Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:42 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Al I can think about is pushing this stoop into the pool behind them.

9:47 am July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Give him a few years and he’ll look like THIS

10:01 am July, 14 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Why do i keep thinking there is a lot of family loving going on in this picture.

10:05 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

His head is a Cockupine.

10:06 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

His head is like the U.S. House of Representatives: Buncha Little Pricks.

10:24 am July, 14 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Next… these people suck.

10:26 am July, 14 Anonymous said...

Hey, what’s wrong with accountants?!?

10:36 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Cockupine

10:37 am July, 14 Mr. White said...

It’s Pinhead’s effeminate son. Pinhead has always been disappointed that his son went to art college instead of taking over the family business of harvesting souls.

10:38 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His momma calls him 5 grit.

10:38 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

French Prickler

10:39 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hedgecock.

10:40 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Those french fries look good though. The ones on the table, not the ones on his head.

10:54 am July, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Second picture of this tool clutching his cell in his hand. What important f’ing call are you waiting on ?

11:03 am July, 14 tall guy said...

@Magnum Douche, yeah I hate seeing that. I also can’t stand when some folk get all impatient and become discourteous in queues and shit. I feel like saying to them, “hey, tool, who’s in a hurry to see you?”
Finally, Pickles’ been getting far too much exposure. Tank this guy. Immediately!

11:04 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

@my fellow detective, dude must be big in the import/export biz. I know I would love to import my foot where he exports his uh, his poop. Damn I fucking hate Thursdays. I should probably see a doctor about this rage problem.

11:10 am July, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

He’s just celebrating National French Fries Day. Hopefully he will top off the evening by immersing his head in the deep fat frier.

11:17 am July, 14 jonezy said...

ND, you should get your gonnorwartyphilis checked too. just by viewing this guy’s picture you may have contracted at least 3 different strands of herpes
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I actually sculpt my pubes in the same general configuration as this chump.
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My anal pubes that is.
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What?

11:38 am July, 14 Douchie Arnaz said...

Man, Weird Al Yankovic there must have lost a battle with a light socket.

11:50 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

@jonezy, aagh foot herp! No worries, I kept my socks on.

11:51 am July, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

I almost feel bad for this guy. He exudes damn near zero douche aura below the forehead (no sneer, Jesus bling, greased chest, chinstrap/fung, six pound watch, obnoxious belt buckle, GSR) but goddamn, there is just no excuse for that hair. I’m sure a spectacle like that takes a far longer time to prepare than Suzie just pulling back a ponytail and being ready to hit the pool. Any time a man takes longer on his hair than a woman = autodouche. Sorry, Prickles. Actually, fuck you, you should be the one apologizing.

12:31 pm July, 14 the douche is alright said...

are we sure that its not the same girl in both pics? natalia = suzie?

12:37 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Prickles decided that life was too short to hide his shame from what happened during the dolphin molestation he incurred when he was just a lad of six when his parents encouraged him to go swimming in the tank at Sea World.

12:50 pm July, 14 baffomet said...

Seriously? Why throw the accountants under the bus????

2:15 pm July, 14 Stephanie said...

Hey I have a tool for getting a spider web off of the ceiling and it looks like him. He’s that “weird guy” in accounting.

2:57 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

@ Doc B: I have worked on a project that involves dolphins and let me tell you: male dolphins will speed-fuck anything you toss in that tank, including canned hams. Rest assured, when you plunk down $150 for little Suzy/Timmy to swim with the dolphins at the themed aquarium/water park this summer it will be with gal dolphins.
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fish fuckers
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lol

4:58 am July, 15 Douchble Helix said...

1. Maybe it’s a disease
2. Maybe the broads get stuck to it. Like Velcro™
3. Suppose those are authentic Ray Bans?

6:18 am July, 15 Tony Ventresca said...

^ So I guess I’m not the only person who’s sick of Ray Bans? lol

9:18 am July, 15 idfma said...

He could put all of our eyes out simultaneously with that shit on his head.

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