Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Princess Pearielle and King Pooterface
Trust me, you really don’t want to stick around once the talking crabs start singing, “Under the Sea.”
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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That is one primo ASS!!!!!!
Wow, that woke me up.
All the way up. If you know what I mean.
Isn’t that Evan Seinfeld and Little Lupe?
Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter….take it from me!
I just came.
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Sorry for over-sharing.
HoH, Right. Fucking. Now.
Ed Hardy zubaz in the background for the societal loss!
I have a weakness for spinners…oh yes I do.
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I’d taunt a rabid mother polar bear with it’s still-warm cub’s carcass, wielding only a tasty hank of prime rib and a purple jelly dong, just for the privilege of smelling the breath of the stupid neighbor’s mutt that ate the scat of her toy poodle in the vain hope that one molecule of her exfoliated skin shed into the dog dish…simply because that molecule may have brushed against one of her precious ass molecules.
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When asses look like that they should be studied, have white papers written about them, and then firmly spanked. By architects. From Biloxi. In black face, mouse ears, and wielding an erection that lasts more than four hours.
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Medical FACT.
She is one hot little chicano spinner. Little Lupe. Don’t google “Little Lupe teen anal slam”. What a sweet tiny porn star.
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But did anyone see this freak?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSN0jXLkejU
All you bitchez be jelly!
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@Capt. James T., could be Lupe Fuentes. I thought she was on the run from interpol?
I’m Jelly. Dong, even.
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I want to be the fabric in her thong. I want to lovingly caress her butt flesh with a baby seal. I want to drink orange juice out of the cradle of her back, and eat bacon off her tits. Because I love her forever, until such time as I can meet AssPear LaPlante.
@ Dude McC…I’d Inter her with my Pol
Damn near knocked myself out. Too bad about the tainted pear…
@Sock
I’d habeas her corpus.
Why does he have a wristdana covered in duct tape?
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What ass?
DAT
As the great Georgie Jessel would say, “I’d tap that ass.”
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I second the Sock, HOH.
@I R A Darth Aggie , wasn’t that a Soft Cell song?
yet another application for Shaq’s flip flop
She’s way hotter than three quarters of current HoH inductees, but then again she’s all-pro. How about the hall of pear as a compromise? We haven’t added one of those in a while.
Is that beachwear? 1/2 of an evening gown? What then? Medusa is correct in that she is a tad skinny. But males are hardwired to see that another way…the Dark Sock way, for instance.
Nope to HoH. No pro’s my brothers. Plus you’d have to see this ugly, disgusting pustule of ink mixed with donkey cum everytime you look at her
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You want to see Little Lupe’s ass? Go to Fapdu.com like the rest of us.
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Braised Loins
Cocktomom.
I’m really getting sick of these invaders from Tattooine hugging our finest chicks!
She has the hips of a ten year-old boy (from Thailand)….
She’s tiny, and thank God for the G – String!
Yeah, hardwired that way,,,I’d spend all day and night humping n fwapping away on dat azz.
SO not fair…
The Boner Police just called and said you’re all under arrest.
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Also, if she is a pro I rescind my nomination. And by rescind my nomination I mean I still would ejaculate all up in that shiznit.
I would do evil things with her.
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I would sic evil things on him.
We do have a partial Reggae Largeman sighting, left of Pearielle. Wait — I’m being told those are Ed Hardy pants. Nothing to worry about, it’s just another douchebag.
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Ed Hardy pants? Tebus H. Fuck off Christ, the world’s gone Hardy!
The Captain noticed the EH zubaz @6.50am. You do have to get up early to beat the Kirk at that punch!
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Largepants
The timeflux here makes me wish I was smoking something funny. Okay, I’ll try smoking something funny, see if time returns to pffffft!
That’s Evan Seinfeld from the HBO show “Oz.”
What an ass! I’d love to stretch Little Lupe’s tight sphincter for a while.
K-Mart and WalMart just ran out of tubesocks.
I’m sorry, are you a little chilly? Here, wear this sash that will keep you warm.
We have all been in that ass.
Dat Ass!