The Ricky: Pete from “Pete Tentatively Makes the Rocker Horns”
While the voting carries on for the Hottest Hott Brackets, a bunch of awards to give out today.
First up, the 2010 Douchie Award For the douchiest everyday average shmoe, aka”The Ricky.” Given this year by Jonezy:
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The Ricky is reserved for the bag that has only been lightly dusted with douchery, where the signifiers are minor and hardly offensive, and though his decisions while regrettable, can hardly be scorned.
For the Ricky bag is in hot pursuit of some tail, and when presented with the prospect of capturing some quality Hott, the bounds of douchbaggery can become blurred. We’ve all been a Ricky at some point, so we say to the Rickster, “go on with your bad self” and wish him well on his pursuit of the Hott.
So in culling the annals of an entire year’s worth of horrendous pictures, there are quite frankly very few instances where mock is replaced with encouragement.
However, back in September we find a worthy winner of the Rickybag award in Pete replete with Rocker Horns. Sure he’s tossing a stupid hand gesture, and yea, his shirt is an Xtra Small, but when you see that Pete is within touching distance of a delectable quality Hott like Desiree, you find it easy to suppress your mock and wish the best for little Pete, who bizarrely has an identical chin as the original Ricky. And so we say, go on with your bad self Pete, and please try to avoid clicking the BEH links in Pete’s post.
A few others are close, such as first runner up Pec Star and friend, who received double mock in October as well. More leniency for his friend sporting a casual and acceptable hang loose, whereas without the Pec Star tatts, I could forgive the puka necklace in pursuit of the young probably not legal hotts in matching attire. Go get ‘em fellas.
And also back in November, as DB1 was obviously cleaning the cabinets of subprime Douche pics, NYPD Old Bag is hardly offensive and generally just happy to have some lovely young ladies joining his nautical adventures. Even Orangest Orange contender, Mandarin Orange, is a rather Ricky-like bag, not to mention this guy.
And finally, strictly because we all enjoy some reminder pear, a nottadouche more than a Ricky from back in July.
Another great year of mock everyone, and so we say to this year’s Ricky winner Pete. “GET SOME”.
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Nice. Why does this generation have to put on faces and hand signals? Why do they need pictures to remind them of every second of their sad existence? Why does that teen pear give me a boner? I gotta shovel the driveway that’s why.
Nottadouche ass-pear was quite worthy, I must say.
.Among the many rhetorical questions in my life;
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1) When the f*** did “party” become a verb?
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2) When the f*** did the “F*** You” hand signal become rocker horns?
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3) What’s so f***ing funny about Peace, Love and Understanding, anyways?
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But that’s just me…
Nice work. Ricky all the way
Was pondering…..what happened to the classic “rock out” gesture?You know…the thumb, index, and pinky finger up in the air while head-banging(not bagging) at a Alice in Chains(Layne era) concert? I did it, you did it and we are not bags. Now the hand has lost the pinky, and alot of times the thumb, and the palm is often turned sideways, half sideways, or even upside down. There is no Pantera in the background….just annoying heart pumping house…..what gives?
And while I’m on a ramble with my paperwork pushed aside…what happened to the classic peace sign? index and middle finger in the air…..make love not war man….john lennon not john mayerbag….now the peace sign has turned into a side scissor chop to try to look cool while having your picture taken by “napkin nights” @Pure in Vegas??? So lost,and confused, and still dazed by the ganga-granola I ate @The Dead show in 91′
nottadouche pear is a blow-up doll, just sayin’.
If I had my chance to get wit a slatternly Juliette Lewis stunt double, I’d be gettin’ my bag on as well.
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Roll, Rick; Roll.
That’s Angel Dark!
@DarkSock: good call. Not a total doppleganger, but definitely Juliette Lewis-ish. JL is one of those actresses that, although not obviously bombshell-hott like a Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johanssen, really gets the motor running when I cast my gaze upon her.
@ DouchJ Pauly Douche
I’m sorry to be the one to have to break this two you, but the rocker horns never included the thumb, you were doing it wrong.
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The rocker horns w/ thumb is the love sign.
Nice write-up, Jonezy! Good selections, too.
@massengill….been doing it wrong for a long time then. Oh well….maybe i really am a douche….or maybe i just love. Alot. Especially when Im rockin out. Thats it I love to rock out so much i’ve been showin the rock love for over 30yrs. Peace. Rock. Love. Douchechode
Sweet belly reveal shirt guy. Rock on with your semi-douchey self. Good pick Jonezy.
@Andy, what you don’t like to party? Do you like to get some?
I just passed a wet corn kernel that had more girth than that little bukakai bleeth
Rhonda Rhinoplasty is very cute and make having to look at Pete tolerable.
@Jonezy,
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Word up. And thx 4 a bit o’ pear as well. Now, go on wif yo’ bad self Ricky.
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Peace and love. Peace and love.
Good choice. Plus extra credit for getting a pornstar named Angel to pose with you and show a sincere smile. And by sincere, I mean payday.
Another great choice and another great write-up. Nice work, Jonezy!
Well put, Jonezy. Even is Pete has a bit of an Andy Dick vibe, he’s tryin’ hard and it’s working for him. Rock on, Ricky.
How perfect would it have been for Jonezy to select this guy instead of Pete? Today is Monkey Day 2010, after all.
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Get some… feces thrown at you!
Niiice Jonezy. You called it: the too small shirt especially is getting boarderline, but he is definitely pretty harmless. The bewildered look on his face says it all. He’s got no idea how he got into the picture, whether he should be in the picture, and what he’s going to do after it’s taken.
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She will collect the $25 he paid her to pose with him and go find her boyfriend.
Admit that this guy looks EXACTLY like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead. ADMIT IT.
Wow, Porn Actress Angel Dark is now part winner of a Douchie!!!!
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoawhoawhoawhoaWHOA!!!!
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NYPD Oldbag is “hardly offensive”? Why? Because you tempered your gag reflex harvesting crow vomit downwind from a paper mill?
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That’s where you lost me, champ. The Zardoz nut sling is the Devil’s Handbag. No one can ever un-wear something like that.
Rickybag Pete has a dull future in middle management.
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er no wait. middle management is reserved for middle-tier hotts only.
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Rickybag Pete has a dull future as a WalMart greeter.
I think the Garnet Hill catalogue has sheets that look like that skinny Hott’s dress. As for the Ricky bag Pete here, his sliver of tummy shows itself the minute he pops the hand signal.
Big Eye Joe wins. And we all know why.
Good work Jonezy, but NYPD Oldbag’s faux butt floss is down right wrong.