Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Gro?
Wristdannas for the societal punch-in-the-nads.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
Chick in aqua has slutty written all over her and more then likely is lame in the sack but Hott in white slippy blouse she looks sneaky naughty who’s up for all kind of adventurous antics.
Strike one for the douche bag, when the old guy gets the hotter chick.
Dude from the “Just for Men” hair dye box creeping up brunette hotts leg is creepy. What is wrong with that douches leg? That is so bizarre! He has Mark Mcguires steroid infused arms and my 90 year old grandfathers leg! What kinda freak show is this today?
This picture reminds me of the time I was hanging with Sinatra, Dean, Sammy, Petey Lawford, Joey Bishop, Angie Dickenson, Mia Farrow, a couple of professional girls and special guest Andy Williams. We were at the Sands after a Count Basie/Sinatra show and everyone was jazzed. It was a crazy scene and thes cats were a crazy bunch.
.
Everyone knows Petey had a thing for colored girls, but here are a few things not many people are aware of. Joey Bishop wasn’t a Jew, but was actually an A-rab. Angie banged everything, but also loved to munch box and laid more prime pussy than Frank and Dean combined. And while Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker were known to have the biggest dicks in Hollywood, Andy Williams was almost as long, but twice as thick. The kids today have this 2Pac character, but Andy’s nickname was 2Thick. 2Thick was also the nicest friggin guy in the world and got a ton of ass himself. He was into handers
Agree with Et Tu, blondie only looks the part but is probably only down for cold, passionless lights off missionary banging with your socks and tee shirt still on. Total cold fish! On the other hand the less done up brunette is a certified missle twister up for pretty much anything your wormy little brain can conjure up on the fly.
Worst. Family. Photo. Ever!
Nice couch
Part 2
Handers, I says, because he was so big, girls, even the pros, couldn’t handle him.
.
Dean, Sammy and Angie were triple teaming this pro dame, Cinnamon Sweet, Frank was cuffing the dummy watching, I was giving it to Mia doggie, doggie, I says, and Andy is getting head from another pro by the name of Lucy. She has this look of terror on her face as she’s trying to take him all in, but his cock is like a two pound can of Chock Full of Nuts coffee and she is struggling. After a few minutes, she gives up and wraps both of her mitts around Andy’s lump, pumping away furiously. She barely has half his girth covered, but is doing a swell job. He nuts all over this kid – he also was known to cum a quart at a time – and she looked like she just got hit by a bus.
.
Good times. This picture is just like that time, but there werent any douchebags present.
So douche on the right went to the local pound to get his “date” while Gramps ordered his off the interwebz? Coordinate next time fellas. It ain’t that fuccen hard.
Just like dad, always hogging all the good pussy and leaving the leftover skanks for little Jimmy. Stupid Bill Clinton looking motherfuccer also bought himself new golf clubs for Christmas and gave Jimmy the coupon for a free car wash the pro shop threw in.
Don’t. Make. Hulk. Angryyyyy! HULK TURN INTO COUCH FULL OF DOUCHEBAGS!
@Wallnuts, I have never seen ratpack slash fiction before. Maybe give a nod to the traditional and throw in some Xena/Buffy/Captain Kirk. Just sayin.
Douchie Wallnuts story has totally fucked up my day. I’m supposed to be attending my family’s last WW2 vets’ send off to the good war in the sky this afternoon, but damnit, damnit I says, I find myself playing Fly Me To The Moon repeatedly, wearing skinny ties, smoking menthol cigarettes and drinking Whiskey Sours in my satin housecoat while searching for a glass-eyed black Jew with a hankering for Swedish broads tp pal around with.
.
That dude does look like the Just for Men medium brown box. He slit his wrists because that was the peak of his modelling career, peak I says. Son.
It’s kind of hard for me to hate on the old dude. He’s having a good time. It’s his first night out after the divorce was final and that’s the first leg he’s touched in 17 years that wasn’t his wife’s (minus that one night after the conference in Sacramento after 4 whiskey sours and a few lies to the woman at the hotel bar). Even though the little strap of her blouse is falling off, the recipient of those touches has the forced smile of someone who looks like she’d rather be getting a pap smear.
That couch is covered with venereal algae and sperm eating amoeba slime. I’d rather eat a bowl of Courtney Love’s soiled underwear than sit on that couch.
Wait til I tell you about the stories about me, Bill Shatner, Lenny Nimoy, the colored broad from Star Trek, Joey Heatherton, JoAnne Worley, Goldie Hawn, Joan Baez and some hippy chicks from Haight Ashbury.
I never saw a leg fuck before.
Dude in back just said ,”I Fart In Your General Direction“
Lindsay Lohan REALLY hit the wall.
Taunt him a second time, Vin!
I think I can see the brunette bleeth’s clam.
Scooping up Dad’s sloppy seconds. Nice work, Todd. Kill yourself.
Blondie looks like she did a swirly in a lye tank
Brunette appears to be barely tolerating old bag. But I call notta + go in peace for the silly geriatric codger. Based entirely on her taste in clothes blond bleeth is horrid. And skinny-legged wristydanna idiot deserves a strong punch to the head if he cannot adequately explain why exactly he is wearing those silly fucking bits of rag. I mean, is he on the professional tennis circuit? I think not…
That couch is made in Canada.
Not even rich Uncle Gary from the coast can purchase the extra ‘o’ to finish “Groo,” what with the expenses incurred by meeting the needs of the hotts’ respective riders.
Wallnutz, that’s outta sight. More, please.
Wallnuts is a master of storytelling, a master I say.
And a hat to cover up the bald spot resulting from ‘roids.