamela and Arielle look like the same person?
Just to play devil’s advocate, both Maureen and Holly could have eyes on stalks hiding behind those Bleeth Blockers of theirs. I’m just sayin’.
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But it matters not, for Arielle has won my heart. For at least the next few seconds. Then I will suddenly lose interest. But after I clean up and recharge a little, she will win my heart yet again.
Oh, my vote is Maureen.
It’s gotta be Arielle. Sweet small town innocence fouled by 2 midwest bags.
Princess Arielle…oh how I long to stalk thee.
I shall be there, through the long cold night, to watch over you, from the shrubs.
Arrielle FTW
Arielle. Sha la la la la la my oh my, how I want to kiss the girl.
Holly.
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She makes me moan involuntarily and start warbling the chorus to that old Joe Jackson song…
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If my eyes don’t deceive me, there’s something going wrong around here…
Holly almost pulled it out…er…off, but Arielle is what wet dreams are made of. Hands down (and all over) Arielle for the prize.
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BTW, unless she had them removed (or grew them, depending on chronology of the photos) Holly is not Elizabeth by virtue of the presence or lack thereof of three little moles in strategic places.
Holly FTW… much love for the cock-ring bikini and that belly that could shell an unsuspecting walnut.
Holly, comes in at a distant second, and unfortunately gets automatically eliminated due to the shades.
Doesn’t really matter though. Arielle is more lovely than any being to ever tread across the earthly domain.
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She is hotter then the core of a nuclear reactor.
She is more smokin’ than the inside of Willie Nelson’s tour bus.
She makes the women from bracket #1 look like a day at the Humane Society.
Pamela
Arielle, she’ s multitasking with that come hither look,the slight off shoulder strap reveal and all the while rockin’ the smirnoff ice and updating facebook with her phone.
Number4!!!
Arielle. Because she is beyond hot. This bracket is a strong field, but she stands out even still. (and that’s not the only thing that is standing out)
Holly, FTW.
Unfair! Foul! How can anyone compete with Holly?! Give Maureen a pass on this round.
Arielle
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I just gave Anonymous my credit card number in exchange for a copy of this picture with the dbs removed.
Holly in the bikini leaves nothing to the imagination and looks killer. Arielle is that very pretty business receptionist that makes you forget why you came there. The dress strap droop just adds to the sexiness.
Arielle gets my vote.
Arielle makes cowardly men do naked, aerial feats on a bungee cord, and courageous men trip their feet, land on their buns and pop the zipper on their wide-wale cords….all the while dropping her satin shoulder straps in the tail-end direction of her spinal cord.
YES.
Holly. I want to see her and Elizabeth in an Evil Twin cat fight.
I love brunettes!!! I’m going Arielle.
-April needs a serious de-greasing and de-bleething. She doesn’t do it for me.
-Pamela is a close second place here. I stared at her the longest. Love the incrutibility factor. There’s a certain mystery to her expression. Beautiful girl, no doubt.
-Surprised how many votes Holly is getting. Maybe you dudes are just mesmerized because she’s showing the most skin? No argument she has a great body, but her face is pretty busted if you ask me. A bit of a horse face.
Arielle, is the movie star quality beauty here. The almost nip-slip seals the deal cause it gives you a lot to think about. She is entirely unbleethy as well. I’m impressed.
Pamela, oh Pamela your natural amber skin tone calls to me, your sultry Latina stare mesmerizes me, your curvaceous round mounds beckon me. While you give off a vibe of unobtainum I still say you are Muy Caliente!!!! and thus deserving of winning this bracket.
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Honorable mention to Holly and her oh so slightly noticeable camel toe
Holly – FTW
Pamela. Law Firm receptionist quality hottness.
It can only be Arielle!
Holly from “Mister Liptatt and Holly”
Holy Holly, Douche-man! Arielle just can’t compete!
Holly FTW!!!
Holly gets the win, with a nod to Arielle. You got screwed in this bracket, sweetie. I won’t stoop to the usual jokes that would normally follow that line.
Holly FTW; her body gives new meaning to the phrase “My Space”.
Unfortunately, I can’t vote for Arrielle even though she is obviously the hottest hott of the 4. For two reasons:
1. She is a actress (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2036142/) and the Hottest hott should be limited to regular folk. It’s just unfair…it would be like putting Charlize Theron in the category against some regulars…
2. She is a Lesbian. Although the thought of it doubles me over with convulsion, I picture her turning the tables on all males and moking them with her incredible beauty knowing that no man shall enter.
Holly FTW
Slide, Slide, Slip and Slide
The lovely Maureen for the win.
