Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:37 am January, 31 ehcuodouche said...

Republic of Shite, even.

7:45 am January, 31 Nostradouchus said...

Dude on the right is showing the camera how big his peen is. Dude in the middle still sends a care package to his starving mother in the Philippines. She’s the most gangsta dressing, iced out GM in the fishing village.

8:02 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

South East Asia’s newest boy-band, the Tetley Tea Baggers. Each band member wears a Tea Bag Tag, as a symbol of their devotion to gargling huge, sweaty scrote sacs while crooning their hits. Currently, “Choke Me with Your Choad” and “Gag on Bag” are climbing up the charts. You had your K-Pop and J-Pop, now look out world because here comes the Fey-Pop.

8:05 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Samii-D peeking out from back wants you to know that roadies like to do the two-ball tongue-juggle too.

8:08 am January, 31 Wedgie said...

BONG!!

8:09 am January, 31 army (ret) douche said...

i believe this establishment is called ‘The Latrine’. I hope the vac truck is coming today….

8:21 am January, 31 tall guy said...

Kiss my grits where’s the hott chick?

8:34 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They need more cowbell.

8:38 am January, 31 jonezy said...

it appears these dudes don’t recognize the utter ridiculousness of wearing matching jewelry. Seriously, women don’t even do that.

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I got $20 says this was taken in Garden Grove. Next to that one awesome Pho shop in that one strip mall. Yea, like that narrows it down

8:39 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m pretty sure those chains would make fine impromptu garrottes.

8:46 am January, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hey fellas, letting’ your hair down after your shift at Panda Express?

8:50 am January, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’d like four #2’s with a side of Bleeth fried rice.

9:02 am January, 31 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Iconic art and sculpture often captures the zeitgeist of an era — think Rodin’s Burghers of Calais, Rembrandt’s The Night Watch, or even Mount Rushmore.

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.This picture, as it were, may be single-handedly encapsulating our world of douche-i-tude. It is a magnum opus of poo. …lacking only moobs and tatts to make it truly puke-worthy.

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.It is classic composition (think Gericault’s Raft of the Medusa), revealing both negative imagery and an etymological core of self-referential abandonment seeking both appropriation and rejection of its idiom.

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.As Dave Hickey (or maybe it was Al Pacino) would say: “Everything about it makes you want to take a flamethrower to the place.”

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Clement Greenbergs

9:21 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Barney in the back has a band aid on his chin from the above mentioned tea bagging. One of these little twirps had a three day growth on his shorn balls and left a terrible chafing on Barn’s cleft

9:25 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

One time in highschool, me and three of my gal pals from Honors English all bought the same necklace for our senior pics. So yes Jonezy, chicks buy matching necklaces, high school chicks. Nerdy high school chicks.

9:26 am January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So which one of these is Jesse Hart’s GF and which one is Fuccenhaterzzszszz GF?

9:28 am January, 31 Dan said...

I can’t believe how long this post has been up, with no hott in sight, and no compensatory pear, or a simple take down from DB1.

You owe us, dude.

9:39 am January, 31 jonezy said...

^can you please send us those pictures ND?

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We don’t want you to get a reputation as a tease around here- you don’t just throw around statements like that because now we’re all imagining librarian glassed nerd chicks in catholic school girls uniforms, all with matching rosaries.

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Actually, never mind the pic- I think I can take this from here on imagination alone…

11:30 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jonezy, yeah, senior pics are totally hot, what with the fake dress table cloth thingy they make you wear and the Pimple-Away. And that tease line only works on dumb chicks dude. C’mon, this ain’t my first brodeo. It’s actually my second.

11:33 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

And the necklaces were matching marbles hanging from a leather chord. I’ve since lost mine. Rosaries…please, certainly you jest.

12:46 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

Turdylvania

9:14 pm January, 31 Stephanie said...

They all got new gumball necklaces today.

9:29 pm January, 31 Purple punguine said...

As a former soldier and a combat vet to boot, am I the only one who finds the wannabe Dogtag bling offensive?

9:31 pm January, 31 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

My Asian friend turned me onto the term, “chigger.” A little racist, but very funny.