Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

2:08 pm October, 25 Taint Nothin' But G-Thang said...

Napalm, 25 feet of chicken wire, a gallon of soy sauce and a heavy duty plunger still couldn’t cleanse my soul from the infection it now has from simply looking at this pud whack.

2:08 pm October, 25 DarkSock said...

Spider Pig, Spider Pig…

2:09 pm October, 25 creature said...

playing the game “Sniff This” & guess where my fingers’ been?

2:10 pm October, 25 tall guy said...

Even his sunglasses have a mark-o-the-bag. Sheesh!

2:18 pm October, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Spiderpud: Halitosis and Meth Teeth

2:19 pm October, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Spiderpud: Your Ad Here

2:20 pm October, 25 Wheezer said...

Spiderpud, Spiderpud
In the bed, he’s such a dud
Can he swing by the neck
in his closet…..what the heck?
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Hey therrrrre, there goes the Spiderpud…..

2:22 pm October, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Jane Seymour hott is giving “The Cucamonga Eye of Colitis”

2:23 pm October, 25 Wheezer said...

While enjoying mocking this turdwank, let’s not ignore that blue orb in the middle of the photo. It has a partner.
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And Jasmine’s Mayan Eye of Coitus thrills me in the nethers. I’d like to offer her another kind of necklace.

2:39 pm October, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

My butthole is thiiiiiiisss big after he pounds it in a few times.

2:40 pm October, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

Est.

2:54 pm October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I really hope he got the directions from Smitty’s junk yard (where he works as the yard dog) to his hovel were tatted so he can read them as he’s riding his Huffy home. Hold on, no I don’t.

2:56 pm October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wasn’t Charlotte a black widow? If not, why not?

2:58 pm October, 25 Vin Douchal said...

His arm tatt is the Chilton Manual for an 88 Civic

3:18 pm October, 25 Wheezer said...

Hail Anonymous!
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I guess we won’t be hearing much more from Stackhouse, huh? I’m sure he’ll go “jumpoff” a cliff soon.

4:08 pm October, 25 Woo Hott said...

Welcome back Taint!

5:40 pm October, 25 Wedgie said...

I’m not sure tattooing your boyfriend’s suicide note on your forearm is a good idea.

6:02 pm October, 25 Stephanie said...

No,you have it all wrong,that’s the thickness of his weiner.

7:14 pm October, 25 doucheywallnuts said...

May I be the first person on this thread to wish that Spiderpud gets stomach cancer.

7:16 pm October, 25 doucheywallnuts said...

The bleeth in the middle is giving “The Fat Girl Eye of Flatulence.”

8:09 pm October, 25 Doucheronomy said...

Has no one noticed the “bulge” the girl in the blue is sporting?

10:22 pm October, 25 Nostradouchus said...

I see more totally original tats in the future…

11:53 pm October, 25 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, if you think the musicals are getting weirder and weirder, then take a look at the crotches. Weird doesn’t begin to describe it (them).

5:48 am October, 26 CB Popped said...

Shirt off in club, check.
Ridiculous hat brim size (Im amazed its not tilted), Check.
Sunglasses inside dark club, check.

Auto douche, high purity rating.

10:18 am October, 26 Blair said...

Who knew that Adam Goldberg was also a club DJ?

11:21 am October, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I thought we already covered this “absolutely no reason to go shirtless in a club” thing. And chubby and frumpy’s look of disapproval pretty much sums it up.

3:53 pm October, 26 Guid is Good said...

Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderpud.

Spiderpud says thanks to his high-school career guidance counsellor. His career as a freelance proctologist has never looked back. The RSI injury was a small price to pay.