Better, but I still recall better ones this year that didn’t make the cut.
I gotta go with Holly. I think my brain refuses to register any woman so hot. She just looks like plastic fantasy from my end. But I know she’s not. The only fantasy is that she’ll consummate her existence with anyone other than a raging slimy douche.
Holly FTB (For The ‘Bate)
I didn’t notice Holly’s shades until I saw Arielle’s ariella wanting to peek from beneath that sliding-off-the-shoulder satin lingerie-type outfit she’s trying to wear.
Damn.
This former Holly supporter is voting for THE MOMENT — Arielle’s near slip and overall non bleeth takes the prize for moi.
Damn Bleethy shades! Really, has Holly been wearing them all this time?
Pamela vs. Arielle???
I’m actully gonna argue that Arielle is not sultry enough to be hot…she’s actually a girl next door hot, but if you lived in Paris.
Pamela it must be.
AoD
Hard to tell for sure with the sunglasses. Gotta go with Arieille!
@ Bueller.
This Nathalie character is a little more Paula Abdul than Arielle.
@ Medusa
How’s that midwest weather treating you? Just to piss you off, here’s the San Diego weather report for today: Sunny, 80 degrees, nice little swell out of the southwest 3′ to 4′. Water’s a bit chilly at 55 degrees, but that’s still way warmer than Chi-town right now.
Go ahead and call me a pussy…..I don’t mind.
Has to be Holly. Even though the big sunglasses point to Stage 2 Bleeth, I’ d dry-hump her teddy bear. Then, I’d walk out of the room, with pants full of gleet and shame in my eyes.
Bleath blockers should be an auto dq for who knows what lurks beneath…
Pamela for a tasty, tasty win.
@ Wedgie 4:24
You pussy! Wear your bunny slippers to the beach, you crybaby!!! ;) It just bottomed out at 10 degrees here in Abe Lincoln’s armpit and the winds are kicking up to about 20 mph. But all these bikini’d boobies are warming me up. And by warming I mean there’s a freakin’ slip ‘n’ slide in my drawers right now. I’m typing with one hand and hanging onto the chair with the other. Or else I’m gonna shoot off this thing crotch-first and break my kneecap on the wall.
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Anyway! Sorry, boys, but I gotta disagree. Sunglasses are an automatic DQ. Sure, she’s got a hot bod and a sexy smile. But you lose a LOT when you cover the eyes. I’ve learned that the hard way many a time. Once I was getting pursued online by a rather handsome fella, but none of his pics were without shades. I asked him to send one, and when he did, it was like I was staring at the frackin’ creature from the black lagoon. I shit you not. He was perfectly dashing until I saw his bug eyes with the huge, puffy bags under them and his nasty-ass caterpillar unibrow. FUCK! Seriously. So after that, I learned, NEVER get hot about anyone until you see the whites of its eyes!!!
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That being said, I vote Arielle. All sorts of rosy-cheeked, GND hotness, with them perky lil’ boobies and smooth, smooth skin…..Damnit. I’m giving myself a cervical exam with my left hand now. This shit’s gonna make me paint the wall with my squirt.
I said it once, I’ll say it again, Arielle is quality tail. She beats the rest of these ladies for the above reasons Medusa listed. Well except I won’t be squirting my walls with any fluids this evening, that’s more of a Tuesday night thing.
Arielle for a chance at Hott History!
Arielle ftw… none of the other bleeth’s come close (cause of the bleeth factor)
Arielle FTW, That is one damn pretty woman
Holly, I can forgive the sunglasses. If she want to make in the final round she needs to lose them…
Arielle is perky and Rachel Bilson hott, but… who am I to disagree with a lemur… pre simians know their shit. Holly.
Holly
After first review I was going to cast my vote for Holly. That bikini is damn near perfect as is her supple tanned body. And by “cast my vote” I mean rub one out in the shower.
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But upon further review, I have to agree with many of the comments that sunglasses are a huge drawback. You can’t see into the soul of a person without looking at their eyes. And to win the coveted Hottest Hott award one must bare all. Plus there’s the issue that while not showing any obvious outward signs, I suspect that Holly is at least a stage 2 bleeth.
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So my vote is for sweet Arielle. Real-world hott and oh so close to a nip-slip and she doesn’t even care. Arielle FTW!
This has to go to Arielle. Hs there ever been a more perfect side boobage? She is so perfect an untouched specimen that she could almost appear in the girl next door. The two inheritence babies that are with her would certainly disqualify any of that nonsense.
Holly = Elizabeth?
You tell me.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7686/hollyandelizabeth.jpg
There’s quite a LOT of quality in this bracket. But, i have to go with Arielle–she is all that is heavenly.
