Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Captain Wank Salutes All Math Majors In Over Their Head
Charleene has come a long way since taking the midnight train headed an-y-where.
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Charleene makes a nice gatekeeper. A bit too nice, if she’s letting the Wankster thru.
Is this the long-lost son of Capt. Pike?
She’s got the body of a young boy, with bolt-ons.
I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on in the picture. There’s something Escher-esque about it. Is she holding a picket sign with a torso on it?
Where’s my Pepto…
Captain Wank is the next leader of Communist North Korea. Kim Jung Poo. Charleene is all kinds of booby dirty.
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But Jesus aren’t they a bit underdressed for a wedding.
And Drew Carey was way ahead of his time with buzz beer. My retarded brother picked me up a few six packs of some fancy craft beer made from coffee so now I can get drunk as fuck for breakfast and not fall asleep when I smoke, yo.
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That’s the guy officer. He’s the one who insists on calling me G-Money.
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And its nice to see someone’s obtained The American Dream of a white picket fence guarded by a blond stripper. It gives me hope for a change.
Ted @7:30 hit it right on the head. Creepy, legless, free-floating, Asian Raiders and Tupac fan will haunt my dreams until I am rescued by visions of Charlene breastfeeding me in a quiet meadow while a doe , a sparrow and two chipmunks watch with a little more prurient interest than a woodland creature should normally have.
I really can’t stand the flat-brimmed baseball hat. And by that I mean I’d love to ejaculate on Charleene’s torso.
^Captain Pike liked his blonde chicks green!
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Yeah I’ll bet Charleene has pulled some long night trains…
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Key Partiers.
RevChad’s posting his home movies again. We get it, that is what you like to watch when you’re drunk. Human porn just doesn’t do it for you anymore. Gah, doesn’t take a psychologist to see that.
You bunch of hatters. There’s nothing wrong with stripping your way through nursing school.
I hope I get one of these as my nurse at some future date. Just not too soon.
Yes, Esherer-esque, perhaps. I was coming up with Picasso, but I don’t think that’s right.
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Still, a lot of crazy non-sequitur elements thrown in there. Weird.
fake cans, fake tan, fake hair colour….let’s hope she turbocharged her twat too!
Charleene’s bolties also work as suction cups when scaling a skyscraper.
@Ferris 7.48 – thanks for ‘prurient’. Haven’t seen that term used in a while. I read the HCwDB threads for the vocabulary lessons, the philosophistry and of course I never light the Sinead smoke until I know Rev Chad has.
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pffffffffffft…
I’m a bit conflicted if I want to go to the 2012 Home Design Showcase. On one hand I’d be weirded out by the half-wanker/half-swinging gate. On the other hand, I’d never see the all the displays if Charleene was there presenting her wares.
Captain Pike also liked brunettes.
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Dirty Apes
Meat Shelves.
Rib Cushions
Sternum Swingers
TweedleDee and TweedleDong
Chest Cantilevers
Disembodied Asian retardo-torso says: “Me wikes fwee Soco-wimes weef one wap dance, pwease…prowided she’s fwinds my wap.”
pecsploshions
bloated breathers
non jiggling jubilees
nipular reactors
@The Dude 9:36a, I come here for the vocabulary lessons as well. Plus its like my one stop shop for monkey sex and chilli recipes. Show me another site that has that in one place.
@Choad, undercover lacism, nice.
disciprine rackers
Snake hips Brandine erm, Charleene is also one shade off orange. Yo, Dreuche, be they chilli recipes, sausage recipes or corn dogs we can or can not exchange ’em?
Seeking.
I clicked the pic larger, and stared at it longer, and still, it just makes my head hurt more.
So if I stuck that gate in a cornfield, would I call it a “scarescrote”? “Scrotecrow”?
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I still think crows would gladly shit on it.
@tall guy, do what you wanna do. Whatever you choose I will figure out a way to either chastise you for being insensitive, or call you gay. It’s a skill I’ve perfected since age 12.
Raiders hat, meh. Show some stuffing and wear a Kangol backwards and quote Shakespeare, then we’ll listen, Buttercup.
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Bet her dad wonders why she sleeps late every day and her closet is full of glitter-littered lingerie. At least she’s paying her own way through cosmotology school
All I see is camel toe.
what an ugly picture. her: fake rack, fake blonde, fake tan, and the crazy eyes of “If you aren’t with me 24/7 I will text you 37 times an hour until you call me and tell me you aren’t fucking some other whore.”
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Him? I seriously think he’s retarded, as in, Hug him and squeeze him and call him George retarded:
Ahhh….the strip club cool guy pose. I’m sure he makes his mother proud.
Hey, at least he prolly knows her measurements in metric. Did you know that 34DD = 75DD in Europe? That’s BIGGG!!
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http://convertalot.com/clothing_size_converter.html
Rufio…Rufio…..Rufio
Charleene needs to get that dismembered talking Asian Douche act to Vegas. It’s got everything.
David Copperfield with bolt-ons.
Nice tuck there, Charles…er…”Charleene”…
The Raiders, suck. And so does your pencil mustache,Ricky Retardo. And what the hell is going on in this photo,are you wearing the fence or what? Where is he leaning in from?
I want to choke-slam her. I’ve had a horrid day dealing with high-strung cunts who demand I wait on them hand and foot, pick the boogers out of their nose before putting in their nose jewelry, and want “Live Laugh Love” tattooed on their slightly jiggly hip. Fuck it all. I’m ready to quit everything, grab a few rifles and head out to Hermit country. I’ll skin rabbits for stew while he sits in the corner of the cabin and spins yarns of the coming apocalypse.
Thanks, Dreuche!
Don’t make fun of bleeth. She totally earned her Certificate in Psychology from Stockton State Polytechnic Community College and Career School.
@ The Dude: The Chinaman is not the issue here dude!
@ The Dude: The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!