Friday, March 2, 2012
Pop Quiz
Pop Quiz time, kids:
Is a stupid scripty chest tatt enough, by itself, to mark autodouche in presence of Perfect Hot Bod Milkshake Kayla?
A. Yes
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A…Yes!
Not only yes, but white sunglasses also qualify him.
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Kayla, how I long to grip your oddly arousing protruding ears while I massage your soft palette with my flesh log.
D. All of the above.
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Or as the Canadians say, A, A?
Freakin’ weird. I just posted this and it wound up going to one of yesterday’s threads.
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Always take a spare 6lb watch with you. You never know when your primary will melt down since they generally aren’t designed withstand prolonged Axe exposure.
If not., then the stupid shades seal the deal.
A !
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Hot Bod Milkshake, butter face.
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And yeah, he’s “Livin the Dream” if that dream is minimum wage employment at Oil and Lube and vacations at the Daytona Beach Airport Holiday Inn Express. Live it up Bra !
May I be the first to jizz on her.
Hall of Ham!
A. Yes, and the chest caligraphy for bonus points
and the thing growing on his chin counts as well
yes, the Chin Turd makes him a solid flushworthy douchebag.
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Kayla makes me feel pretty solid too. Thanks, Kayla — I haven’t been feeling myself lately.
Sorry, too busy looking at them baby makin’ hips.
This must be beautiful Club Flagstoné in New Jersey, where people get to roast in a lounge chair on the flagstones, near to the flagstone beach. It is, quite literally, the last place you ever need to vacation.
Nice head-handles.
And “A”.
A. Yes
With bonus points for not positioning his She-Ra: Princess of Power handbag out of the frame.
B) Boobies
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I’m stickin’ to it.
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Bosom Buddies
Ed Grimley hair and chin fungus are two important signifiers. They cannot be ignored.
She looks huggable.
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Yeah. Huggable. As in breakfast at Denny’s the next morning huggable.
I’d steal the Vicodin out of her purse and then pee in it.
Gyroscope in her monkey hole.
Her head is unusually small, if you ignore the ears. Maybe she was cross-bred with a Jack Russel terrier to chase rabbits out of holes.
Of course, but this exercise is theoretical, since mr. chest tatt has so many other taint marks, incl. white sunglasses, six pound watch, idiotic facial hair, and my personal favorite, striking a tough guy pose when you are patently out of shape.
Your strategically folded arms may obscure your soft belly, but there’s no hiding the upper right quadrant of your torso.
Son.
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OK, QUIZ #2:
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What does this asswipe’s tattoo read?
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My guess:
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“Live Tastie Cum”
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I don’t get it either, but douchebags aren’t exactly known for having spelling skills.
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I hate myself a little bit more for taking the bait and zooming in on it.
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Answer: NOoooooo!!!
Maybe, maybe not, but white shades will put you over the goal line.
I used my “Douche Script to English” translator. It says “Live Fast, Die Fun.” Oh, there are so many ways to take that.
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Here’s one: Death by semen poisoning?
Objectivity to answer the DB1 question escapes me as I am overpowered by the stoopid white shades, chin fung, shall i continue?…so the script becomes less significant. But yes in the end, I am sure…