Tuesday, January 10, 2012
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Biff was certain “Cow” had two “o”s in it, but Angie’s angry gum snaps told him otherwise.
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Angie’s mother always told her, “Angie,” she said, “When you break out of the big house, the first thing you wanna do is ditch the orange jumpsuit.”
So’z two moolies , I’m jackin’ day shit so’z day don’ bone my azzz, … dis’ cell is wicked small, y’know,…. so’z when day’s good ‘n’ hahd , I hitz ‘em eech wit’ my poindy toot’bruszh shanks right in the dick hole ….
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It wuz t’ree and day did bone his azzz
That’s a whole lot of prison ink and DOC overalls!
Biff would not admit that tattoos of all the Norse gods whose salad he fantasizes about tossing makes him a little gay, but he could never satisfy Angie with his story that his rapidly dilating anus was a side effect of the bovine growth hormone he has been taking.
As they noticed a senior citizen shuffling just a little bit faster,José and Xóchitl (real names: Murray and Suzanne) chuckled to themselves, knowing the mean streets of Bakersfield would never be the same again.
I was wondering why the girl that gives blowies for a gram and a slice of pizza never called my wife. She was in the County rehab with this moocow. The background is the
Is she wearing fake tat sleeve or did the artist cleverly tan all of her arm sans the hands. Fuck.
10 seconds later they were gunned down in a drive-by for throwin’ up signs.
Tony and his prison bitch Paul enjoy a moment of fresh air outside of cell block D.
I hate to disappoint all you hatters, but that’s not a “W” she’s holding up, it’s a “3″. As all good Ukrainian chemists know, they are throwing up the finger-sign for carbon trioxide.
For those of you who are less schooled than Dr. Bunsen, you can make this compound by blowing ozone at dry ice.
Much like that girl can make a dolla by blowing the Rev at 6 pm.
Damn you Wedgie, I was all set to go with a Carbon Trioxide riff. And you tied in a RevChad burn to boot. Someone’s been taking notes. Well done.
“We’ve got fresh made we just cooked up in the van with a box of walfed and drano!”
^fresh meth… (Fuck working nights is killing me!!)
@ Wedgie
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At least someone has been listening to my boring ass. It sure wasn’t my fuccen students.
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As for the pic… Where are those Rodney King cops when you need them?
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Too late?
@ Boss
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I think someone sent you a reverse image here. It clearly looks like they’re trying to spell “wok” ’cause it sure as fucck ain’t “work”.
@Doc B, Not late enough! :)
Comrades
Damn, those orange prison jumpies just make a girl shine, don’t they?
I don’t know what she was in for, but I bet it wasn’t the felony known as “illicit bulk cash transfers”, nor was it “wire fraud”.
Is there such a thing as “illegal blowies” on the books?
Dumb Fuck
Rex Roid Ralph: “After a good session of fisting with Wendy here; my sphincter is now this wide after being only this wide”
Wilty Wendy: “West Side Fisters Rule!”
Carbon Trioxide? I wasn’t too good at the chemistry learning past grade 12, we used to go to grade 13 here which was approximately the equivalent of sophomore year at college down your way, but damn I thought carbon trioxide was anything Lenny had that you tried.
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I was never very good at jokes either . Son.
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But I do know that Dixville Notch is a splendid ski town in Vermont’s upside down sister state where everyone you meet with a truck has a smile and some nice armoury hanging behind them. And the cheapest booze this side of Cuba.
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Castratas
^Alchemy is not the same thing as Chemistry, Voldelmort.
Too much time had passed in the big house and Shields and Yarnell’s pantomime shocker routine fell far short of capturing the audience’s fancy.
hows your tv show? hahahahah
^How’s yours, Cap’n Nobody?
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And appearing on “Cops” with your face blurred don’t count.
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Pickle Slit.
‘draw your bearded hero’ day was a big success at the autistic outpatient center
compadres
“It was this big before I went to prison and this big after I went to prison.”
Probably did time for forging and publishing. They’re giving each other the secret hand gesture, which roughly translated says. “Hey, babe, with a criminal offence like that we can work the authors’ scam.”
Angie “Biff you’re a fuck stick”
Wedgie for the MFW.
She had to get tested for STDs 3 times. He: 20; is not smart.
“Cocietal Loss with a capital ‘C’ bro!”
I’d love to see a “Scared Straight” from Rikers Island episode – throw these 2 assclowns in there for 24 hours.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikers_Island
Salad Tossers.
Yo, just sayin’, I love the cock even more than my sistah.
Okay. The words “comrades” in runic style lettering and a bunch of norse gods. WHITE POWER!!!! So why the hell does he look/act like a cholo and is hanging out with some cholita who just broke out of the joint? Identity Crisis of Modernity.
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Lokis
Marty felt so bad about pressing charges against Trina that he had to pick her up upon her release from prison. Too bad that his bros will never let him live down the fact that he called 911 because his girlfriend was beating the shit out of him. Marty needs an intervention.
Danny Trejo’s son is keeping it real, yo.
Danny’s hands were crushed in a car accident. He had his hands cast to permanently heal in a form to aid his chronic masturbation habit. Trina is demonstrating how she tickles his prostate with her ring and middle finger. They are grateful for modern surgical techniques.
23rd Annual San Joaquin County Inmate Social Mixer
C-O-W spells Moon
I hope he never needs an ostomy, because that asymmetrically-located hole in the lower abdomen will fuck up his carefully arranged tatt symmetry…although the tatt possibilities for enhancing such a hole are endless.
Did orange pants here escape from a Hare Krishna troupe?
Prison Prom! 2012 went off as well as anyone could have feared.
Orange County Brotard!
Ronnie & J-WOWW Pre Jersey Shore