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natural side boobaliscious and city titties. bleh
Are you doing a Jar Jar voice as you write this stuff Boss?
Nicole is the opposite of Chariza in every way possible. Good for her!
New move, hover knuckles. What will the intellectually challenged think of next?
Love to give this guy a notta for his mind-blown boobie grin, but this douche possesses too many signifiers to forgive. F*ck you, man.
Happy happy people? Or did they get their STD test back and it was negative?
Did he just swipe a credit card and out popped two chicks out of the gum ball machine? Must be Vegas,where the douches come from.
This guys face reminds me of the ghost scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABc7ZBfBPE&NR=1
写的很好,加油!
Blondies boobies look absolutely painful and she appears to be as dumb as a box of rocks. She’s perfect.
Chariza got beaten ever day of her life until age 18 with the ugly stick her father kept in the backyard.He beat her so much and so far cellulitis developed in her chest and the swelling never went down. Maybe he should of hit her harder?
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home run hitters
OK really. ong long long fuccen day. far should hard. fucck the world.
顶一下,,继续加油!
^Anyone got a handle on these hieroglyphics?
I think it says: “No Chinese surgeons were responsible for this abomination”.
it sez…me’ likey to sucky fucky blondie’!
These pictures make it burn when I pee.
I rest my case. (Made in the previous thread).
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I wouldn’t fuck either one with Lisa Lampanelli’s dick….
he needs to have a wider grin so i can aim properly at every single one of his bleached teeth.
@Choad, aren’t you being a little too harsh? Chick on the right looks pretty hot. And ample side boobage is being displayed. Was it DB1s Jar Jar Binks impersonation that killed the mood? I know meesa not horny after meesa read that. Meesa need to watch Fight Club fight scene to return vagina to normal levels of lubrication.
Nw here is a PRIME example as to the superiority of natural if smaller bewbies.
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On the left we have Chariza. that’s her stripper name. her birth name is Dreama Higgins. She growed up in Pennsyltucky or some place like that. there. When she moves to Lexington and started working at the Shnizzle Club as a stripper she got the inflate-o-boobs, and as noted earlier – is too dumb to notice they look like crap.
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On the right is Nicole. Her mom was Egyptian and her dad was Lebanese. She has lovely natural bewbs – they look soft, pliable, and tasty. She looks relaxed with her chest, and we relax with her as we imagine what her cooter looks like.
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We know what chariza’s cooter looks like: waxed to a shine, with tiny pimples where the hair follicles once resided.
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So, there ya go: bottle blonde with giant fake balloon boobs and a cooter that’s as shiny and well balled as a bowling alley, or a Near Eastern Hottie with lovely soft bewbies begging for licking and a mystery cooter…. take your pick.
And Grinny?
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To misquote Macheath:
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“Some one must take an iron crow bar
And stave his ugly face in”
Wow I think brunette hott let all of the air out of her boobies when Blondie said “pump ME up!”
Am I the only one getting a Sabado Gigante vibe off these cats?
Bless the natural tits on Nicole. They slope quite nicely, indicating a quality jiggle and wiggle factor which no bolt-ons possess.
On the right is pornstar Ruby Knox. Don’t know about the blonde.
Thank you Anon. It’s awesome what a name and Google image search can yield.
Adding more mystery to the glory of Ruby’s Cootie, I present you . . .
http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Ruby_Knox/view/9590664
NSFW.
Side Boobies revealed in all their splendor.
It begs the question of the Bolt Ons – WHY?
http://lockerz.com/s/61244877
Another one that calls for discretion in the work place.
JACKPOT!!
http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Ruby_Knox
Skittles – A Brown Rainbow in every bag.
http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Ruby_Knox/view/10166321
Da boobies haz infected ur brainz, bozz!
Give an ugly girl blonde hair and breast implants, and add a hint of sapphic interest, and BOOM, you get guys’ attention.
Anon: When you can name the “adult film actresses” its time to step back from the monitor and go out and get some fresh air. Just sayin.
Hurl, thanks for the skittles pic link, I was starting to think this site was getting a bit too high brow. no longer.
Me too, Baron…