Wednesday, September 14, 2011
HCwDB After Dark: Riff Raff Would Like to Show You His Spaghetti
You seen him on TV.
He leaves the sauce in the packet.
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The collective IQ of these two dog-shit-come-to-life buffoons is ≤ the outside temperature. No matter where they are
^combined? Anyway, 64,275 clicks at youtube. What are we doing wrong , gents?
I’m not clicking on that. I’ll just wait for the rifftrax.
Wigbag?
That is an “In” look if your definition of “In” is that of the Bongolese, according to which you are only truly “In” if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat….goat, I says.
This guy makes Stackhouse look like a literary genius
This guy makes Sally Jesse Rafael look like the astigmatism poster child
This guy makes white people look like meth snorting, poorly inked , illiterate lemmings (but lets face it half of us are)
Take me now, Lord.
Better yet, take me 4:33 ago.
But let me see that booty shake at about 4:15 in.
Thank you Jebus.
Some fucking Queens bodybuilding douchebag through his puppy out a window… bring back the death penalty
How is it that I know I’m gonna see a vanity vid by a douchey, self-absorbed prick — and I’m still shocked by the behavior?
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The bar is so low, it’s practically through to Beijing.
How the fuck can I watch porn on my old ass PowerBook G4 and it comes through in HD perfection with nary a stutter and YouTube runs like a security camera that takes a picture every minute and a half? Fuck fucking YouTube!
MC 900, that’s your imagination working on ‘dither’. When I tried to look at this, I had all kinds of glitches; unfortunately, I caught enough to want to engulf myself in flames.
I don’t know if I should cry or kill myself. But I will use his pumpkin in my Halloween shit. Fucking big pharma is kicking my ass again with built in pain side-effects to the shit I got off a while back. It’s like they keep a fuse burning in your body that blows up once in a while. Fuckers. But I’m back to work and still don’t want to be raffi here.
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Painkillers
^Sally Jesse wore the prototypes for the Hubble on her face. Red fucking frames! Really Sally?
I fast forwarded it until I got to 4:05, and I’ve watched that last 20 seconds at least 60 times now.
Hypnotizing.
whatta kook…I mean KOOOK!
I’m finnin’ to never watch that again.
I wish “After Dark” meant: “After I Went Blind.”
you thought orange was bad. you thought groin shave reveal is bad. wait til you see this guy’s spaghetti!
For a moment today I reflected with an amused grin on my face (very non-douche grin) about the netherworld pear offerings ushered in during Dark Sock’s reign of terror.
Jesus Fucking Christ!!! Okay if your life ever comes to this, here is what you do.
Step 1. Place a place a plastic bag over your head
Step 2. So you can’t cheat, place a large zip tie around your neck, feed the tail end through the locking end and pull as tight as you can.
Step 3. Die!
That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It makes my heart cry, but my mouth is laughing big guffaws. Big, big guffaws. Question: can he take that stuff in his mouth out, or is it like bolted into his head?
I really want to gag this guy with a pair of underwear that I wore for a month straight while camping in India where I had no toilet paper. I think it would dissolve that grill on his teeth at the same time as keeping him quiet. It’s a win-win for the rest of us.
Next time, use the sauce. Put a straw directly into the packet and then put the other end up your nose. Inhale as hard and as fast as possible. Now there, doesn’t it feel better that something is between your ears? One more favor? Could you lick the 9V battery to let me know if it is still good or not? Thanks!
Is it wrong that I want to anally rape him with a rake? No, no, not this kind but more like this kind.
I don’t mind watching the occasional foreign film, but could we please have subtitles next time?
Wait. I just did a little Googling.
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So this isn’t somebody clowning, like Squeezy G was?
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We are losing this war.
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Gentlemen, it’s been an honor.
Indeed, Tall Guy, I failed to stay on message during my 2 week binge. But if you’re gonna change subjects, female hind flank is a good one.
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I REGRET NOTHING!
^Ass Pear LaPlante has a face? Whoa.
Words cannot express how grateful I am that is NOT my neighbor! And to be truthful, I was hoping the he would slice the snot out of his hand with that knife. Perhaps then, and only then could I have enjoyed that.
Did he say 27 carat gold…?
Now where can I get me some of that?
I would actually like to know where i can get some Gucci rocks …’Got 3 dependents, none of them mine though DUMB SHIT’ ..this dude is highly entertaining.