Friday Haiku
Jim smiles; “Yes, they’re real.”
But Jim is referring to
Her seashell earrings
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Jim’s proud of himself;
Redirected her money;
Nose job? No, boob job!
Her toucan beak serves
Well to pick the pieces of
Baclava in beard.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Old man and the sea
Sailed the mighty ocean blue
On board bleeth’s fake tits
– Magnum Douche P. I.
Sepsis has run wild.
Starting there from his right arm.
It’s poo in bloodstream.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Smile when I say “SKANK!”
Oblivion is a fake rack
In a douchebag’s hands.
– troy tempest
At the wrap party
For “Anal Adventures Six”
Sound guy meets the star
– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
Sue used the razor
For poolside groin shave reveal
Jim sports face merkin
– Dude McCrudeshoes
An old silent pond…
Douche and bleeth jumps in the pond,
splash! Silence again.
– Doucheywallnuts
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Jim has Chinese Eyes
She has really big fucking tits
That was eight? Fuck off.
I don’t know which one would be worse to fuck.
Zack G. has turned grey
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It shaves off it’s beard
And puts hair in it’s basket
Or it’s gets the hose.
The first time she went
On a date she was a thin
Gay boy name Irvin.
He keeps the tins of
Altoids in his pocket to
Fend of tranny cock.
I suck at haiku
Biker Jim get a Notta
I bet she swallows
Its Captain Weirdbeard
With his “handsome” cabin boy
Hiding her penis
The Hulkster always
Liked his hair sculpted. Brooks’
New guy is hairos.
Overcast day in Greece
Nakos fucked Maria and the
Economy tanked.
Her toucan beak serves
Well to pick the pieces of
Baclava in beard.
Fake boobs, lame tattoo
But really, that’s about it
Go in peace, Jimbo
Bumper sticker on
Gypsy van, “Ass. Grass, or Beard
Nobody rides for free.”
His left arm is a
Toilet paper roll to clean
Up his poopy cock.
Her earrings suggest
Seafood. Her nose suggests wine.
Her pants suggest bone.
Old man and the sea
Sailed the mighty ocean blue
On board bleeth’s fake tits
Hey! Those tits stick out!
You can tell they need support!
Oh, and her’s also.
Ashley Tisdale looks
Better with new nose. Mickey
Weeps at her choices.
How big are his tits?
He’s got moob sweat goin’ on.
And that is just wrong.
Them’s some big Stay Puffs!
I’d like to bounce on them all day.
But I’d last 8 secs.
.
That was eight? Fuck off.
Provacative pose.
Says come hither, big strong man.
And I’m spent. Like that.
Sepsis has run wild.
Starting there from his right arm.
It’s poo in bloodstream.
Where’d everyone go?
This can’t be 3 day Haiku!
Get your riffs by 12.
Leonidas here
Was lucky not to die as
Baby. This is Farta!
Wanna bet Grizzly
Has windowless white van, and
Many fish bootlegs?
Smile when I say “SKANK!”
Oblivion is a fake rack
In a douchebag’s hands.
Tribal fungus arm,
Williamsburg beard, bolt-on tits,
America falls.
This is how it ends
With a whimper, not a bang
There is no escape
Redwood Randy knows
all about hand herpes, so
Stays in hover mode
Sue used the razor
For poolside groin shave reveal
Jim sports face merkin
White Osama smirks
It’s bicep day at the gym
Pecs? Maybe next week
Cockk ring bikinis
Are always fashionable,
As are Jim’s khakis.
How much longer can
“She” maintain the penis tuck?
Jim will soon find out
Jim moved to Brooklyn,
Found out his tatts weren’t cool
So he grew a beard
Jersey Shoshanna
Has poor body self image
Can’t afford nose job
At the wrap party
For “Anal Adventures Six”
Sound guy meets the star
An old silent pond…
Douche and bleeth jumps in the pond,
splash! Silence again.
CAW! CAW! CAW! rings out
Across the morning silence;
Cry of Tit Toucan.
She of beardless clam
No match for Thor’s Dad, Odin
She’ll take the hammer
Douche rabbi has fun
With a Butterface shiksa
On Shabbos, to boot
His beard smells like poon
Roofies, menses, ass and clap
He will shave it soon
Hopefully Dark Sock
Will pick winners Friday night
and not drag this out
False whiskers are real
Bleeth’s tits’n'gender false
parallel universe
Jim put to good use
money saved on razor blades
fake rack impressive
MCA just died,
sorry to hijack the thread,
RIP homey.
Bleeth’s crystal meth search
Usually ends with her
Combing through his beard
Hair got all the bleach,
and chest got all the saline.
Her legs got nothin’.
Drunk hobo? Swamp man?
Hipster douche? Ser’al killer?
Jim’s many faces
Like African chimp,
Sally picks through Jimmy’s beard
for yummy goodies
I feel sorry for both of them.