Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Timmy Wins!


Thank you, God!

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7:28 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Yes. Timmy wins a picture. In exchange for the $250 he spent on a bottle of champagne. Everyone is happy to lean in close as long as there is absolutely no physical contact.
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Malnourished waif hott to Timmy’s left looks like she’d be a fun ride up to the point she passes out from low blood sugar.

7:29 am February, 28 Nostradouchus said...

2nd from the right = Avril Lavigne on crack.

7:30 am February, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He may be a notta but they’re still paid to pose and he’ll be hugging his cock shaped pillow sobbing later on that night.

9:22 am February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Zero point zero

9:23 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nordic sweater and chinos by the Gap. Pink champagne by Moet and Chandon. Timmy’s hopes dreams in a sticky tubesock on the floor. Epic win(?)

9:26 am February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Green Testicles Enterprises

9:26 am February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Green Teeth Enterprises

9:26 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^and

9:32 am February, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’d hit it for free Timmy, I’d hit it for free. As long as you had your shots first and a delousing and a full body scan. But then oh yeah you and me all night. And then I’m out. Sound good?

9:49 am February, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Anybody take the over/under on the weight:I.Q ratio here being greater than 1?
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@ Nancy
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I don’t think Timmy could handle the Dreuchinator for a whole night. Maybe 10 minutes but definitely not a whole night.

9:52 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^The only way Timmy could go more than 10 minutes with the “Dreuchinator” is with Jacques Cousteau’s original SCUBA gear. Cause of the smell and bugs and shit, Son.

9:52 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnouirished waif is so skinny her tits are innies.

9:53 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnourished waif is so skinny she eats bowls of pea.

9:54 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnourished waif is so skinny she buys a package of Ramen noodles per quarter.

9:54 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnourished waif is so skinny she has a transparent uterus.

9:55 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnoiurished waif is so skinny she plucks her turds.

9:55 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnourished waif is so skinny she pees by transpiration.

9:56 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malnourished waif is so skinny she avoid cracks.

9:57 am February, 28 DoucheWeasel said...

Timmy is a pedophile.

Third from the left looks not a day over 11.
First from the left looks more anorexic than Angelino Jolie..

Time to tighten up the editorial filters, DB1.

11:06 am February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Malnourished waif puts the turgid in my red marauder.

timmy is the champion of duck, duck, loose, duck.

girls, try eating.

Ebolemics

malnourished waif is so skinny she shits silly string

gym hats

11:24 am February, 28 Geoffrey said...

Gunther wins too
http://dayviews.com/swba/481760121/

11:52 am February, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is Lurch, on our left, hiding man hands?

12:05 pm February, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Doc B. 9:49a Yeah you’re probably right. I’ve broken tougher men. Timmy’s just a kid, his brain might splode at the sheer awesomeness and I don’t want to be held responsible for that.

12:29 pm February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
It’s like hunting a man eating antelope
And I’m wondering who has my gyroscope
Malnourished waifs to the left of me,
Trannies to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with overpriced pink champagne

12:42 pm February, 28 FredN. said...

2nd chick from right looks exactly like my old secretary. The one I banged from 2007 – 2009. Fun stuff.

12:49 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

So are they forming something akin to a live pumpkin? Orange on the outside, pale yellow inside, Timmy’s BVDs full of seed?

1:08 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

Rev:
Do any of these girls have gyroscopes in their monkey holes?

3:15 pm February, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Level three Tranny Alert. Timmy looks like the prototype FratDouche. Malnourished chicks have tight twats. Tight twats, I says.

3:41 pm February, 28 Stephanie said...

Well,trannies have to work too.

3:45 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

Hey, I banged Fred’s secretary, too. Best $20 I ever spent.

5:21 pm February, 28 FredN. said...

Wedgie got off cheap. I had to buy the occasional diamond earrings.

6:27 pm February, 28 Southern Scrotic said...

Second from right looks like a Ukrainian import.

Maybe not voluntarily.

8:37 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

4 Chicks; no boobies visible. Whoever took the under won a boatload today.

8:40 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

Of course, since the prior photo had two girls with enough boobies for six, my sense of balance is restored.

9:39 pm February, 28 ehcuodouche said...

Green Teabagging Enterprises.

10:53 pm February, 28 fatness said...

I caught the clap just looking at this photo.

12:16 am February, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Click the pic to enlarge and discover…
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Timmy has Cylon eyes
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Orange is *really* orange
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I would fuck the shit outta the young/Czeck one with the wrist bling
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That skinny bitch disappears

10:49 am February, 29 douchesquire said...

Fudge. eat some.

1:49 pm March, 1 connor said...

Naw it’s cool, spending papas money makes you the man. But when you drive that rangerover home all alone I bet all that money was well spent

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