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Val Kilmer has really let himself go.
He’s wearing that atrocious looking pullover because someone told him he “looks really cute in it…” He’s gullible like that.
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BOOB TATTZ!!
seems Mr. McGee’s evil has caused Miz Blondie Hott’s eyes to work independently of each other, on her it’s a good look.
Brad Putz?
Marty McSores?
Eli Mannchaps?
Pootin’ Manning?
Ivan Dragoqueen?
She’s batshit crazy. His other girlfriend is Helena Bonham Carter.
Every dude is wearing his eyelids like that lately. It’s Lincredulous!
Proof that ya gotta wear a mask when you play goalie. Those pucks are frozen before the game, frozen I says
You gotta love the…man, do I really got to take a shit look he has going.
The ‘look she has going’ says you must be 18 or over to enter this site.
He looks more like the square root of evil.
I’d hit her. Sure, the collars n’ cuffs probably don’t match, but that’s mostly a given these days for me. Shit, if they do match the common colour is grey.
Who’s the crackhead he’s with?
I’m a shoulder man, by which I mean I’d love to ejaculate on her torso.
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I just hope it’s not a cold shoulder.
Douchey Wallnuts might know the blonde dame. I think she’s the illegitimate bastard child of his affair with Kim Novak that led to his short-lived kidnapping.
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Speaking of anal-bleaching. Mrs. Kroeger’s on a rimming kick and wanted me to shave my poopy regions and bleach my hole. To my dismay this afternoon I realized that anal bleaching is done by professionals with hydrogen peroxide ,H3O to Dr. Bunsen, and not a paste made from Vim and Liquid Plumber. Holy shit.
Oy Vey those bleaching fumes have me all misegenated. I meant Sammy Davis and Kim Novak’s bastard great-grandaughter, Baby!
If I’m not mistaken this sad sac appears to be suffering from douche’s palsy causing that characteristic face droop. Isn’t that the Bleeth from the Bachelor or Bachelorette or one of those shows where they take semi-retarted human beings and try to get them to mate on TV?
Blonde Melanie is blessing us with the Mayan Eye of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s good to check in and here things are back to business as usual. RevChads bleaching his pooper, tall guy is pretending to like women, and The Dude is pretty much The Dude, DB1 forgot to post the winner of the weekly because he’s hard at work on another soul crushing reality show and I’m eating a brownie planning how best to end it all this evening. Business as usual I says.
You’d have the same look on your face as him if you’d just gotten a headshot to the jaw by the girl you’ve been trying to break up with for two weeks now but everytime you’re about to tell her to get out she goes all turbo-nympho on you, f*cking an upside down stool leg while you smack her tits like Rocky Balboa sparring with half a frozen cow carcass and all the while tears are pouring down her cheeks and she’s shrieking “GOD I F*CKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH SO MUCH IF WE EVER BROKE UP I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I WOULD KILL YOU FIRST BUT REALLY I WOULD JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!”
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She’s bat-shit crazy I says, and he just swallowed a crown.
Rev Chad has a sharp eye. I do believe this is a photo of Rim Novak, Kim’s daughter from her relationship with Giancana goon Crackers Mendino. Crackers used to make guys gargle with their own urine before gagging them with their own testicles.
Gargle, I says.
Jesus effin’ Christ what kind of a mocker spells retard as retart??
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Irony
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she seems delightfully lazy-eyed
Crazy Face Karyn’s been eating cabbage and fava beans all day just to keep douchefruits like McGee away. As soon as he swooped in and said “Hey babe – let’s fuck!” she said “First let my friend Suzie Q take our picture together!” And just be for Suzie snapped the pic, Karyn let rip a fart that melted a hole in her panties. She felts the tear in her shorts happen and laughed. McGee just got wiff of the beans when they snapped the pic. Three seconds later, he was on the floor gagging and puking.
Isn’t this Clifford the Big Red Bag?
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/06/clifford-the-big-red-bag/
McGee seems like a pretty big guy, which could be intimidating. This is what brass knuckles are for. Douches like to think they’re hot shit, they’ve got their dog tags flying under their punchface and can take a punch from any six footer. I have a special pair, about three inches thick, with foam padding so you don’t fuck up your fingers. I had them monogrammed with the work C-O-C-K in reverse, which doesn’t make sense until you realize that this word is going to be embedded in this douchebag’s face for 6-10 weeks. The square jaw gives you a nice flat surface to work with, too. Just go 95%, cause there’s a fine line between knocking unconcious and permanent brain damage. Not that anyone would probably notice, but, you know, lawyers…Just get yourself the best think they have on tap afterward. That girl has crazy eyes, and you don’t stick your dick in crazy.
@ehcuodouche, I’m enjoying your How To Series on Bar Brawling with douches and then the proper drink pairing afterwards. What type of fight do I need to win to follow it with a Coronita? That’s a margarita with a tiny bottle of Corona in it so when you drink the marg the Corona drains into the drink via science.
He just smelled one of his own farts. And it’s time for dinner.
There are about 3.74 pounds of crazy between their two brains.
@ND
I think of Coronitas from back in high school when we drove down to TJ (It’s not pronounced Tee-a-wanna, it’s pronounced tee-jay) and you’d get a bucket of the little tiny corona’s on ice for $5. You didn’t mind that on a price-per-ounce basis you were getting ripped off, because you pounded enough of the bar’s $1 tequila shots to make it a deal – and you needed to slow down anyway or you wouldn’t even be able to walk back over the border under your own power, nor say “American.” Good times. Anyway, I’ve got one for that and I’ll bring it up on the next punchable douche.
He borrowed his sweater from her.
Looks like Val Kilmer took a mallet to the face.
Johnny No Name (3:35 p.m.) may be on to something. I think Clifford is puffy compared to Sneery McGee, and their hair is slightly different, but they could be genetically related.
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I mean, aside from both being scrote, they could also have at least one common parent.
waiting periods to purchase weapons differ from state to state, but his face is a reminder that st patrick’s day is just around the corner.
Well this one face only a mother can love. “do i smell poop” is all i can think of.