Second to Mila Kunis–i mean Pamela
Third to… damn this is a quality bracket
Medusa paints a lovely mental picture while she decks the walls with spouts of jolly. Fa la la la la nom nom nom nom! What a bracket! Any of these girls would dominate Bracket 1. I’ve been waiting to see sweet, succulent Holly get her rightful place in the Hall of Hott…but, Medusa is right again. The glasses might be sheltering beautiful jewels or Marty Feldman eyes. Her body is superb but the glasses leave doubt. Arielle gets my vote because she is Helen of Troy kind of beautiful and looks like her right hand is holding a Glock to take care of the DBs after she finishes her tasty malt beverage.
maureen’s dude has a sun-burned head: no.
holly is only hot because she is showing skin, desperation is only sorta hot.
arielle: too many douches, plus she likes it. baguette
Pamela: knows cali is a douche. knows she is the shit.
PAMELA. i would use her jaw as my protractor
Holly.
i’m sorry but i will have to hand this one to Holly. i would’ve voted for Arielle if her smugness doesn’t annoy the hell out of me.
Arielle.
Holly. No question.
it isn’t even fair a girl from bracket one will have to compete against anyone from bracket two…pamela for the win
In reply to HELIX…not the same gals. Notice the earlobes and the area where the collarbones meet, just for starters. As a working figure artist, there are other details that would take me more time to explain, but it’s still fun to imagine these two to be one and the same gal. They aren’t.
Holly wins all day long.
I submitted about 4 pictures of her along with this one. Unless DB1 still has them, they are lost in cyberspace forever. I even had an ass pear picture of her. It was ripe and ready to be picked. You all would have loved it as I did.
By the way, Holly and Elizabeth are not the same girl. Trust me.
Arielle FTW. Holly seems a stage Bleethy too far and Arielle has problems getting dressed. Something to look for in a woman.
I don’t decide these things, I just try to make it fun and easy to compare for oneself.
HOWEVER – check out the belly buttons, and tell me that’s not the same girl.
In reply to BUELLER…..indeed, Arielle is an actress. That does seem to disqualify her.
Perhaps our own Baron is on spot, and an Evil Twin cat fight between Holly and Elizabeth would be a grand event. Maureen could supervise the grease application. Pamela could ring the bell. Our own MEDUSA could referee and declare the winner.
@Wedgie:
Die, SoCal bastard! Damn you for flaunting your balmy San Diego “winter” weather at we who suffer through a frozen hell. The temp topped out here in Iowa at 6 today! 6 degrees above freakin’ ZERO! And it was windy, too!
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I also discount Bleeth-wear giant shades out of hand. Well, I might use my hand for a few minutes just looking at the glistening cleavite of Maureen and Holly’s total package of KAPOW! But I can’t vote for them. The shades are a dealbreaker.
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As much as I love to stare at Arielle in the hopes that we’ll finally see that silky top droop completely off, I have to vote for Pamela. Ay-yay-YAIII! We just don’t get incredible, exotic, curvaceous Latinas around here in the heart of whitebread cornfed country. She makes me want to run for the border and not come back. Of course, Wedgie is only a half-mile from there, so he sees this sort of beauty every day– one more reason I hate him.
Holly vs Arielle this early?! Rrrrrgh…
…Holly FTW,
Holly is so hot that my girlfriend imagines that I’m Holly when she sexes me up… and I pretend the same thing. Holly and confused sexual identities for the win.
Tough call between Pamela and Arielle.
Like deciding between lunch with Teddy Roosevelt or brunch with Jesus.
I’m going to go with Arielle. I have a thing for the caramel-colored girls.
arielle is the sweetest maple syrup. pour that on your pancakes
Arielle, less is more.
Holly has the body, and has always been one of my favorites…but Arielle is gorgeous beyond belief.
Holly. Holy sweet mother of god, Holly!
Arielle, as she seems the least bleethed.
Ah Maureen:) thank you db1
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They are ALL hot hot hot!!! But Maureen is the fairest (and hotest) of the Hotts. And it was damn nice of her dad to drop in and give her a hug for winning the Prize!
May I just take a moment to note how wonderful it is that all of us are not lusting after the same girl? That honest, thoughtful men can respectfully disagree about the hotness quotient without resorting to name-calling and/or violence? Would that American politics were still so civil.
That being said, anyone who votes for other that the beauty that is Pamela is out of their f&$#@g mind, and should immediately be castrated.
@Scooby Douche,
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I hear ya hombre.
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I had Pamela a close second to Arielle.
