Tuesday, August 30, 2011
On the Wings of a Pud
‘Bagling Barney, bordering on the nottadouche (but not getting it) sure knows how to pull the barely legals.
One tatt.
Carefully placed.
And a part time job at Cost Plus. Get it while the gettin’s good, ladies.
I see you Annie Hall giggly Ashley in the back. I would launch firecrackers from an enraged rhesus monkey’s swollen nadsack anus during mating season just for the chance to fondle your ruksack and lederhosen with a chomple boobie butt fondle gargle spinsack touchey poke.
Think the last part of that sentence just got away from me.
Pass. Kid’s got mad game. Hit em hard and fast Barney, which pretty much is the only way you know how anyways.
At least it is a proper Yankees’ hat. Doesn’t appear tilted at all, and if is, it couldn’t be beyond single digit degrees.
And then he went ahead and got the tattoo. Sorry Barney – that’s not gonna give you the illusion of chest hair when you wear your big brother’s moob shirt.
P.S. Striped bikini isn’t even legal in Thailand.
You need to put a little more rosin on your sentence structure. That thing went six rows into the stands and nearly hit a beer vendor.
He’s cute.
I’ve always hated that fucking Jerry O’Connell even here as a kid douche. When he stole Stamos’ wife that blue chick I really started to hate the fucker. You just don’t fuck around with drummers, man.
I wonder if he drives a Firebird. No pass if he does. Barney, guy, a dead bird on your chest? What, where they out of battleship sketches at the tattoo shop? Seriously I know you’re trying to make your shoulders look broader but c’mon don’t make it that obvious.
Dude from Sliders over Uncle Jessie any day. Deal with it Rev.
The only way this kid is pulling that much tail is if hes got a Zune hookup.
He looks like he took a detour from his trip to Mordor with his life-partner. Yes, it’s Frodo Bagling.
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Lithe and Legal Leslie has one two many S-curves to be sexy. It’s a near miss. But there is a difference between an arched back and cerebral palsey.
Is it just me, or does that look like a PICTURE of CARDBOARD shorts stuck to his crotch just for the photo?
That last part of the sentence was one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.
Which shows just how little I read.
Chomple butt spank boobie sparkle! See, I can speak Klingon too!
Gal on the right has a young Lily Tomlin look that causes a trouser snugness. Even though Lily Tomlin enjoys girl-on-girl action. Hey, who doesn’t?
Is Lily Tomlin the Pud’s sister? I think I’m gonna be sick.
The bird on his chest is dropping a dookie into his belly button. Great shot.
This must be what they mean by pigeon chested.
The Make-a-Douche foundation grants the wish of a terminal bagling.
Author where you can subscribe to the rss feed?
Mad Scarecrow Teen has looted his parent’s bank accounts and has a Tony Montana pile’s worth of fabulous white powder and a bottle of The Goose to share with his new friends.
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When the coke and the ice cold frog vodka are gone, poor little monkey will be all alone, suffering from hula jaw.
Is the creature with the long hair, back right – a man? Bleeth?
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I’m gonna be sick again.
No those are cardboard shorts stuck on,I think. Actually Barney looks entirely cardboard cut out,and stuck between girls that would never talk to him.
Astronomers use an occulting device to block the light of a star, or our sun, and be able to see little things like planets orbiting nearby stars.
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I would like to use an occulting device to remove Pud from this pic.
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Or a fish slap.
Speaking of drummers, Billboard’s website has an hour long special “A to Zepplin: The Story of Led Zepplin”
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Kicks ass, especially on beer #5 and a Soma through headphones
Fuccen Big Jim Sullivan
I think you aspirated too much hurricane Irene floodwater, DB1.
Well, you can’t criticize the pudwank for being too orange.
His blue and white “plaid” shorts look starched and flat as a board and appear to be merely held up in front of his thighs to hide an otherwise worse feature:
a) odd junk
b) Speedo
c) the heartbreak of psoriasis
d) really bad tattoos
Is this guy two-dimensional? (metaphorically and physically)
楼主说的对，支持下..
Getting a tattoo on your chest will not make it any bigger.
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Your chest that is. In Barney’s case that hummingbird tatt is freaking massive.
@ 第五代自动充值系统 ,
去他妈的自己
That tattoo is the cover of a Haste the Day album. A terrible band and a regrettable tattoo idea 20 years from now.
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/h/haste-the-day/album-pressure-the-hinges.jpg
@ The Dude 9:44 AM,
the correct response should be:
你先把你自己給閹了然後去跳樓自殺.
yeah i’ve never been a fan of simplified Chinese. sue me.
you’ve never seen any spam bots using traditional Chinese (if you’re able to tell the difference and everything…), have you?
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simplified Chinese is douchey. that’s why.
It sounds better in Google traslantor as well. Good call, kimosabe!
Q: What do Pud’s shorts and the last couple of comments have in common?
A: All I see are squares.
我不是一个斗车
这是我的新的喜欢的方式去说去他妈的自己！
I still like Lily Tomlin, and I’m still very concerned about the creature behind her on the right.