Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

6:30 am May, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

I dub thee the Poofus twins, Ronnie & Johnie Poofus

6:49 am May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Johnie has the hands of an eight year old Philipino purse maker. And, I imagine, the cohk to match.
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Not that I’m imagining what the cohk looks…because I’m not. I mean, he’s got small hands you know, so you’d think other parts were…it would have to be tiny right? Cuz I can’t help seeing it in my head and all. I’m mean, not literally, you know, a small penis in my head or anything like that. I’m just visualizing how little his tuna spoon would be. I’d crush it with my normal sized hands…ummm, practically tear it off with the first stroke. Whoa, not that I would get anywhere near it with my hands, you know.
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I’m not gay.

6:55 am May, 10 Scrote in hiding said...

Is it me or do the silly glasses magnify what is already a huge appendage on their faces.

7:01 am May, 10 Retard said...

Digital Underground’s career has been flagging since their sophomore effort, “Sons of the P” failed to replicate the success of “Sex Packets.”

7:40 am May, 10 Doucheywallnuts said...

After seeing this picture, to quote Egon Spengler as he said to Dr. Peter Venkman: “I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”

7:43 am May, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These people are otherly abled. I’m surprised to see them without their football helmet on.

8:00 am May, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Never have 4 people needed a swift, hard kick to the groin as do these fools.

8:05 am May, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pro Tip #45: When you and your posse all have extremely large ethnic noses, always accentuate such an unattractive feature by wearing large colorful fake glasses to da club.

8:05 am May, 10 icame isaw idouched said...

Epic douchbaggery !!

8:19 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

America’s Most Unwanted Jews. It looks like there kibbutz took a left turn into Zeussical.

8:20 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

Great…Now they’re cloning them.
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Doc Bunsen – please tell me you’re not involved in this.
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Good catch on the hands, Scrotato Head…these people cannot be hand-cuffed.

8:20 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

Their hands are so small they don’t just fist; they clap.

8:21 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

Their hands are so small they get puncture wounds from jacking off.

8:21 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

heir hands are so small asparagus humps them.

8:22 am May, 10 Los Douches said...

Accenting those ball-bumping noses is probably a fashion mistake.

8:22 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

This is why Paul Schaffer should have been sterilized in the early 80′s.

8:22 am May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Man, midget Steve Urkel on the right can really pull through hotts.

11:20 am May, 10 creature said...

these people are French

12:58 am May, 11 Stephanie said...

Technicolor vomit party.

2:49 am May, 11 CB Popped said...

This is one of the shorter, yet funnier threads.

In Bklyn, this guy would have a nickname like,,,Pauly “Small Hands”. etc.

9:34 am May, 12 Anonymous said...

Geez..not another optical frame party at your local Suburban Trash dwelling