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The other two are hott (ie:nice bodies but who knows what d’fock’s going on with their faces), and still they are just another bunch of stage 2 at least, in a long long of diseased REHAB bleethdom… hell, even their pics clearly indicate the depths to which they have sunk.
How can we vote for bleeth’s in the HOTTEST HOTT CATEGORY PEOPLE!!!!11!!!1!!
Arielle FTW
Arielle gets my vote.
The sultry look, side-boob peak and the ever tantalizing, could happen any time, just wait for it, wait, wait….. wardrobe malfunction boobie sneak!
And all natural too boot….yummy!
Another fine selection of hotts, this time mostly of the tanned variety.
So the breakdown as I see it: Maureen is nice, but she looks awfully young despite the presence of old creepy bag Dr. Rosentongue.
Pamela has a type of oriental exotica coupled with a natural elegance that I find most attractive.
Holly is a slightly more tanned version (appearance-wise) of Elizabeth. That’s not a bad thing, but I have to agree with the sunglasses call. Eyes need to be seen.
Which leaves Arielle. She really is the business. My vote and heart go to her.
Arielle FTW!
All are worthy of being locked in the basement, but Arielle… Arielle deserves the special spot in the attic.
I vote for Arielle.
Holly & Elizabeth aren’t the same… too many differences in the photos… look at earlobes…
My vote is for Arielle. Unless she’s dq’d. In which I should give her a spanking. While I vote for Holly.
Holly from “Mister Liptatt and Holly”
deer gawd, thank you for making arielle. amen.
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ps @ nancy what happens on tuesdays?
This bracket has the hottest Hotts so far. All are worthy of winning a bracket, but since only 1 can win the bracket I go with Arielle FTW!
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Oh, 100th, bitches!!!!
Holly – that was easy
Holly FTW
Great bracket, but Arielle FTW.
Pamela is a sultry delight, that black lace barely containing her bountiful glories, and her full, pink lips, slightly parted in a siren’s call to any man with a pulse. But her eyes– her deep, dark, sensuous eyes whose gaze penetrates my soul and makes me question all my life choices to this point as they have not led me to being at her side, while that bald tool with his gargantuan California bling-pendant is. Her eyes captivate and enslave me. I would let Brazilian Emo Hulk use me as a towel if I could simply have Pamela’s eyes blink back tears of pity for a second before he rolled my limp carcass into a burrito and ate me.
I hate getting in late to a voting– I had to leave work early yesterday and was without internet access all night at home!
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I said it before: I would be remiss if I voted for anything other than the palpable, mind-numbing, achingly stunning, all-consuming beauty of Arielle. She would carry the day regardless of what guy was juxtaposed with her, as any guy is gong to look like well-stirred fungal ass-crust by comparison.
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I don’t care if she is a professional actress (although I don’t think she is actually Nathalie Kelley), her near breast reveal tantalized every guy, reg or lurker alike back in early November. I lost about three full work days just staring at that picture. She is the ne plus ultra of hottness in this contest.
This is too hard, and by hard I mean difficult. I would gladly escort Arielle to a more massive planet, on the chance that the stronger gravitational force would completely reveal her beauty. And by beauty I mean. . .
arriel
@douche whisperer, you’re not going to bate me into falling for that trap of a question.
Holly is the stuff that dreams are made of. And they’re usually not dry dreams. HOLLY FTW.
I’m going with Arielle. I’m not 100% convinced that she’s Nathalie Kelly. Second, as hot as Holly is, I’m not thinking she is 100% real. Sexy as all get out, but Arielle is natural perfection.
PLEASE DON”T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
This bracket is just loaded with talent but Holly stands out as the one capable of grinding down to nothing any pecker worthy of her attention. Holly all the way! sort of speak….
I second my vote for slippery Maureen.
From the moment I laid eyes on Holly’s bow flex body I’ve had a constant drool….also I no longer wear underware. But, the fact that she would even be in the presance of Lippscrote and go to Rehab because she wanted to (I had been forced in a drunken no sleep for days contiue the party on a Sunday by the bros) makes her less attractive and at least a stage 2.
Now Arielle….sweet Arielle, actress….dyke….whatever, you are the type of hott that gaybays want as ‘the one woman they slept with’
You make that hungover day at the office hurt so much less…..
You make catholic school boys masterbate at the tender age of 8…..then tell their mom about the explosive experience….
You put me in a daze making it oh so harder to type….
Arielle FTW
I would enjoy rogering Liptatt with my giant jelly dong, so I vote for Holly & Liptwat. She is a hot bitch with curves and straight guys like that, right?
