Friday, July 29, 2011
Friday Haiku
Spikey Greaser smirks,
Carmen Miranda fish lips,
Logan Doesn’t Run.
beady-eyed ballbag,
sucks scary spice to sternum,
wears casual slacks.
— Colossus of Choads
Mommy, where does Poo
Come from? You came from my box
You silver haired freak.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Cirque Du Soleil said
“He’s too douchy, even for us”
Grabs Bleeth for comfort
— The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse
Comic-Con reject.
Captain Dingle-Berry fly
Back to Ur-Anus.
— Ol’ Dirty Douche
Five Ten with the spikes
Four Ten on a rainy day
Sly Stallone Short-Bag
— Douche Wayne
Eraserhead gropes
Asian hott knows: Big trouble
in little China
— Medusa Oblongata
beady-eyed ballbag,
sucks scary spice to sternum,
wears casual slacks.
Slim Jim Guy on break
Gropes bleethy Asian who-bag
She pukes up meat stick
Mommy, where does Poo
Come from? You came from my box
You silver haired freak.
Christianne Amanpour from
Germany. ” I love leisure
Pants more than the news.
Betty Boop likes guys
Who know what they like. He likes
Parades and product.
I forgot my shirt
Again. Gotta spend more time
Working on my cock.
Is that your gunt or
Are you just happy I wore
My fancy eyebrows.
Morrisey hits gym.
Macks the hottie like a stud
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Hannibal Pector
Wants meat vest to wear. It must
Put on the lotion.
Her lips say yes. His
Hair says douche. His eyes says now.
His mouth says cock please.
Rubbing boobs on chest
makes his hair stand up on end
gel makes root static
Is anybody
Out there. Cause you know I cant
Do this all day, Sons.
Hair must stand erect
If she ever stands a chance
At something thats hard.
I gotta get stoned
And pack beer for park. Poppa
Was a rolling drunk.
No sign of the Sock,
So DB1 Haikus ‘gain,
To mock the spiker.
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– management
Tanned arms, pasty face?
Well this douche drives a Sears truck!
Don’t scratch my washer!
“People who double as
impaling device”, Chinese
have strange festivals.
Cirque Du Soleil said
“He’s too douchy, even for us”
Grabs Bleeth for comfort
Comic-Con reject.
Captain Dingle-Berry fly
Back to Ur-Anus.
Eraserhead gropes
Asian hott knows: Big trouble
in little China
VC Booby Trap,
Let us Hope a Venus Fly
takes this douche bag out.
She’ll skip the massage
he just had Happy Ending
in his khaki pants
Bare chested with chains?
I’ll whip him til he bleeds
back to plantation!
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Too soon?
I thought this site was
required to have chicks in
pics not chicks with dicks.
His top would stab “her”
“Her” crotch would stab him right back
Who’s sticking who here?
Harpie bleeth nightmare
hangs trophy scrotes from ceiling
next victim lacks sac.
Douchebag does his spin
On big Arnold’s Mr. Freeze.
Just makes Mr. Cheez.
Sesame Street Bert
Gym, product, and eyebrow wax
Maria likey.
Scientists searching
for biological arms
need to get that rag.
High, High Touch The Sky
I have hair clay in my eye
Tranny I will buy.
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Rhyme Syndicate
Chippendale Trevor
Bare Chested and Spikey Hair
Equals Box of Fail!
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Food Court Employees
WTF hairstyle
and shirtless failure. I am
surprised: no lame tats.
Five Ten with the spikes
Four Ten on a rainy day
Sly Stallone Short-Bag
Recommend measures
for ending this douchebag’s life.
I choose dull chainsaw.
The silver hair gel,
the babe in the leopard dress,
shout out, “Notice me!”
put your shirt back on
you narcissistic douchebag.
you make larks vomit.
has the zombie war started? where’s my shootin iron?!!!!
Call me Heat Miser
My hair rages while I smirk
I am a Douchebag
Damn guys, haikus be getting better and better.
I’m just resigining to the fact that I’ll never get one up.
8am is too early.
Haikus improving
8am is too early
for me to write one
Cartoonish Skunk Ape
gropes semi-cute latina
my gorge rises
Leopard Print Puckers
guzzles gallons of Rick’s splooge
PTP gaybag
Frosty twats clinching
Palpable fear rules the room
Genetic garbage
Suzie Wong mistaken
Thought it was four-prong she was taken
“It’s cool”, says Spikey
“I’m sure you’re gonna likey,
even though I feel your bit of man bacon?”
Jealous of her leo-
pard spots, he wears tiger stripes
in a head job rant.
After removing
paint from his bod, he Gooped his
hair: No Dutch Boy here.
Genghis Khan rolls o-
ver in grave to see Mongol
babe embrace spikewad.
Gray spiked hair and mus-
cled torso: Why bid against
yourself at auction?
orangutan girl
has more plastic than he has
steroids. not yummy.
‘Sock missed connection;
American Airlines sucks
And so does Dallas.
King D wannabe
gropes the phillipino or
maybe Thai tranny.
.
I had to work too
only they chain me to my
desk and lock the door