Friday, December 17, 2010
Hottest Hott of the Year #2: Arielle from “The Fratbrosephus Bros”
Our second Douchie Award Winner to be named a variation of the Little Mermaid, Arielle’s sultry stare, her soft, sensual lips, and her off-strap boobie pokey, were all too hott to be denied.
A worthy victory, and a fortnight of DB1 to shoulder suckle like a half starved lemur deprived of woodland nuts and berries.
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this is the most smirnoff ice i’ve ever seen
The seductive tease of potential wardrobe malfunction cinched it for her. Mind you, that face and bod didn’t harm her chances.
A very deserving win for Arielle. You go girl. Hang on, make that you come: over to Australia and I will show you the sights.
Elizabeth is going to run away with this one, and I’m okay with that.
My showdown wishes of Elizabeth vs Holly has been denied. Arielle is hot and worthy choice. I am still waiting for that nip slip.
Arielle should be a contender for HoH.
Actually, I believe DB1 intended there to be two Hottest Hott winners, not a boob-to-boob showdown at the end, so there will be nobody destroying anybody at the end. Just sapphic tickling and rubbing. Correct me if I’m wrong here, DB1.
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And I’m O.K. with that. Although Holly makes me go “yuhhhmmmm,” Arielle makes me go “AUGUGHHHHH .” How do you quantify that?
^Holly, Elizabeth, whoever. Who cares if they have names?
I want to poke her boobie with 2 fingers lightly, like a scolded teen gingerly waking his parents because he missed the bus again.
Since wes be talken bout hotties…….http://plixi.com/p/62992060
Two winners. Because hotts deserve two awards for the joy they bring and dream of purity of essence they invoke.
Whoops……Christmas Pear
When it comes to pear–everyone is a winner.
Whoa– Christmas pear pic just made me jump from Santa’s “Nice” list to the “Naughty” one. I would totally Comet in her Vixen.
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Arielle is a worthy winner. She is exquisite and I would have taken any excuse from DB1 to post her pic on the front page again.
So…she can’t speak? PERFECT WOMAN!
Actually, I believe DB1 intended there to be two Hottest Hott winners, not a boob-to-boob showdown at the end,
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Damn. I was all set to bring the kiddie pool and jello…
Arielle and her real boob slip strap. If I was in the preseance of this woman I WOULD DRINK A sMIRR ICE TOO
The look on her face tells me she isn’t enjoying the fake headlock any more than the Smirnoff Ice.
If you zoom in, you can see that there is an unsent text on the phone in her hand. “Help me! I’m over by the bar. Just follow the scent of Drakkar and malt liquor. I’m about 2 minutes from landing the starring role in The Accused 2!!!”
@Dude McCrud……Drakkar….that took me back to like tenth grade….I was thinking more Tommy for douche hairy-chest reveal
Someone needs to rush in there help her with that strap. And I’m just the man with the scissors to do it.
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Except in this instance I would use my penis.
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Although, as with scissors, I was always told not to run while holding my penis.
All the easy girls in 8th grade luved Drakkar. I remember it like it was yesterday… and not last week.
Sweeeeeet.
if getting a hot chick drunk on Smirnoff Ice is, in fact, as easy as this pic seems to suggest, then i shall raise a bottle of Smirnoff Ice -
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i can’t. sorry.
Just follow the smell of the Holy Land and malt liquor. I have 2 minutes to win the leading role in The accused two
^ Most redundant spam post ever.
malt liquor. I have 2 minutes
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Think about it.
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