Holly FTW
Oh and I still like cockk
this bracket is the equivalent of Stackhouse-FourProng Group of Douche…so much quality tail should face off much later in the Tourney…
I say Arielle FTW…
but Holly comes back to the final via a Hott Repechage bracket…
Tough call here,,,,Im in Brunette heaven, all look awesome, partial bleeths, possible DQ if Arielle is a pro actress / model in my book.
Holly’s body is holy. FTW, I dont even need to see her eyes that body kills.
Cockring bikini.
Arielle
Holly FTW. Others are hott, but I have to vote with my penis on this, and my penis likes Holly the most.
The brackets are a TEEENSY bit unbalanced (although I would still stack my Elizabeth agaisnt any of these girls…guh…wha…
Sorry, I just lost my train of thought after “Elizabeth” and stack”…uhh….
YEAH. VOTING. I would cut off an arm to get with any of these girls, but I would cut off one of my MOTHER’S arms to get with Holly.
I vote Holly.
Maureen and Holly have to have point deductions for sun goggles. Pamela just looks pissed off. Ariel on the other hand rises above the scrotitude behind her in a way that makes my pants too tight. Oh, Ariel! Put down those Smirnoffs and let that cami fall off your shoulder.
holly
Holly. I would have picked Arielle, but her tit looks deflated.
Holly. Holy Holly!
Holly. Directly to the Hall I say!
Arielle, please.
Can’t vote against Holly’s body…
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Holly FTW
Holly has her work cut out for her in carrying Liptatt’s sorry ass through Bracket #1 of the Douchies. I don’t think she can maintain such an ironhott streak throughout The Awards, though she’s certainly worthy of winning this bracket.
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However, I’m going with Arielle FTW. I hate Holly’s “stunna shades” (because I’m a hatter, and that’s what we do), and Arielle is unencumbered by such monstrosities. She is like the sweet, fresh, downy snow of a winter morning as I sip a cup of hot chocolate, and then the warm, cozy comforter under which I am fwapping while I cry myself to sleep in my parents’ basement (because, again, I’m a hatter, and that’s what we do).
Holly. There can be no other from this bracket.
Arielle FTW…whether she is les or not, actress or not…she still has that redeeming quality that if those 2 douches could hang out with her, then the rest of us have a fighting chance…
Arielle… so good, that I don’t even see the douche-twinks next to her. Which is a good thing. Pamela is running a close second for quality brunette action, but the naughty spaghetti strap drop of Arielle wins it.
Boner Police- funny word. I think Pam looks like a cool chick.
As much as I’d love Elanor on all fours, failing that, Arielle FTW.
Arielle.
I will go for Arielle. While she simply is hott, the others are tainted with bleeth all over their face and body.
Arielle FTW.
“Holly! Here’s your landing lights, Holly!”
…and by “landing lights” I mean my face.
Holly. Holly. Holly.
Arille reminds me why small tits can be amazing. She also carries no sign of the bag except those that are around her neck.
Holly FTW.. how you haunt my dreams!
Maureen = no bikini bottom = winner
Arielle FTW, she makes the enchanted meadow of hotness fall into chaos as her seductive eyes lay waste to all that could be disney and let her shear animalistic appeal grudgingly replace all the 11 year old nights spent spanking it to Jasmine. in short, i’d do time for that ass.
grip n sip
Vote for Maureen or I will kill you all! If hott induced homicidal rampage does not sway this vote then every douchebag who did not toe the party line will die of terminal griecovirus. I curse thee
Arielle Arielle Arielle Arielle. thank you.
Holly. Even though I know she’d rather have a one night stand with a hairy 300 lb. sweaty, balding Greek slime ball with genital warts and a crooked brown penis than your sorry ass because he owns a bar, and you don’t. Because Holly knows how to reach for that brass ring, even if it means straddling a pair of fat, warty, eggplant shaped goose egg balls and a dick like a gnarled shillelagh to get it.
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Ugh. I want to throw up and rub one out at the same time. Someone get me a gym sock and a bucket. Just assume which is for what task, because it’s not what you expect.
You’re making me choose between Arielle and Holly? In the first round? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I’ll go with Holly. Those rings just kill me. But it’s an extraordinarily difficult choice.
Holly has a smoking body, but the shades hide the face. Therefore Arielle has my vote as the complete package.
Holly
Oh. My. God.
How can it be Arielle? It cannot. It must not. Sunglasses be damned!
The boobaciously blissfull, taut, ringy curvitude that is Holly surpasses all Hotts who have graced us with their divine vision for the past 12 months.
Holy Holly Hott is truely the one.
Holly FTW.
Holly Hottbody!!!!